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Some of my favorites below
Sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/5zs3sn/do_your_worst/?sort=confidence. FP Edit: holy crap thanks guys, first time on the FP. Let’s see if this send nudes thing is actually real.
Jorobot
“He would obviously commit suicide IF he could” - my friend next to me
Bunches0Lunches
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to digest? The wheelchair
puruwin
Tis but a flesh wound
KixStar
OMG The Oblongs was a phenomenal cartoon. lol
StaleMeme
Someone get this man a heat resistance spell
ronkooby
"Hands down"?
AintGonnaLiveForever
Cavalrysword
I hope he has a good sense of humor. Those were funny af, but vicious. Damn.
DurendaI
Bahiano1993
"What's the point of the cupholder?" Had me in fucking tears, my dude
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
This made my day.
FORTHEFUNOFIT3
Are just going to ignore the fact that he has a phone in front of him???...
TimTheEnchanter421
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the "hands down" joke in the title?
Hellboy86
Wow! That dudes got balls....not literally obviously
Nova5269
He might, actually
bogiemMagnet
AltOrc
MichaelIronsidesDismemberedLimbs
samenamedifferentbody
*mom giving birth* doctor -"congratulations ma'am, it's a bouy!" Mom - "I'll name him Bob"
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
Peppernut
"How do you shit"!!!! laughed out loud while shopping... The image i had in my mind was the reason i laughed for more than 10 minutes.
denigreur
Im still laughing at this one too. Gawd
Peppernut
Girlfriend was not amused hahaha
RabbiKirschbaum
What's the point of the cupholder?
RickCaptain
I would offer a comment, but like this guy I'm stumped!
VicVinegarHughHoney
Kazpur81S
I bet his name is Bob...
HighlandPotatoe
But he got laid every night
Counterfit
Put him on a porch in Dublin, and his name's Patty O'Furniture
Counterfit
Put him in a hole, his name is Phil
TheDivineUsersub
I bet his name is Spud
Mysongotmehooked
Hang him on the wall and call him Art.
GruntThumper
Throw him in a bush, and call him Rustle.
Counterfit
Put him next to a hole, his name is Doug
pab61
Only when he is in the pool.
TemetNosce000
Holy shit the top of the stairs one was true savagery
2plus2is4minus1dats3quickmafs
Nice username. :D
TemetNosce000
banka3000
Plot twist: someone else put the ”roast me” sign in his ”lap”
therandombagofmeat
HumpbackWhale89
"Hey dude, mind posing with a sign for me?" "What does it say?" "Uh, still going strong despite hardship?" "Sure!"
QwertyBam
Well, mate, he certainly didn't put it there with his own hands.
michonnedisapproves
Im always terrified I'll find my picture on that sub with a doctored roast me sign
QuiteADapperAsshole
Well he probably didn't write it so...
nightwaste
Lol i remember this. Some one reported that post because he wasnt holding the sign.
RumpleDickskinne
Plot twist: This guy has a HUGE DICK
superlandero
I bet his dick touches the floor.
RumpleDickskinne
shakedownblues
Plot twist two: Dude in the wheelchair is also blind
imguriArdlyKnowEr
At least hes not black
curlykid
Like the glasses are just a fashion statement? Hahahahaha
shakedownblues
Most fashionable torso with a head
IUpvoteScience
ControlledIsMyEnthusiasm
I will always upvote anything Sir Patrick Stewart related.
Worldf1re
Ghostshenanigans
Anyone else notice that he controls that thing with foot?
fastfire57
LOOKS LIKE JUST A TOE,cus that's all he's got..
WaldoFishington
Pretty sure that's his junk.
scottjaeger
#stealth
weaponhowlet
Idk If I'd call that a foot I think it's just a toe and not even the big toe like one of the barely controllable middle toes
IPutMybraOnOneBoobAtATime
His foot reminds me of him.
paddenstoel
You'll learn to control that if it's all you've got.
tonksl
:( aw man idk if i like this
Ansatsunin
Yeah, this shit's just mean. Can't set aside sympathy for the guy.
Tialishaze
Did you stop and think that maybe he doesn't want or need your sympathy? That it might feel like pity? He asked to be roasted,
Ansatsunin
I could either repeat myself, or ask you to read my comments again.
tonksl
They wont get it
Ansatsunin
Don't think so, either.
VioletMoonRising
It's okay. I guarantee this guy in the picture now uses some of those roasts in his daily for laughs. He asked for the roast afterall.
tonksl
What if he didnt n the person just put it there
VioletMoonRising
Maybe. But I know most disabled people I've met have a pretty dark and open humor about themselves. Any offense is usually on their behalf.
tonksl
Ok i feel better now
PirateMath
How many times have you been kidnapped by a CPR instructor?
comakind
Yes.
Silverforte
*reposts comment from the images to get upvotes*
MattDerKomponist
I LOST it at that one. Holy crap
Babbsykun1337
RoxanneLaWin
DanCutter
Also had me howling!
boethius
I seriously burst several blood vessels in my forehead laughing over that one
wheredaeatdoeV2
I seriously bursted my cardiac muscles laughing
boethius
Funny!
moelestached
This is perfect.
DrWaK1
RideTheStimutacs
That's the only one that got me.
RabbiKirschbaum
Ravenuser
Never saw this show, but I feel he's being sarcastic. Is he?
FallenJester
You should totally check it out when you go on rumspringer.
Doctorfatherson
You get off your phone and go watch this show.
JeezusJuice
No, he’s not. He just weird and annoying. You should watch the show, btw.