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Apr 15, 2017 9:50 PM
Cassodeus
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Front Page Edit: Front page?? Send dogs! (not talking about pictures either.)
Copperbrat
It's the poison candy types I hate the most. So proper and syrupy but all the while they're biting your back.
missywewillmissyou
I would rather not work and still get paid
xGBHxPegasus
Shame my boss is rude AND always fucking up.
ZKrock
If they're rude, they better do their job well. If they're sweet, their fuck ups better be tiny.
Unverified
I'm the opposite. I can teach you the job, but I can't teach you to not be a cunt
IronicUsername
I'd rather not choose. It's not that hard to be civil and competent.
Cassodeus
I thought so too...
accordingtotheDM
How about someone who is silent and I don't have to give a shit about their other behaviors?
WowSoSparkly
I had a collegue like that, we would always stay during lunch when it was quiet at last and we would stfu together, it was so relaxing.
PhillyBlunts
Agreed. Get your damn work done and stop telling me about your kids/weekend/plans every fifteen minutes!
rabaal
had an ex coworker who was always pleasant, and always an hour or more late to relieve me from duty... cunt...
CmRock136
How about just do your job correctly, learn from your mistakes, don't be an asshole, and help others when they ask? Not that hard. Carry on
Gremlynn4023
I always say, you can be a bitch, or you can be bad at your job. But if you're both then gtfo.
pzummo
I'd take quality work over manners any day of the week. The problem is a lot of rude people don't do quality work.
neonoptic
I would rather work with someone who is pleasant and doesn't fuck up.
biglongandgirthyusername
I had a wombo combo once rude who didnt do their job
Cassodeus
Had one of those. She got fired after she messed something up and tried blaming me, but several people heard her tell me she was taking 1/2
Cassodeus
care of said task. She told them later she didn't trust me to do it right. Sweet justice. 2/2
biglongandgirthyusername
Just as it should be :)
kgirl2601
Lols, my ex thinks this, and yet keeps getting fired for a bad attitude. Doing things well is great, but it's not worth everything.
VladimirPutinMyDickInYourAss
If he were highly intelligent he would know he needs to work on his attitude
kgirl2601
Um, no clinical conscience, he literally couldn't nor would he want to, and has been given opportunity. Lols,
VladimirPutinMyDickInYourAss
Ran out of characters to call me a little bitch? :(
kgirl2601
Nah, I knew I'd have this opportunity, but why bother when you already acknowledged it. :)
BeastyBoysAreDoingItLive
Same, I can also much easier be friends with someone I don't have to pick up the pieces for EVERY FUCKING TIME.
Cassodeus
Yep, and when I try to correct them or go over it they just seem to think I'm nitpicking. You nearly made me overdose a dog, dude.
Zimno
It's funny how bosses never realize people like this is really just throwing money out the window. Had a co-worker named pete we named 1/2
Zimno
2/2 him re-pete because we would have to redo everything he does.
Cassodeus
That is perfect.
hardytardigrade
If I'm a police officer, surgeon, trapeze artist, yes. But in a lot of cases, you can teach someone to work better. You can't teach "nice".
Jeanist
It shouldn't be your job to teach them anything.
WhatzitTooya
People can change, but I wager to say that only an intrinsic motivation to do so will lead to an acceptable outcome.
bunnyrut
"hire someone for their personality and teach them the skills" i can train someone to do the job. i can't train them how to treat people.
palmo
You can't fix stupid though
omfgitsmichael
Depends on the job, id rather hire a engineer who is a prick and knows how to do is job vs the other way around.
palmo
And that's why I have a job. Also why I got told last week that I was arrogant buy that I deserved to be for knowing my shit.
palmo
Still not sure if that was a compliment or an insult though...
Ozarck
Sure you can. it's not easy, but it's doable.
thewhifflingtit
This.
imjeremiad
By "not easy" you mean "soul-sucking and requires the patience of a saint"?
Ozarck
I mean, compared to everything else at work?
joiyabug
Got a coworker right now who tries to be pleasant and friendly but is a shit for brains and throws everyone under the bus in front of bosses
41cheese
And somehow I've managed to land a job working with a person who is both rude and does almost everything wrong.
Uzernaime
WishICouldThinkofSomethingCreative
I am totally living this at the moment. Nice buy can't do shit. I would happily deal with a rude person if it meant not doing 2 peoples job!
Cassodeus
Right, sometimes doing 2 people's jobs turns you into a rude person :/
retgarr
Eh, they both suck
LorindaLogan
Unfortunately you seldom get even that choice.
drdildamesh
Fuck ups need to eat, too, though.
badmusicpuns
There's a lot of rudeness in being a nice lazy dick. Imo
Pugsleyx
I get that classic mix of the two, rude prick that fucks up everything they touch. Yet somehow manage to keep their job.
fastlanefreddy
My previous job, the owner put a salesman in charge of operations. Everything he was in charge of was not his responsibility, somehow...
racecarsnotracewars
God bless the union, am I right?
carrionstorm
This is a perk of truck driving, the only asshole I deal with is myself.
