jarable
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Designed and built by Giliam de Carpentier
Full project blog here
https://www.decarpentier.nl/carpentopod
Sep 10, 2024 2:29 AM
jarable
38724
1086
10
Designed and built by Giliam de Carpentier
Full project blog here
https://www.decarpentier.nl/carpentopod
TheMagicOfTacoCatScience
Whoa, that's hella cool.
IWasACatAllAlong
Knocking on wood (gently) that it won't mulch my penis in my sleep.
glovelyday
Alexa! Get me a beer!
LeekofLegend
Ah yes, when you accidentally kick the table, this one kicks back!
quade
Beer-nacho-dee-two, come here!
Usainbold
Table manners
tallyhoho
I summon the TV TRAY
spliffen
next....MAKE THIS https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Luggage
Dodel1976
Sapient Pearwood was a tree and also what The Luggage, along with the other Luggages in Interesting Times, were made out of. It is almost extinct, and its rarity and magical properties make it extremely valuable. The surviving trees are mostly located in some areas outside of the Agatean Empire on the Counterweight Continent. It survives most commonly in places where there is a large amount of raw untapped magic.
Dodel1976
Made from Sapient pearwood.
maas2908
What really bemuses me is this person is tidy enough that they can assume there will be a place to walk on the floor without clothes or random crap that got pushed off the couch or bed
DeeplyBroken
The carcinization of furniture is upon us.
HundredsAnd100s
I am having Discworld flashbacks...
RedCamaro
this droid looks for you.
Babomonkey
This will be great for those times I prepare myself a snack and place it on the table across the room for my inconvenience.
zeacorzeppelin10
Well, this is very cool and creepy all in one.
Blueb3
Fuck no, I'm not having the furniture walking arou d when I'm high
k4y8hh2q282
Boxxy T Morningwood
MutteringMisanthrope
CitizenPrime
What is my purpose?
Lightsmith
Now give it sentience but never question the morality of making it subservient.
TheobromineAddict
That's what I imagine a mimic would look like.
Spooner1
DrSharkbite
vegivamp
That's not a very comfortable job...
forbiddenfleshlight
This is how the worlds gonna end, it waiting outside for you while you baracade the door so it doesn’t put its beers on your back and keep you as a slave forever
FetteredJuvenescence
No. No it is not. I am creeped out by anything that moves with that style of locomotion.
TypicallyVigo
Ah good, so I'm not the only one who was massively uncomfortable watching that lol
chefvalli
Yep. Spider-table can fuck right off.
allenvasher3000
A useful strandbeest, very cool
PunJedi
One might say a "Strand table" ? *runs away*
tentacularfleshscape
All strandbeests are useful! The use is being beautiful
allenvasher3000
Yes they are art for art sake
OxJunk
It’s all fun and games till it starts chasing you around the house for not using a coaster
WackyTicTacCasualty
Internet comment of the day. +1
lagomorpha
There was an episode of Love, Death, And Robots that was like this.... The little cleaning robot went nuts and tried to kill a lady and her dog but stopped to clean shit and fold laundry
CoachMcgurl
That feels like it's based a bit on B166-ER from the Animatrix.
lagomorpha
Maybe. I don't know all the references for everything so it's entirely possible. I haven't seen Animatrix
k98aj01
Sapient pearwood?
MuffinProof
Something something The Ruins
thechelonianshelmet
Looks like The Luggage had fun again.
oldpotatoes
Papient Spearwood, but I can't go any further into the private lives of catholic preists here.
SicRefBro
TheFuckYounicorn
“Is it dangerous?" The Luggage shuffled around to stare at her again. "There's two schools of thought about that," said Rincewind. "There's some people who say it's dangerous, and others who say it's very dangerous. What do you think?" The Luggage raised its lid a fraction.
bl0ke
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
Not enough feet
k98aj01
Or teeth.
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
Hasn't attacked anyone yet
k98aj01
Yet. Important word.
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
If it were the Luggage it'd either be sleeping or be beyond the event horizon of anger, it only has 2 states
humanrevolt
saving that for some luggage. Maybe a trunk?
k98aj01
Sounds very spacious.
IUpvoteFuturama
This is just what happens anytime you make an object vaguely crab-like, terrifying isn't it?
k98aj01
Yep.
homoerection
I actually love it. The clickity clack of it walking, the movement of the legs. I would totally have one
k98aj01
Ditto….of course, I’d be down for The Luggage as well. I’d just have to ask it to not eat my dogs, please and thank you.
homoerection
Omg, I’d do terrible things for The Luggage 🧳
k98aj01
I’d like to think I’d only use it for the Nobelist of reasons…but probably not 😅