FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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Jan 8, 2018 1:06 AM
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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Mmmmmmh
I seem to be stuck at the "add player two" screen
DIINKELBERG
ObsidianGuard
Dorkly is the king of overly long, unoriginal, unfunny comics.
ScienceMAN1
BAAAAAAADONK-A-DONKK!!!
MetroidJunkie
I misinterpreted the walkthrough and used a spell to transform her into a burrito. Do I win?
NorthCrown
Save states would be amazing..exams, presentations, weekends, fucking some d-bag UP..just quickload if necessary
TheFastpaws
How about the other way around? He leaves much to be desired being generic schmoe that forgets everything.
GoldenLarsen
Now what one would you choose?
Nostraanus
She made the wrong head big I guess.
Lilly64
She does not seem all that displeased to be given a huge butt
RedJacketHero
Would you?
TheMostKink
Someone should make me a Burrito.
CairoLen
Motherlode ... Wait, maybe not.
fairybug
Where are the mods?
Werenostrangerstolove
DORKLY :P
BlackPengu
What’s with Americans and big asses all the time?
hojiin
Oh er, cool man
moggles
It's cool I beat him on the SATs
dedlanguages
*you cannot travel when enemies are nearby...*
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
If they were, then I wouldn't be able to afford the latest system.
DIINKELBERG
cowardlylieing
Cringe.
BlackGoatee
Yeah agreed, these aren't funny.
IHateYouAll69
Really? it's just a comic. Would it be less cringey if it was from a girl's perspective?
acuteavocado7
no
stouf761
Oh god I hope I didn't have big head mode activated at the end of high school...
StRocketScience
Don't worry. That's what college is for
fakeirish
i have a problem with the fast travel one bc most games have it where in game time goes by and is usually longer than if you went yourself
hoovak
Jesus this is awful. And not the slightest bit of originality
Gianttesticlemonster
Can I make 2 burritos on the make lunch quest?
DelightfullyOdd
Yes, but it still unequips both at the end of the mission, in my experience.
MetroidJunkie
Drop the item, finish the quest, then go back and grab the item.
Bruiserbrother
Exactly when do you equip fast travel in games?
QuidYossarian
When you do it for love
swindonswine
Fast travel or teleportation can be achieved by drinking a large amount of alcoholic beverages. Your results may vary, though
cheeseguy3412
Horizon Zero Dawn kinda, you use a travel pack.
johnvargasx
Bunny Hood -Majoras Mask
RobertEmmet
In Tomba 2! you had different colors of pants that were sequentially a faster running speed. Also the turbo fruit made you faster than was
RobertEmmet
comfortable to control. You also had to go into the Equipment and item screen to access the bells that teleported you around the world.
Midgarmerc
Pokemon you have to equip the bike (til you get flying anyway and never really walk anymore)
BloodbathBidoof
I always thought fast travel was the equivalent of teleportation. It's kinda like saying "teleportation equipped"
Bruiserbrother
Exactly my point! :)
afartnSpartan
Before the bike, you hold B to use the running shoes, too. But Bruiser's got a point that it wouldn't be called "fast travel."
iwanttomountndewya
Back in my day we didnt even HAVE running shoes. Not until 3rd gen!!
afartnSpartan
Boi, Pokemon Red was the 1st game I owned that I didn't share with my older brother. I know the struggle. And I have Yellow on my 3DS now.
JNied
No, you don't. And the bike isn't Fast Travel.
xXCloud9Xx
Do you move faster whilst traveling on said bike? If so, then is "fast travel".
Midgarmerc
yes you do. yes it is
MariusRhinox
Yes you do, but no it isn’t. Fast travel refers to teleportation to specific points on a map. The biks just lets you move faster.
JNied
No, you don't have an equipment slot that you fill with the bike. You can use it anytime without equipping. You can also assign it to a...
JNied
...shortcut key but that is not the same thing. Also, "Fast Travel" is a gaming term that refers to skipping the actual trip and simply...
D00Mwarrior
Where can i find the guide?
mobydickled
You don’t
ashrave
Make me a burrito and I’ll tell you
thewiggins
won't help, it's randomly generated each session
JEMbalaya
Where can I find the girlfriend?
CrimsonShinigami
Git Gud
ElectricOwl99
Learn how to make doughnuts and buy a crockpot
UnsavoryCommenter
its all just common sense shit man
PhallicNinja
I think you need a different strategy than he's got, D00Mwarrior
Compound515
Forget about it... Even if you find a guide, it's not written in any comprehensible language for us anyway
D00Mwarrior
Indeed, i always fail to decode mix massages.
firefighter26
You don't need to guide, just use the Konami Code: up up, down down, left right, left right, (B) (A).
shinyRK9
Where can i find the girlfriend?
linustheman
Same
D00Mwarrior
Grinding or microtransactions/DLC
TheDogEnd
nukethelizards
Tradition!
MetroidJunkie
I get the feeling she wrote the guide.
Opportunist
Better this than someone who doesn't know!
TheEmperorDarthSidious
You didn't answer him, where can I get this guide!
MetroidJunkie
From her, duh. :P
bachterman
4chan
gayrat5
That’ll definitely get you.....somewhere...... not laid, but somewhere certainly.
bachterman
getting laid on prison cots.
nukethelizards
We're not that challenging. Just listen, tell us we're pretty, and buy us things to make us feel special ... like chocolate.
LanceD85
That works three weeks out of four. What do you do during hell week?
