My best friend and I got married.

Jul 15, 2017 10:54 PM

allofthat

Views

397484

Likes

14056

Dislikes

775

But like...not to each other.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Laat year a friend got married and we took photos. people were under the impression we were married. They don't understand guy love.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

This is pretty damn gay. I wish you both the best.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

God dammit I was about to be so happy but fuck you

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I mean you can still be happy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We get it you vape.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

But wheres ur wife? You are only with your best man on all the photos.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have 500 other photos. She's in a lot of those. These were chosen intentionally.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol. Had me going there for a minute.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Thought the guy with the beard in the first one was a younger Chris Elliott

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

Is that from Barney? O.o

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bromance?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And is that Cafe Julia?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Awe I love it when closet gays execute the greatest plan of misdirection ever when one marries a women so they can remain in the closet

8 years ago | Likes 555 Dislikes 14

The skinny guy is the one getting married - he needs a beard the other guy already has one.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Or when both get married to women and only have sex with their own wives. The long con!

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

A beardrothal, if you will.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

"A women"

8 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 3

kills me every time

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL "women" is a noncount noun and a collective noun.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

People is too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wamen*

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Congrats but I'm way more excited about your Dole pineapple whip!! That shit is SO good

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 2

This was furious

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for the actual lol :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im always gonna be a little bit in love with those two guys for going for it

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dude had food in his mouth too. That's gross, but dedicated

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

full commitment. i wanna be half as commited to anything as they are to that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad. You're a handsome couple.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Totally had me going. I was shipping it so hard.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jizz stains on photo #5 and #6 gives it away. Congrats.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha rum. But close enough.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just have one question...is that dole whip?

8 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

im picturing bob dole with a whip

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YES IT IS

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

BLESS UP!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank god! I was just about to ask the same thing. Good show!

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

One of the weddings was in Hawaii and we did a few tourist things.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Finally my username is relevant!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is a gay post v congratulation you homos

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Homos! Ha ha!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

http://m.imgur.com/UMKXoFm?r

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

There it is. Idgaf. I was just verifying this was properly tagged

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Does your wife know that you're

8 years ago | Likes 2400 Dislikes 27

Monty python is life

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Faster you scurvy female dog!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

they did it for the college tuition

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that was unnecessary

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Just. Wow.

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

Can someone make a "I'm vegan" version? Pretty pls

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm just happy other people recognized the source

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I FUCKING knew it...

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

I knew what was going to happen but I watched it anyway

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That got me wet with anticipation

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I knew what was coming and it was still worth waiting...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well he doesn't look sad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought he was coming over to tell us he was vegan...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honestly think it would've been more humorous if he would have just said "It's" at the end, mainly because I said "It's" like 50 times...

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I was hoping it would say "fuckin gay " the satisfaction was so close

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She does.

8 years ago | Likes 524 Dislikes 3

Are you actually?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

Found the knucklehead.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Read the caption under the last picture bruh

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Boy, that was a long gif

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought that meant "drowning"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got tired just from watching that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The man eventually falls on the dry sand and says "gay".

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 13

You're the real hero

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually he says "It's". The skit is from MP Flying Circus.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obligatory: Ha! Gayyyyyyy!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

But why does that Dole Whip have so many spoons in it?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's actually a long story. Well not really but longer than 150 characters and not interestingz

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because Anthony might want some. Once he sees it. Even though he said no. Men don't know what they want.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU! I couldn't fathom why no one had asked this!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow this is great

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cheers @OP. I don't know if it was intentional or not, but that pose immediately made me think 'Last Supper' and since I'm trying to (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

learn photoshop, I couldn't help myself. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha yeah I saw the same thing in the photo but it was actually a candid shot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, cool. Either way, I wish the two of you a lifetime of happiness together.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah.. who's that woman in white at the bride's table and does she know?

8 years ago | Likes 2479 Dislikes 8

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She do but is cool with it.

8 years ago | Likes 257 Dislikes 1

I was wondering what bitch wore white to their wedding

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Plot twist, they indeed got married, on the same day..but not together.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

wait does the banner below them read mr and mrs!!??

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

She might have been asked to(?) I'm gay as hell and if I have a maid of honour I'm gonna ask her to wear a bridal gown.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why tho...there's other dresses that represent respect and love among friends. She's not a bride? In any sense of the word.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just not one better than mine

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was like "they don't even look gay". I have good gaydar.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 12

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Too bad your gaydar only goes off when theres a dick in your mouth. Its got a short range.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What's funny about this is that I'm a girl. So your joke doesn't work. Good try though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ever stop to think this still applies to you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I did, and I thought "maybe only in the eyes of an idiot would that make sense" and then I did something productive with my life. :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's nothing gayer than straight men. They have sex with women - which is totally gay.

8 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 3

Straight men just look for mother surrogates they can fuck xP

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

er... no we don't?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At the risk of being unpopular, some men do. Still, the comment is an unfair general characterization.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women's for poofs

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've got confused now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women are too girly, What's more straight and manly than having sex with another man?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Women are too girly? You have never visited Germany then, right?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"kiss him, kiss him!"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's love Jim, but not as we know it...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, sex is generally considered a super manly thing to do. The only way to make it even manlier is to involve no women, and twice the men.

8 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

Fuckin females is for poofs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see you subscribe to the ancient Greek school of manliness

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Then why stop there ? Five, no, ten more men !

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Whoa now, I can only handle disappointing so many people at once.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

The more people that are there the less likely someone will notice you're disappointing, just like any group project.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's the beauty of it, you can always go bottom and let yourself be disappointed!

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0