#1 Heart Surgeon

Apr 25, 2020 6:35 PM

BostonWind

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#memes #funny #meme #dank_memes

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Reported by whom? How real are we talking?

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

TMZ so not that real LOL

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

It's TMZ though, I would wait for another source, because I don't like them. I wouldn't complain if another dictator were dead, though.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They did snag Kobe’s death first though

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Honestly I figured he got corona’ed.

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And then the surgeon died shortly afterwards unexpectedly

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Due to his untimely strangling

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure I'd take my North Korea news from TMZ though...

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Why not? I'm sure they can get ahold of Dennis Rodman, and he's got a direct line to Supreme Leader

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Had* Although, if anyone could speak to the dead it'd be Rodman.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't take any news from TMZ, they're a rumor mill yelling at people that they're news.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They were the first to report Michael Jackson's death.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're describing CNN on its best day, and Wapo on most days

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like the Aladeen news, not the Aladeen news

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The surgery in Korea went as planned.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What show is this from?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

US Office

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Office. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wcI10CNuxU

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thank you

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1

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He is the greatest surgeon.

6 years ago | Likes 312 Dislikes 2

No Trump is.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was.

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But mistake!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He better align himself with the next in line as fast as he can.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Maybe he already has and this went exactly as planned?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yup could be.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wait, is this still about KJU or DJT?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

God I hate that this comparison can even be a thing

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best!

6 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Numba one.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Steady hand.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But, mistake!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is best doctor

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only real problem is his Sister is next in line and is crazier than him.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You nailed it. She's deadlier than Griselda Blanco.

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It's a puppet nation to China, if she doesn't follow their instructions, she'd be replaced.

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I do too, but forgot what it's from and trying to explain to my partner help

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s from The Office. Dock worker turns out to be a heart surgeon from Japan: https://youtu.be/2wcI10CNuxU

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Best surgeon ever!! How many surgeons can make a whole country happy with just one procedure?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was the only fat man in a nation of skinny people. He never had a chance.

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Soo.. did he get eaten or something.. just curious.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Gonna need a few extra dancers for that coffin.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

If this isn’t the definition of irony, imma smash my Jaged Little Pill cd right now...

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My English teacher on Alanis Morissette.

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Kim Jong Un is THE obesity problem of North Korea

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He had a fat chance.

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Ironic. He could protected others from obesity but not himself. -stolen from Reddit

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There's a difference between skinny and malnourished.

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Yes, North Korea is still a mismanaged nightmare, and is unlikely to improve despite Kim's death.

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TMZ? Fuck right off with that source

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

More Western lies. Supreme Leader cannot die, he is simply on a diplomatic mission to Krypton for the next couple centuries.

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With another dipolatic meeting on the Predator planet after that.. for another century.

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It’s time to weekend at bernie’s

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Fuck me that's funny!!!!

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He went back to planet Gyron to be with his father

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This makes me think of how in Scientology, L Ron didnt die, he ascended to the final level. There's a clip of Tommy C saying it somewhere.

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Supreme leader is not a human. Supreme leader is an idea and can’t die!

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He left for the World Peace Conference with the other power rangers

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He doesn't poop or fart.

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Probably why he died

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He has no asshoe

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and yet, china is right there

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legend says, he doesn't have an asshole

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Also not reported was the sudden death of an entire N Korean surgical team....

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

With the machinations of that family, a medical "accident" might not be so accidental

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that's the joke in the post.

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No the joke in the post is the surgeon wanted to kill him. My comment is more like, someone ordered the surgeon to kill him. Get it?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And their families

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And pets

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T’all were wondering what 2020 had in store for April... potential nuclear war baby. Out girl hasn’t disappointed yet

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Fuck it

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We're doing it live!

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Very intense light is supposed to kill the virus lol

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Your keyboard apparently has, though.

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wishating

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Excellent delivery!

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Moooooo!

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?

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WORLDSTAR

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Haha, ayyy, got’em!

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(No offense!)

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You cool baby

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absolute unit

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He's so...angular.

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First day of standing school

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Whenever I see it, I need to listen to it.

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So disrespectful to just walk away in shame like that. Pick them up

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Oh shit

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Never seen the full clip of this one. It always cuts off as it falls.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

here you go, full 1m 57s clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oY5OVp5VAg&t=5s

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IM DEAD HAHAHAHA

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RIP OP v

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he really looks like a supervillain here

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Well he was so....

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I mean, he is pretty much the closest thing real world has to one, alongside Putin, Pooh, Trump, and other dictators or wannabe dictators.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Hey, y'all. I've been away from imgur for awhile. Is there a reason I can't click to make this image any bigger? Just a "me" problem?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I occasionally have that issue and I'm not sure what causes it. A hard refresh of the page (Ctrl-F5) usually fixes it for me.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, it did. I've encountered it enough that I thought it was just some change to the site.

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Glad my anecdotal experience proved helpful! Happy browsing!

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Take half a Viagra

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Kim Jong UwU

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Where's that picture of the weirdo dude taking the selfie with bread in his mouth pretending his life is like an anime?

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Who is this cringy danny devito man?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perfect lol Also, the weakest toast I've ever seen.

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I think he's also this guy? Maybe he's doing it ironically? (I hope)

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Ow. My cringe gland. It's breaking.

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I must be way too optimistic, hoping they'll drop the monarchy and open up the country to the rest of the world

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCK!

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Hahahahaha

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Power vacuums never turn out better for the population. Literally never.

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China won't let that happen, need that buffer.

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I think we know where ww3 is gonna kick off now

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Doubtful, but I hear you. We all want that.

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They should be able to experience Hannah Montana like the rest of us

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Hope the same but kinda expecting the opposite. At least Kim Jong-un seemed benign. New rule may be much worse.

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Would be nice, but........

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Even if the new head of the family wanted to, one of the other powerful people would just kill her and take over. Not gonna happen.

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I mean.... unless she killed them first. She's apparently head of their propaganda. No way she maintained power without murdering a few.

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Yeah, I'm not saying she wants to. She seems at least as evil as the rest of their family. If she were kind and wanted to free the people /1

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she wouldn't already have killed a bunch to keep power. /2

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Arf, may be it was the wrong doctor

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Thought that was Ben Browder...

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Wait a minute....

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At least he has 5 other jobs to fall back on

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Not worried about him, he has vast experience in various positions. Possibly ALL the positions.

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No joke reports say the doctor who performed the stint procedure was nervous and was not accustomed to working on fat people

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Well, that's just how i felt w/ OP's mom, but I forged ahead and did my best regardless.

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I read it was because he was nervous and his hands were shaking... mind seems more believable

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I'd have shaky hands too if the business end of a gun was pointed at my head while performing incredibly difficult surgery.

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You'd think they'd have flown him to a country with more...capabilities

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Then they’d have to admit that they’re not #1

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and how did this "news" escape the country?

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From I’ve read there are some reports coming from china and japan that claim “very reputable sources” have leaked the information.

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I mean, I guess they can say whatever they want to when they no longer fear death by AA gun. Maybe he is dead afterall

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Apparently a lot of news travels via border smugglers between China and NK.

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Another one of these made it to the front page, claiming the source came from Japan.

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some sources claim the news came from china

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And how did the news escape China?

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i am not sure but my guess would be the alleged chinese surgeon sent to do the operation.

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