FoxyEllie
*hands over a piece of paper with "pretty" written on it and says "you're chocolate"*
usernamepolice
No. Not true. Not with a woman currently but the ones iv been with even agrred that even women dont understand women. dont try, do ur best
Whazitooyah
K
MrKibbs
What about icecream and chocolates
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
My girlfriend would beg to differ. Fuck buying things, doesn't believe me when I say she's beautiful, but I listen. Shit be challenging.
Vulturas
Did that, got in the friend zone. Twice.
Ssssssssssss
That's only on easy mode. No one mentions saving up enough for the wedding or the ring.
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Ssssssssssss
Jesus. He could have just said he wasn't interested in marriage beforehand and saved you the trouble of losing on Very Hard Mode.
chazzykins
Can confirm. Buy the wife ice cream, tasty food (she's a cheap date and is fine with TV dinnners) and compliment her constantly. Sex helps.
chazzykins
Yes, it is that simple and it's sort of like taking care of yourself twice. Unless you choose poorly, I guess.
heavypenguins
"Feed me tacos and tell me I'm beautiful." - women
StevieTheAussie
You're pretty chocolate...
BritishBenzene
Does this work for women, too?
usernamepolice
mirhagk
Fell in love with my wife partly because she'd bring the special cans of mountain dew when she came over
CuckDynasty
How so? We're the spiked with Vicodin or something?
CuckDynasty
Were* heckin' autocorrect
NotTodayBro438
Ok that gets me to the frienddzone, how does one get into the pants level from there
FrozenCoast
Brionyrae
Just don’t be weird
thegreatninjaman
be attractive enough for their league?
mirhagk
If it did then your intentions were unclear or you're not her type. Getting a particular woman can be hard, but that doesn't mean all are
JaegerBombster
Be interesting and suave as fuck. I assume. I'm neither soooo
Wooie
Good news, suave is creepy or intimidating, sweet and funny and loving despite or for weird habits is where it's at. You can do it mate!
BrokeMyFunnyBone
suave is creepy only if you're ugly and/or awkward
timemac
You get into the friendzone treating her like a friend. Most people in the friendzone don't make their intentions clear from the start.
StaringAtSidewalks
Friend zone is not a dead end. Make your intentions clearer and don't beat around the bush if you want to beat the bush.
rshini
and if she turns you down if you do get to the point, don't be an ass about it - it'll lower your reputation among members of girl faction.
LameUsername
How do I not do that? I want them to be comfortable around me before I ask them out, and want them to know I'm not a creep.
timemac
Tbh I practiced on strangers before I ever tried on a girl I like. I used to give out a compliment every day, w/o any ulterior motives.
Zobaken
uusseerrssuubb
Customize your face to not look like a preset. Also doesn't hurt to do money cheat.
reineseele
^ sounds like love at first sight.
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
So much truth in these 3 comments.
Dyslexicbirch
Or be funny and interesting to talk to
ChiLLeCheeze
You're setting the bar pretty fucking high there buddy.
MarkOfTheCovenant
I would just replay the bj quest ad nauseum
Noumenon72
If she pinches the web of her thumb you can actually avoid the nausea.
mallywanders
There isn't just one replayable quest. You have to unlock it by completing various Life Goal quests, and it has to be redeemed immediately.
Starwars2thewrathofhan
Or find the glitch to mine gold like crazy. Like save game right before betting everything in Vegas.
TheDogEnd
The perfect girlfriend
?1
BloodbathBidoof
Andalite
Sorry, you only get one per girlfriend, if you're lucky. There are rumors of some out there that let you repeat it endlessly, but I never
Andalite
found one so I doubt they exist.
rook57
Ha
GoldenRamoth
what you need is an inability to get off to a bj. For me, girls figure out it puts me into overdrive. Then we both get what we want lol
Andalite
Listen, I've gotten a bj maybe like three times in my entire life. Almost 24 years old and eight sexually active girlfriends later, not one
Andalite
orgasm. Not even from sex, protected or otherwise. Premature ejaculation ain't an issue, when ejaculation isn't even happening in the first
Andalite
place
MrHobbes14
I've gotten a guy off by bj maybe twice in my entire life and keep telling them I have no desire to learn better. I know the stupid game 1/
MrHobbes14
I won't get what I want if my mouth does too good a job.
GoldenRamoth
some of us guys just don't get off for a bj. Besides, I enjoy going down. And the number of girls that just pass out after their O is high.
TheMellowPeril
lol how to undrastrnd feml
Trogdoooooooor
Buying GF
KanyeWesticularCancer
ShockSnoops
Lmao, okay, thanks for the laugh...hahahaha +1
Fairdinkums
Ask see picture vegene
pengu228
Do you smell toast?
MrMemethief
Are you ok?
Mxlespxles
CALL A BONDULANCE!!
icedmcfurry
Bond Name's the James
ChameleonFacedGoon
well that was quick
necroticon
Bames Nond is having a stronk~
filben7
Give them wine, chicken nuggets/fries, some stupid crime drama show, and dont fart around them.
BoxesofFoxes
you sound like quite the charmer
filben7
Dont lie, like 90% of people would love to get that all right now. The other 10% already have it.
epockite
Did you have a sesure?
legofham
*C-jah
Mxlespxles
K-JAH WEST https://youtu.be/1mR11riZnAE
TheMellowPeril
Yes, horrible webcomics are bad for your neurological health.
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
So is being retarded which, if I understand, you got covered already
TheMellowPeril
Good job adding "if" to that sentence, 'coz understanding isn't your forte. (It means you're not good at it.)
redredeuce
TheMellowPeril
You mean blanks?