May 1, 2021 2:11 AM
OhMyYoureSexxy
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trashiestoftrashever
They’re still not reliable to tell everyone the forest was burning to the ground. So many lives on the turtle’s hands
NomadUniverse
No, it didn't. That's a rabbit, not a hare.
BenjyX55
The first time I saw this gif, Walk by the Foo Fighters happened to be playing. No other experience in my life has quite measured up since.
4PawAngelOwner
This is just so great! That rabbit is, like "Uh, what AM I'm doing here?" Looks around. "Nooo clue."
TaintToucher
Performance anxiety is a bitch
NervAssEva
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Wait, so the centuries old tale was correct all this time?!
napsmear
v
MissSpelledTattoo
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Looks like rabbit's back on the menu boys.
thenetbear
Just like in the simulations
SpaceManTrip
The turtle looking back after finishing the race
rufisium
Did that turtle commit genocide?
LiquidSodium
Bunnies get scared but turtles dont give a fuck
harrison100012
Well he walked through WW2
pancreas
that's what i was thinking too. and the track provides a bit of cover via the walls.
i0nlyUseFuturamaGIFS
That tortoise:
aleister94
I always thought it would have been hilarious if after saying this he threw the turtle at the guy he was talking too
Thelrishlnquistion
lol that’s exactly something he’d do too would have been perfect
SomeDetroitGuy
Always downvote when the title gives away the ending.
ruferto
you read the title?
jhaney37
ZeroDucksToGive
Clearly the hare had money riding on the race. Or his loan shark did.
itsrainingbears
Rabbit has free will because it can turn around. Tortoise has one direction so oof course it continues that way.
afstephanie31415
Reminds me of my marriage .I'm the turtle..he's the bunny
justplainvanilla
needs sound
SuperBeetle76
Someone order sauce? https://youtu.be/kfLjhXA70Og
lol ty
NCPilot
That rabbit didn't give a solitary fuck.
RevengeOfThePotatomancer
The video is small, in larger ones you can see there's a dog sitting there. It's scared of the predator animal.
ohdeepthought
My bunny would have won. He used to always come if I tapped the floor like that lady did as it meant treats and cuddles. He loved both.
whatsisname
FWIW "Slow and steady wins the race" is BS, and the wrong lesson to teach from the story.
RyanHaynes
The keyword is steady. Rabbit got distracted, and couldn't finish.
Solkanarmy
next you'll be telling me an owl and a pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat
allmypostshadnopantson
"You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock"
hellsCosmosDog
Somebody call usian bolt. Imma bout to make history.
Freeflare
Obligatory 'fun at parties' notice that that is a rabbit, not a hare.
Chort26
hawkgirl555
He came.. He did not conquer.. He could not get back up!
endbit
Let me tell you about my mother...
EZ0422
Tortoise is getting more action than me
meganical
Well, I’m sure this one is close to 100 years old so don’t feel too bad
bigmuffin1
When you nut soo good
pareidoliaperson
Or when the pussy is sooooo gooodd!! But I can't relate.
blubberingbastard
... you die
quattroformaggix4
Oh my gosh, how rounded that belly concave is, I’ve always wondered how they fit together
ParallelParkingInABurka
I never even thought about it but now my mind is blown.
Tr1gg3rH4ppy
That's my fuckin bowl
Rijtjeshuis
I'm a simple man. I see a post about tortoises and I put this in a comment. Enjoy... v
Pokachou
https://youtu.be/eufrP1EsM2g
SiegeWeapon
This is what retirement homes are like.
MayorOfTiddieCity
ORGY ALERT!
mainiacinexile
Still sounds better than my neighbors
Whowhywhatwhere
I feel like you show jave a very different username
IFapToTurtles
Thanks
NayaTaylor
Sigh* why am I like this.. *unzip*
KrakedUp
RolandLovecraft
Hump, tortises, hump! v
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Fucking wild.
