SwarthyMarrow
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By the way, kind of old memes...
Dec 21, 2016 7:35 AM
SwarthyMarrow
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By the way, kind of old memes...
EneZio
Out of curiosity what's the source of the " I'm not a virgin anymore" image
raiku12
MRW
AlexanderWassilijewitschSuworow
orangatuan
#4 There's a Snake in me Box.
LukewarmBeans
Is that Ted Cruz' face photoshopped onto Ed Sheeran
NomadOfTheCosmos
fishshake
I have spent my entire life thinking he said green cracker. This change s everything. From this day forth I will post a green cream cracker
Bobloblaw8
Everything I don't want near my asshole.
Blazegamer10
sinewaveosc
OptiMissInformed
ZOOM
justpickausernameitssoooeasy
I only see one pic the hell is happening?
SwarthyMarrow
I accidentally deleted the other 27 pics...
bellaluna
The toilet seat is gone because he used it to hula hoop with his dick.
SarahKercz
The spider took it
Fisgaz
Lool +1
leftsetter
sisterofthemoon
Cwalkdawg
Last one
ARealDjentleman
thatsapenis.gif
GreaterDog
#5 then he goes saying Castro is great and straight-up lost me
Bortus
Can we all just consider for a moment the position that bloke must have got into to take that pic so that only his dicks shadow showed.
macdaddy961
THE NAME OF THAT SONG IS "GOOD RIDDANCE"
SmiffyBoi
Glad someone said it, thank you!
mroranges
(Time of your life)
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
I feel like I am overlooking something in #8 . Is it nothing or am I just dumb and blind?
Redreth
People made a thing out of posting the bee movie but edited in different ways and that guy just posted the entire unedited movie
PanicAtTheCostco
Correct me if I'm wrong but is this almost what people call "meta"
PanicAtTheCostco
?
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
That, ladies and gentlemen, is why I have never and will never own a Bluetooth speaker
LVL80CatLady
This is why I'm really glad the only thing that I have bluetooth on is my hearing aid
LiLpumpkinhead
I went super dangerous mode, mines battery and wall powered, you never know if it's on or not
dilbobaggins
First time using my devices after chrome cast updated scared the shit out of me, informing me of currently casting to device.
stygyan
I want to get one. But then I live on my own, with no roomies.
LurkyMcUpvote
Once my gf had it outside to do yardwork. I played 10 seconds of porn for her and all our neighbors.
Omegilla
Just fucking turn Bluetooth off when not in fucking use people.
sgtcoffman
but what if it doesn't actually turn off D: It lures you in with a false sense of security and BAM everyone hears your fucked up porn.
Omegilla
Normally I'd agree with a sentiment to not trust technology too much, but bluetooth is an on/off scenario. Not easy to bump it, you gucci.
sgtcoffman
I've been working IT a long time and it wouldn't be the weirdest thing i've ever seen if the Bluetooth switch didn't always turn it off :P
sgtcoffman
or you know, technology will just work and you'll be fine. The IT guy in me says to never trust it though, so good luck.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
I feel like #15 would is subbed Hentai.So over a speaker they might hear the "moaning" but that and the talking just probably wouldn't (1/2)
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
make sense to someone who didn't understand. The tones and sounds might just sound odd but not instantly know it's porn. Maybe? (2/2)
thedogemperorofmankind
or they know japanese, some people do
AncalagontheBlack
If you're hearing a bunch of moaning and sex noises I doubt you need to know what the words mean to get the gist.
BaselessRumors
”もう処女ではないから、もっと激しく嵌めていいよ～”
infernopg
Believe me, everyone would know you're watching japanese porn, it's not that hard to recognize
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Believe you? You have experience with this or lots of hentai? :p
infernopg
I watch a wide variety of porn including hentai. There is no way a person that knows what sex sounds like wouldn't recognize it as porn.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Typically sounds like a bunch of squeaky toys to me. :p
SkyLeif
That last one though..
kibateo
Many questions left unanswered.
SuperRockinMrMagic
Belt
Bortus
Can we all just consider for a moment the position that bloke must have got into to take that pic so that only his dicks shadow showed.
mefteef
Look man, I considered it once. That's all you're getting.
theherbalhelper
The only one I hadn't seen before... But it was a doozy
mrcalifornian
Bullshit, there's no way you've seen all 3.5 billion other dicks.
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
For real doe damn dats impressive
Anfalicious
Plot twist: the light source is only 10cm from his pelvis.
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
AliBarber
SirFeatherbottom
Maybe he dropped the seat along with his monster condoms for his magnum dong
MattFoleyMotivationalSpeaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Eb5nKZsOQE
tgrez3
More people need to see this
dunecat1337
He's ready to plow!
plumbum123
notthedevilipromise
The smile...
plumbum123
Right? Haha
Bortus
Can we all just consider for a moment the position that bloke must have got into to take that pic so that only his dicks shadow showed.
ErogenousEnigma
Seriously this has left me really confused now.
AnyUsernameWillDoForMe
If you hold the flash close to the dick it'll cast a bigger shadow
qwygl
Ho boy you've had practice huh? Your mom must really love the clarity in your pics.
Bortus
Yea, but you're going to need the light source and the camera to be separate.
Shelest
If you want good dick pics you gotta commit
Bortus
Crafty way to send a dickpic though
strayyouknowwhatthatmeans
I did this and imgur removed it for violation of the crybaby act
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
I dunno i feel of you send one that big she cant be mad just impressed
Bortus
Its crafty because the lass can cleary see how big ya' dong it, but you can still claim its not a dickpic if she doesnt like it.
Bortus
I dont even send dickpics, but you get the point.
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
True
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
Only dick pics i send are ones dressed up. Then they cant be mad cause its funny
ErogenousEnigma
Why is there a spider? Where IS the toilet seat? And why is Mom so chill about it missing? Holy penises...
SuperRockinMrMagic
belt
BlueBell97
Australia?
Buckbeak1486
Austraya.
Rhyloth
Straya Mate!
HackerJacker
The Trump/Cap one, Trump is saying it isnt great and I will fix it (even if that is a lie), Cap isnt offering to fix it.
SyncAlpha
Also Kaepernick's context is different. He was a little whiner who wouldn't pledge the flag because "It oppressed his people", past tense.
HackerJacker
If you think he isn't complaining about current issues then you aren't listening mate.
SyncAlpha
In no way shape or form are his people still currently "oppressed", by anyone other than individuals acting of their own accord.
mobigz
So same thing
HackerJacker
Justified or not I can understand the response being different
HackerJacker
Err no. Complaining with solution is not the same as complaining without solution.
OnyZ
You think Trump has a solution? His 'plan' is feel-good nonsense that will only make things worse.
25kDow
Triggered!
OnyZ
Are triggers your trigger? :^)
HackerJacker
I think he is offering a solution, whether it is workable or not (not my original comment about the lie)
HackerJacker
"Note", not "not"
OnyZ
That's fair