GotUrMomOnALeash
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Daughter's boyfriend
Dec 15, 2017 4:50 PM
GotUrMomOnALeash
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AllegedOtter
Well then have you considered not being such a bitch
natabus
To me, the words are nice, the way they sound, I like to hear them best that way. It doesn't much matter what they mean
TheyCallMeAsshole
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Blackd0nuts
I love how a lot of these comments are girls admitting their bitchiness
ketsmeow
My hubby is the bitch whisperer. This hit too close to home ????
nickyb210
That is my father in law. I love my wife but boy is she fiesty :)
GotUrMomOnALeash
That is a very diplomatic response :)
getridofTheSeaword
What a shitty thing to say about your daughter you raised.
Weedisus
This girls dad I was dating once said I was his favorite, right after he savagely beat me with rusty jumper cables.
WTWTWLMMyratgotonthekeyboard
The important part is "I love her more than life itself" as a parent you love your kids but they can still be shitheads.
Cranberryable
My father's greatest fear is that my boyfriend will leave me.
SexualConsent
Lol
TheStealthHippopotamus
My family has told me that if I leave my wife they’re keeping her.
MummyNapkin
I have been the bitch whisperer. her family loved me. we're split up and her dad still buys me beers.
heyopeps
Sounds like my dad too...
noracrat
Did not realize my dad was on Reddit.
Pyrosparton117
This could also be my dad.
Gronkar
Well, stop being a bitch?
joeyjojosharknado
I love how we're putting it on the guys to manage that behavior, when the responsibility should be with the difficult person themselves.
CarInAVet
My ex was my parents' favourite kid.
GotUrMomOnALeash
My husband is 100% My parents favourite... stings a bit lol
acidpigeon
Well maybe if you'd take his mom off the leash... :D
dukenukemforpresident
Sounds like my wife
heckingbork
I feel like my father answered this. They call my boyfriend the heckingbork-wrangler.
asm80dfa8sdfj
I like imagining that they refer to you as an imgur-based nickname in real life
heckingbork
If only.
Loser37
Unpopular puffin: I'm not surprised the daughter has an attitude problem if her dad calls her a bitch
Munchman347
Sigh, do you have children? You'd die for them, but they can still be real assholes at times...
Loser37
I still wouldn't call my daughter a bitch. No wonder she's got a chip on her shoulder
Munchman347
This is a post, he's not talking to his daughter. I wouldn't ever have called my two daughters 'assholes', but sometimes they were...
boofhead60
Thanks can not stop laughting
pantzequalpooped
That's what makes a good couple. It's just like a how a good gf/wife knows when to inflate her man's ego, and also when to calm it down.
pantzequalpooped
"No, honey, you don't need to throw a cinderblock farther than Jeff did. You'll throw your back out."
WTFUnicorns
Honey, we all know this is just because Jeff is jealous of your rad job and perfectly grilled steak. Just let him have this.
JSee
Read that as, "he has earn the d"
GermanForJohn
Meeeeeeee to.
Squirrelys
Preach
overlordchris666
Saw that, thought the same.
Gayforbae
I've seen that porno before
nonamejanie
Me too.
Arsikere
"he didn leik at first, but now he do"
SugarDickDaddyWithTheCandyBalls
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
drewcrosby
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
My parents on why they like my sister's bf: "he knows when to sympathize with her and when to tell her she's acting crazy."
WTFUnicorns
My husband is great at that. He knows when to hug and listen and when to tell me I need a nap or a Snickers.
madnessfromthesea
This - so it's more teamwork and caring for the person that you're with.
MistressFelicityJayneFinchslappertheTall
My husband does a great job being the “Bitch Whisperer”. But I can be the “Asshole Whisperer” too. We are a perfect match.
DeepAnalTongue
Hhhhmmmmmm..........
zadel99
How do you expect me to grow if you don't let me blow.gif
unicornsdonotexist
Now I'm just thinking about rim jobs. This is the internet, y'know.
rainballs
Same
JoSTL15
Talking to an asshole usually doesn’t get you anything but hot air.
SexualConsent
And pink eye
hugh705
And conjunctivitis
BillysLegendaryCrack
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/11/5b/16/115b1629b1d5e38a9064ad247bace58b--the-dice-paper.jpg
teddyz
D'oh!
prestodigitation
FruitSkywalker
this guy should do this by profession. He would be millionaire.
glassweaver
Can confirm, most psychiatrists are millionaires by the end of their career.
Snooj
But any guy can do that to someone else's girlfriend. That's easy. "Your man was deeeead wrong."
aptatlas
It’d be a great A&E reality show.
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
I believe that would make him a player or pornstar, not sure which.
MMAgCh
Robert Redford plays him in the film.
MMAgCh
Wait, Redford is 81. Shit.
Aenkyr
We need more bitch whisperers
fluhatinrapper
Nothing I live more than treating a person with a shitty attitude the exact same way. Word for word.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
Or less bitches
iupvotesimpsonsreferences
*fewer -- Ser Davos
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
I would probably just leave if her attitude is as bad as the dad described.
bandarr5000
Or both
Anonymonocle
Then we'd give existential crisis to the birch whisperers...
ClaptrapIsLoveClaptrapIsLife
We call those "tree huggers"