Miasmat
That's a bunch of fucking tortoises.
doctorhorseplease
Moretolife
That one tortoise not getting any.. that’d be me.
IfIthoughtItWasImportant
LMAO ?
GuyPilot
Just gotta learn how to cum out of your shell
BobaFettApproves
I need to wash my eyes now thanks
ComcastLover
Wanna see something even more disgusting? Check out cow blowing.
NMGMarques
WHAT THE FUUUUUHHHHH!!!
ThisPleasesZulthar
codenamecozy
CandiedJalapenos
Caspergirl
I have questions
MyNameIsGaryAndThatsOkay
The audio is the best part.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Christ, thanks for making me have to watch it again...
HillOfBeans
I hear a sad little moan behind the “YEAHS”. It must be the kid in middle, mortified to watch.
stonebrood
so rarely the case but this time it sure is
spectralfury
Tortoise orgy
Thecynicalspud
A "Torgy" if you will.
I will not, but I appreciate the offer.
What, you don't like it slow and slightly unsatisfying?
I prefer it like grubs from the lion king
awesomelozinc
Except that's a rabbit, not a hare. Therefore this race doesn't count
Tiinymonkey
HypnoJack
"this race doesn't count". Rabbits. Hares. They all matter. You racist.
valvarsson
wouldn't that be spiecist?
cainofdreaming
Guess it depends on whether they were working secretly for a foreign power.
Qpnao
they're not even closely related
ElSephiroth
Rabbits are small mammals in the family Leporidae (along with the hare)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leporidae
thatauzzieguy
The other competitor is also a tortoise not a turtle. Fake news!
sweetnaivety
The tortoise and the hare...?
MoreOnMedia
The fable is about a tortoise anyway
DaveyBaggins
All tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises
ReleaseTheBeeees
And that's a tortoise, so why not call it what it is?
I don’t know, to be technically correct? I hear it’s the best kind of correct.
trashiestoftrashever
They’re still not reliable to tell everyone the forest was burning to the ground. So many lives on the turtle’s hands
NomadUniverse
No, it didn't. That's a rabbit, not a hare.
BenjyX55
The first time I saw this gif, Walk by the Foo Fighters happened to be playing. No other experience in my life has quite measured up since.
4PawAngelOwner
This is just so great! That rabbit is, like "Uh, what AM I'm doing here?" Looks around. "Nooo clue."
TaintToucher
Performance anxiety is a bitch
NervAssEva
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Wait, so the centuries old tale was correct all this time?!
napsmear
MissSpelledTattoo
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Looks like rabbit's back on the menu boys.
thenetbear
Just like in the simulations
SpaceManTrip
The turtle looking back after finishing the race
rufisium
Did that turtle commit genocide?
LiquidSodium
Bunnies get scared but turtles dont give a fuck
harrison100012
Well he walked through WW2
pancreas
that's what i was thinking too. and the track provides a bit of cover via the walls.
i0nlyUseFuturamaGIFS
That tortoise:
aleister94
I always thought it would have been hilarious if after saying this he threw the turtle at the guy he was talking too
Thelrishlnquistion
lol that’s exactly something he’d do too would have been perfect
SomeDetroitGuy
Always downvote when the title gives away the ending.
ruferto
you read the title?
jhaney37
ZeroDucksToGive
Clearly the hare had money riding on the race. Or his loan shark did.
itsrainingbears
Rabbit has free will because it can turn around. Tortoise has one direction so oof course it continues that way.
afstephanie31415
Reminds me of my marriage .I'm the turtle..he's the bunny
justplainvanilla
MissSpelledTattoo
ruferto
needs sound
SuperBeetle76
Someone order sauce? https://youtu.be/kfLjhXA70Og
ruferto
lol ty
NCPilot
That rabbit didn't give a solitary fuck.
