foreignfets
3396
85
13
Put your actual job in parenthesis you weirdos
Jan 13, 2017 4:30 AM
foreignfets
3396
85
13
Put your actual job in parenthesis you weirdos
FluffTMD
Sell people dead trees to hang on their walls (cabinet sales)
hbnanerz
Professional drug dealer (Starbucks)
SearchingForUnderstanding
I lose people's money (investor relations/business development)
Zakn3fein
I fix what dumb people break (Network Engineer)
atamprin
Drug dealer
atamprin
- pharmacist
FireBreathingStockBroker
People pay me to explain money to them.
FireBreathingStockBroker
(Financial Consultant)
SergeantMachete
Property Precipitation Management and yard beautification specialist (snow removal and landscaping)
thatsmyfetish69
I get told "no" all day long and everyone gets drunk (wine salesman)
thecattlebarron
I am a paid assassin. I kill countless thousands. (Pest Control)
Sendmeback
I watch half naked people exercise (lifeguard)
mrsbraundor
I need your job. Except I can't swim. Is that going to be a problem?
MrGonePostal
I bring you bills to make you poor, and statements to show how poor you are.
MrGonePostal
Mailman, if name didn't give it away.
CrunchyOverCreamy
I make old racist rich white guys even richer on a daily basis. (Marketing Supply Chain Consulting Project Manager)
starwarsanddogthings
I haul pink talking bags of flesh from place to place. (Pilot)
seriousbrown
This one's good.
Bababowey
I heal psychological damage done by this site.
ThePsychoanalyst
Highfive
Bababowey
Chen-kuey
nickakaWoody
I help stupid people stay alive (safety adviser).
ChaosPersonified
I ignore your rules and recommendations, institute my own, and the stupid people somehow stay alive! (Safety Manager)
IMasturbatedForYourSins
My username is clear enough.
LiveOrganTransplants
foreignfets
thank you for all you do
LiveOrganTransplants
I shoot shootings (news photographer)
thenardd0g
I make the tv stay on (master control operator)
HowDoMyFartsStillSqueekWhenIPoopSoBig
I heat up dead animals & make them look appealing to humans (chef)
NeoClassicalMetal
I fight with artists but ultimately lose (structural engineer)
BobHopeLives
underpaid daycare (Teacher)
themuttonisniceandlean
Amen, sister.
lilybunny
you make it sound like daycare workers are paid more.. (ECE)
justareallylongemailaddress
Wow.... way to accept that vetoed raise. Don't sell yourself short.
liftnote
i help people decide what size and style of rack they want
liftnote
Vehicle roof rack (roof carrier system) installer
ourlordshrek
i suck dick (whore)
username12345678
ciauca247
I'm not sure the parentheses were needed
ChaosPersonified
You're doing Sky Daddy's work.
iamnotamerryman
I screw all day (building hardware installer).
SchwiftyRickSanchez
I drive really fast to random people's houses and then insist on touching their unconscious bodies and cutting off their clothes. (EMT)
DbzFanZero
I get paid an obscene amount of money to build complex exotic calendars for gorillas not to use.
DbzFanZero
(scheduler)
justareallylongemailaddress
I must know the actual title of this job.
ThePsychoanalyst
.
Meggr0nTheDestruct0r
I barely get paid at all to hurt my feet, starve myself, sweat buckets, and hope for a sugar daddy. (Ballerina)
DildoSchwagins
How you doin?
Bababowey
Say no more, here I am
Meggr0nTheDestruct0r
Can you handle regularly bleeding feet? It's important that you can
Bababowey
Yeah, I can massage your feet with numerous exotic sauces.
MasteroftheWU
i take dead things and watch people consume them
MasteroftheWU
(chef)
justareallylongemailaddress
I was like WTF.... but I see you made me work for it, +1
BlondFinnishGuy
No, waiters do watch it. Never seen a chef to actually talk to customers.
MissVadner
I put my hands inside people when they are unconscious (surgeon)
SearchingForUnderstanding
I'm inside you while you're unconscious.
MissVadner
roxandfoxes
What kind of surgeon are you?
MissVadner
Trauma :)
roxandfoxes
Fancy!! I'm so impressed by you :)
MissVadner
Thank you! ❤that's really sweet omg
AnonAnonAnonAnonAnonAnonAnonnnnnnn
I get paid to be wrong all the time. (Sales and inventory forecaster)
SoupFace
Ohhh I do inventory forecasting too.
AnonAnonAnonAnonAnonAnonAnonnnnnnn
So you know the pain.
SoupFace
AnonAnonAnonAnonAnonAnonAnonnnnnnn
Mine too! Haha. Yet I have no control over all the levers and impacts that go into inventory. Luckily I'm pretty accurate at the total.
AnonAnonAnonAnonAnonAnonAnonnnnnnn
What kind of inventory do you forecast?
SoupFace
What kind of inventory? Physical? Mine is intangible, kind of. Used to do hotels and now do apartments (inventory is the unit).