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Fun stuff.
profiledit
#44 Couldn't resist.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
#10 You also got a yee yee ass haircut Kanye.
babycoolredhead
#35 I always thought I'd drive a car on the right side okay, but never considered going through a drive thru. Now I have doubts.
Pyrotha
Once again, my hero DK dumping when I need them most… During a dump.
ceraxis
Tyler has an ankle braclet. Lol
badmedic504
#44 holyshit that's dark. Funny but dark.
Ahitofmeth
Quality dump!
DumpReview
Variety Dump! Assortment of memes ranges from Halloween, corgis, and hints of irony. DK just out there handing out memes like candy.
FaecalJacksonPollock
#28: 150% sure your roommate is a serial killer. Run!
staceyjorgenson31415
TheOGPooner
Or feral
giveusalol
#28 if I saw someone do this I’d squawk in alarm and then my soul would leave my body via my flabbergasted, open-hanging mouth.
DarkSock
“Yes, hello police? I would like to report a crime…”
Revyloution
#19 no, we in Oregon just like to pretend idaho isn't there
YourIceCreamMan
SnarkyJester
len0k
Thank you for making my day. A quality dump. Cheers!
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profiledit
#28
baraseth
I hate it so much.
staceyjorgenson31415
profiledit
devasto
#1 I always knew Corey Taylor was some kind of faerie folk
sunnymomo88
#32 okay, I need that!!
BlondieBlon
stoots24
Let’s play a game.
CrimeBrulee
#40 why would you block out the number!?!!!
DrGreenskies
#6 as do candy corn and circus peanuts
Raileks
jherazob
We all are, apparently
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
#1 Like this wasn't in days of yore, we were still doing this in the 80s.
OKSasquatch
And the 80s were only 20 years ago.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
genericanamoly
#28
llcoolj
I’m hungover and the butter thing made me queasy.
deafkitten
Godspeed dealing with the hangover bucko.
llcoolj
Thank you deaf kitten!
redheadedrobot
Fried eggs help! Lemme just butter up the pan
llcoolj
Lmfao fuck off
redheadedrobot
I definitely deserved that ? sorry mate!
Icantthinkofaname2
#39 "they're?"
TheIronSavior
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Yeah, but the pain is real.
CrimeBrulee
#44
kitnnicole9
And not too soon [chef's kiss]
BenYourFriend
Yeah that one was strong
WelcomeToMy
I don’t get it
genericanamoly
I figured it out. "Cold gun" gave it away. Alec Baldwin - Rust on set shooting :( I'm not sure on the too soon status though idk sorta dark.
PTFCMcGee
TangledHeartstrings
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/21/us/alec-baldwin-shooting-rust-movie.html
TangledHeartstrings
Still not 100% sure what happened, but it seems to be a freak accident. Funny meme, BIG oof
OKSasquatch
Gun negligence involved, so it's definitely an
TangledHeartstrings
?
TheForbiddenSemicolon
#28 drops the butter left in her hand, or drops the butter in her mouth?
earthlingextraordinaire
Takes a bite off the stick, then spits it out from her mouth into the pan (that's what I think is implied here, but I could be mistaken)
kanybal
Somehow this is even worse than my take (where she used the stick on the pan)
TheForbiddenSemicolon
That’s good. I wouldn’t want my hands to be greasy either.
tentacularfleshscape
Now if only we could invent some kind of tool
TheForbiddenSemicolon
I’ve seen dispensers. They push the butter and cut off a pat. They can measure the correct amount to put into my mouth.
JAEOONE
Nothing beats waking up on your birthday to a fresh DK dump. Today is going to be a good day!
boop66
Was it a Happy Cake day?
profiledit
ImSilverTongue
Bappy Hirthday!
CausticLemonEnema
Haha you were a valentine's day conception
boop66
Codyblues
Hapry berfder!
SnarkyJester
Amazing how you have just been born and already are using the internet.
jennytornado
deafkitten
Happy Motherfucking Birthday!
JAEOONE
Thank you! I feel like I’m chatting with a celebrity!!
deafkitten
Ha you vastly overestimate my status.
JAEOONE
In my mind you’re a damn legend!
boop66
I’ll remember this doggo in my senility, but the kids changing my diapers won’t understand great DK dumps.
Twinklepot
Hey it's mine too! What were the chances of that lol?! Happy birthday ?
JAEOONE
Happy Birthday Twinklepot!
Twinklepot
Thank you very much!
ImSilverTongue
Bappy Hirthday
Twinklepot
Well thank you!
malicart
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem 100% chance based on how many users imgur has.
shotty814
Twinklepot
buttchugz
Its mine as well. Happy birthday, birthday friends.
JAEOONE
Happy Birthday buttchugz! If I would have known I shared a birthday with a celebrity I would have dressed nicer.
Twinklepot
We should really have organised a proper party! Happy birthday!
JAEOONE
Happy Birthday buttchugz! If I would have known I shared a birthday with a celebrity I would have dressed nicer.
AllisonD9000
happy birthday, fellow birthday mates!
Twinklepot
JAEOONE
Happy Birthday @AllisonD9000
beargurl
Me too!! It’s a party now!
JAEOONE
Happy Birthday beargurl!!
Twinklepot
deafkitten
Happy Motherfucking Birthday to you as well! Enjoy it you majestic fuck.
Twinklepot
Thank you so much you legend!
deafkitten
Shut your butt…silliness.