a few to start the day

Apr 10, 2021 2:31 PM

shelworth

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4 panel strips should not attempt 3 panel jokes.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I heard #3 was a GOP thing

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

So cool that they hid Waldo in the background of #2. Just turn around you idiots!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice dump!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Waldo’s dad has a combover. He’s been hiding out of embarrassment.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cyanide and Happiness?

5 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 2

When you can finally go to the barber after giving yourself Corona cuts.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Why the cat gotta be left handed

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last one had me on the floor!!! +1.

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5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

SMBC did #1, and saying that in a real classroom world be a real dick move:

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

This is what I mean. C&H took a joke that could fit in one panel and tried to stretch it into four.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Oh no some guys fucking around making comics aren't doing it right.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 the origin story of the purple shited eye stabber

5 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 2

if you have purple shit you should probably get that checked out after you laugh at it for a while

5 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Some food dyes can color your shit. For instance, the blue Gushers yogurt will make you shit blue

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MORE PLEASE!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s an entire website filled with them, Cyanide and Happiness. https://explosm.net/

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3.

5 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 3

my friend doesnt get it...

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The character in the comic gets off on generally bad occurrences, it surprised the doctor. It’s comedic.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

that is legit one of the best parts of any movie ever, dont panic, roar back!

5 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

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Easy to do that when you’ve got a shotgun in your hand

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

that's cause shotguns add a +5 modifier to bravery.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jfc that's a high quality gif. Very nice indeed. ♥

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ooh... This is now mine. Thank you for your service.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Seeing @BabyFarkMcGeeZax gifs in the wild, this pleases me. More importantly:

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

no no no, i do not think, that pleased him!

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I love how the collective consciousness has universally agreed that boomsticks are super effective against zombies.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I always loved that trope. "Oh, an ancient evil? Let's see how you like getting mulched with a fucking shotgun".

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doomguy wants to know your location.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i mean. to be fair. have you ever fired one of those fuckers? forget driving the magic sword through the bestie’s heart. just pulp it

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

idk if mummies count as zombies

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Dude, the only difference between mummies and zombies is a roll of toilet paper.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Unless you're following 5E rules then there are many differences between zombies and mummies as far as what effects them.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Actually... It's linen strips, soaked in resin.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Have you SEEN The Mummy?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Holy crap what movie is this?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The Mummy

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the mummy (2001). If you have genuinely never seen it you are in for a treat and I envy the enjoyment you will likely have. Have fun! <3

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's been so long I probably forgot about it, I knew it looked familiar. And thanks :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oops sorry. 1999. 2001 was the sequel

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