Dolewhipper
Boss is a spineless bastard.
bunnyrut
that's my current boss. i got stuck fixing the screw ups. now i refuse and am just sitting back and watching them pile up.
Mechlai
I'm the nice guy who fucks up a lot but I keep my job because I'm never late or sick and always give 110%! ...horrid memory though
Arrrrgggggghhhh
We have a name for people like that at my work...... Managers
DVSBSTrD
Some people spend their whole lives on their knees and never set foot in a church :P
Mostlydeadpool
and god bless every one of those lovely ladies.
JoshuaMcarthur
I'm slow AND I break things. Did I win?
Mostlydeadpool
assuming you work in demolitions, sure.
JoshuaMcarthur
Hmm, now that's a career I hadn't thought of.
PhillyBlunts
There are also those promoted without knowing a damn thing about their position or business. I say stab them somewhere in the pelvis.
fbutt09
You talking about Trump?
Notme68
The Dilbert principle.
ImgurisluvImgurislife
"Management is nature's way of removing the unproductive from the productive workflow"
Mostlydeadpool
"jim fell down a flight of stairs. twice. i mean, jeeze. what are the odds?"
acertainjenesaisquoi
I'm just impressed that he managed to kick himself in the face. Looks like that office yoga was paying off.
cinemeasctha
I only care how people do their job and how they treat a customer situation after that you could be a Furry Neo Nazi. I wouldn't care.
catcatchers
Amen to this.
RackhamTheRed
until they take over and make you do unthinkable things
TheSwallowSavvyGuard
The furred Reich
IProvideFakeContext
You are actually my hero.
TheClayKnight
THERE GOES MY HERO
nafalan
This.................gold...........perfection..............brilliance
awes132
I think youll consider it a pleasure to work with me then *wink wink*
airstrike
cue gay hitler gif
JikaelMackson
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
That's oddly specific. Maybe you're projecting some hidden desires?
cinemeasctha
Na, just using a reference from story Going around the internet at the moment.
biglongandgirthyusername
I am troubled that you find furries to be about as bad as a neo nazi... not cool
blargedyblargedy
http://lawyersandliquor.com/2017/04/free-furry-of-the-land-when-sovcits-and-furries-collide/
WaitWhatPleaseDont
That was beautiful...
GapingAnalCavity
At least the nazis had their cosplay game on point.
blargedyblargedy
Nah, there was a group running a fur con that turned out to be tax dodging neo Nazis and the con had to be canceled. True story.
cinemeasctha
I was joking about the new sect of the Furries. The Furry raiders.
RupertR
Yea, that's way to mean to Nazis
Alexcide
He means that there are furries who are Neo Nazis.
biglongandgirthyusername
Can never tell, there is so much hate towards furries...
TheRealFireFrenzy
I have never gotten how they are so much worse then -say- people who drop 2girls1cup gifs into conversations or whatever
biglongandgirthyusername
Exactly!
WScarlet
I don't have any patience for a lack of professionalism. We don't have to be friends, but stow the baggage and tow the goddamn line.
tazednconfused
Stow and toe, motherfuckers.
WScarlet
I can teach someone how to not screw up. It's harder to train someone how to not be an asshole.
causticcoquette
Some people just can't quite get it though...
ImaBigGiant
Toe the line. Originated with boxing. The two combatants would begin with the toe of their lead foot on a chalk line on the floor.
WScarlet
Funny, you caught the typo, but 18th century naval is the standard accepted origin.
squirrelfury
Also keeps with the stowing theme.
ImaBigGiant
Is it? I'll look it up. Thanks for the correction.
hatofrighteousfury
It's a false choice, though. The rude ones get away with it because they've been taught by people like you that they can.
Ozarck
It's not a false choice. Sometimes those are exactly the options available.
baconsmellsreallygood
Depends how much if a dick they are & how that affects everyone at work.
hatofrighteousfury
It's also true to some extent of the incompetents. If they got the boot a couple times, most would try harder next time they got a shot.
DVSBSTrD
Except when it isn't. The incompetent ones also get away with it because they are nice, thanks to people like you.
Cassodeus
Can go both ways though. Someone who is really nice is just NOT learning from their mistakes and make the same ones every shift.
hatofrighteousfury
I agree, as in my other comment. But that still makes it a false choice. The problem is low standards of performance in both areas.
Cassodeus
Oh, we have people who are nice and do their job. They're my favs. But this was just a choice between the two.
PhailRaptor
And the other guy is saying that there are a lot of enablers that allow both extremes to exist when they shouldn't be possible