RevengeOfThePotatomancer
The video is small, in larger ones you can see there's a dog sitting there. It's scared of the predator animal.
ohdeepthought
My bunny would have won. He used to always come if I tapped the floor like that lady did as it meant treats and cuddles. He loved both.
whatsisname
FWIW "Slow and steady wins the race" is BS, and the wrong lesson to teach from the story.
RyanHaynes
The keyword is steady. Rabbit got distracted, and couldn't finish.
Solkanarmy
next you'll be telling me an owl and a pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat
allmypostshadnopantson
"You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock"
hellsCosmosDog
Somebody call usian bolt. Imma bout to make history.
Freeflare
Obligatory 'fun at parties' notice that that is a rabbit, not a hare.
Chort26
hawkgirl555
He came.. He did not conquer.. He could not get back up!
MissSpelledTattoo
endbit
Let me tell you about my mother...
EZ0422
Tortoise is getting more action than me
meganical
Well, I’m sure this one is close to 100 years old so don’t feel too bad
bigmuffin1
When you nut soo good
pareidoliaperson
Or when the pussy is sooooo gooodd!! But I can't relate.
blubberingbastard
... you die
quattroformaggix4
Oh my gosh, how rounded that belly concave is, I’ve always wondered how they fit together
ParallelParkingInABurka
I never even thought about it but now my mind is blown.
Tr1gg3rH4ppy
That's my fuckin bowl
Rijtjeshuis
I'm a simple man. I see a post about tortoises and I put this in a comment. Enjoy...
v
Pokachou
https://youtu.be/eufrP1EsM2g
NervAssEva
SiegeWeapon
This is what retirement homes are like.
MayorOfTiddieCity
OhMyYoureSexxy
ORGY ALERT!
mainiacinexile
Still sounds better than my neighbors
Whowhywhatwhere
I feel like you show jave a very different username
IFapToTurtles
Thanks
NayaTaylor
Sigh* why am I like this.. *unzip*
KrakedUp
RolandLovecraft
Hump, tortises, hump!
v
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Fucking wild.
Miasmat
That's a bunch of fucking tortoises.
doctorhorseplease
Moretolife
That one tortoise not getting any.. that’d be me.
IfIthoughtItWasImportant
LMAO ?
GuyPilot
Just gotta learn how to cum out of your shell
BobaFettApproves
I need to wash my eyes now thanks
ComcastLover
Wanna see something even more disgusting? Check out cow blowing.
NMGMarques
WHAT THE FUUUUUHHHHH!!!
ThisPleasesZulthar
codenamecozy
CandiedJalapenos
Caspergirl
I have questions
MyNameIsGaryAndThatsOkay
The audio is the best part.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Christ, thanks for making me have to watch it again...
HillOfBeans
I hear a sad little moan behind the “YEAHS”. It must be the kid in middle, mortified to watch.
stonebrood
so rarely the case but this time it sure is
spectralfury
Tortoise orgy
Thecynicalspud
A "Torgy" if you will.
BobaFettApproves
I will not, but I appreciate the offer.
spectralfury
What, you don't like it slow and slightly unsatisfying?
BobaFettApproves
I prefer it like grubs from the lion king
awesomelozinc
Except that's a rabbit, not a hare. Therefore this race doesn't count
Tiinymonkey
HypnoJack
"this race doesn't count". Rabbits. Hares. They all matter. You racist.
valvarsson
wouldn't that be spiecist?
cainofdreaming
Guess it depends on whether they were working secretly for a foreign power.
Qpnao
they're not even closely related
ElSephiroth
Rabbits are small mammals in the family Leporidae (along with the hare)
ElSephiroth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leporidae
thatauzzieguy
The other competitor is also a tortoise not a turtle. Fake news!
sweetnaivety
The tortoise and the hare...?
MoreOnMedia
The fable is about a tortoise anyway
DaveyBaggins
All tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises
ReleaseTheBeeees
And that's a tortoise, so why not call it what it is?
DaveyBaggins
I don’t know, to be technically correct? I hear it’s the best kind of correct.