i once drove along a street with my car as another car drove in front me. it was a minicooper, right hand driven . on thne passenger seat sat a st bernhard dog and it looked like the dog drove that car.
Since airlines are charging fees and upcharges for literally everything days, i would like 1 where i pay to sit as far away from any children as possible, and 1 to sit as close to any dog as possible
I would much rather sit beside that dog on a flight than most of the people they cram onto the plane with me. He’s better behaved, better smelling and doesn’t steal the arm rest.
Aw, I love that I understand this GIF; the dog has a digestive disorder that makes it difficult for him to digest his food properly. The dog basically has trouble getting the consumed food down his throat to its stomach due to weak peristalsis, so gravity is needed to help it in the process (hence the vertical stature of the dog while it eats).
I once sat next to a woman who had a chihuahua in a dog carrier. She opened the carrier to pet him, and then fell asleep without closing it. He got out of the carrier, crawled into my lap, and immediately curled up and went to sleep. She was SO apologetic when she woke up a while later, but that's the best flight I've ever been on.
This one seemed to have been trained and socialized properly. Chihuahuas are fine dogs if they're trained and disciplined like any other dog, but the people who get them just want them to be little baby puppies forever and don't correct their aggressive or overly defensive behaviors.
As a 6'3" 300 lb guy, after a 13 hr flight, I'm more than happy to wait till everyone is off to move, but I will be standing to get feeling back in my legs, at least for a few minutes.
Nah, dogs arent judgmental cunts, that’s humans that lack empathy and basic common sense. Why do some people stand up after sitting long hours ? You don’t need to be a doctor to know the answer. What an old and stupid rant this is becoming. Spine, legs, knees, neck, blood flow… ffs get a clue
Hahaha, Standing up clogs the process ? Right cause getting out of a plane doesn’t involve standing up from your seat… If your spine and blood are fine, well good for you asshole, but people standing up doesn’t slow anything down, it’s just your sorry excuse at justifying pointing fingers when those actions don’t affect you in the slightest. Standing up clogs the process, the dumbest take ever. Those are passengers, not soldiers trained for exiting with efficiency.
Everytime i am flying (extremely seldom, btw) i kindly ask the flight attendant if I could change seats to a seat with more leg room. I always succeed.
Prepared and ready to leave the plane ASAP. Luggage down, stacked, and ready. I do this so you don't have wait for me to discover that all the seats in front of me are now empty, so now I will stand up and open the overhead, wait for it to slowly tilt up, pull my bag down, pick my underseat bag up and put it over my roller, collect the rest of my crud from the seatback... instead of doing that, I'm gone. You are fucking welcome to take as loooooooonnnnnnggggg as you want, once I'm gone.
The whole point of everyone waiting is so anyone connecting has a chance. Otherwise front leaves first & work your way back. Anything else is narcissistic no?
They described front unloading first when they said the seats in front of them are empty. They are talking about being polite about grabbing all of their belongings so they're ready to leave when the line gets to them. ASAP doesn't mean they block connecting passengers unless you want it to.
I never not laugh at morons jumping up before the doors even open, just to stand there, hunched over because of the lack of head room.. I just don't get it.
I will admit the one time I did this was when my first flight got delayed and I had a connection in Chicago that was scheduled to depart in 30 minutes. I used the time standing in the aisle to figure out which gate I had to get to and where it was. I was full on running and it still took me 15 minutes to get there. But I learned my lesson to schedule plenty of time in between flights in case of delays.
Let me add to this. I'm with all of you who suffer, bad backs and the like. I also suffer so I get it. You are not who I am talking about. I'm talking about the people who start opening over head bins from the middle seat. The people who start to wake up the aisle prior to anyone else. The people who think getting to the gate and connecting the walkway takes 2 seconds.
I'm 6'3" and spend every flight with my knees jammed into the seat in front of me and my neck kinked from the curve of the fuselage, fuck me for needing to stand up and get blood flow back into my lower extremities.
George3rd
There's Werewolves and then there's Werepups.
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
Hey, Scooby's on a case, let him be.
ShoryukenKitty
Trelis
Why would you add music to 6 sec clip?
10Upvotes
Better clap when the plane lands safely
imgurianitarian
HuskyPirate
"Jesus, the mean looking dude in the beanie's staring at me."
icer190
That's not Scooby, that's Grandma!
Badgerbadgerson3
Not a fan of dogs, but I'll take that over a crotch goblin any day.
Jimthebutler
Let's hope it's not too ruff
SMarkt
i once drove along a street with my car as another car drove in front me. it was a minicooper, right hand driven . on thne passenger seat sat a st bernhard dog and it looked like the dog drove that car.
moecurlylarry
He needs a big floppy hat and a flowery dress. Scooby Doobie Doo.
CatFeeshandDog
Shh, that's Shaggy's Grandma!
Turboslacker
cuprohastes
Oh it's the flight to Monster Island
kimbozo
Since airlines are charging fees and upcharges for literally everything days, i would like 1 where i pay to sit as far away from any children as possible, and 1 to sit as close to any dog as possible
Jace99
I would much rather sit beside that dog on a flight than most of the people they cram onto the plane with me. He’s better behaved, better smelling and doesn’t steal the arm rest.
Carl99
Also likely gives and accepts love the entire time.
PutThePRNDLinD
That dog is, no doubt, traveling with its 'purse human'.
sonnuvah
A bit of a rabbit hole looking this up:
Song is "Are You Having Any Fun" recorded by Elaine Stritch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68gnYCznvYs
If that name sounds familiar, she was the talented actor, comedian (and singer, obv) who played Colleen Donaghy in 30 Rock.
WillemHellfire
The song is stupidly catchy and I hum along to it often.
reineseele
Next person on this seat has a dog allergy and the "time of his life..."
Fulustreka
People with severe allergies have to notice the company before flying.
thedewser
Flight staff agreed, best passenger on the entire flight.
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
On sedatives
Zincee
A passenger I'd actually not mind being seated next to.
ThanatosElNyx
Or behind it. They're not likely to recline their seat.
circlebreaker
Agreed, but you might start to reconsider if it starts farting...
fknbastard
Some things are just forgiven if it’s a pup
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
I thought it was a llama.
JustSomeDoodWhoWantsToUseThisWebsiteToInteractWithFellowPeople
Still a better option.
fknbastard
Seriously would be the best flight ever
sigmatis
Unless you have an allergy, then they shouldve informed you beforehand...
Smoretank
Yeah my poor mom is allergic to dog and cats. Even the hypoallergenic ones set her off. She wears a mask everywhere but still doesn't help.
cytherians
Doggo so big, he gets his own seat. 😏😄
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Aw, I love that I understand this GIF; the dog has a digestive disorder that makes it difficult for him to digest his food properly. The dog basically has trouble getting the consumed food down his throat to its stomach due to weak peristalsis, so gravity is needed to help it in the process (hence the vertical stature of the dog while it eats).
Joshuasm
Thanks for adding context, I saw it and figured it was just a dick thing to do to the dog.
EvilMasterBetty
natraps117
My exact thought
turbovespa
no need to unmute ffs
faro2000
Book me on one of these flights, please!
All good bois and never any dogfights in the sky, I'm sure. : )
BlancheFromage
Malamute Air
eddbrowne
Progress in human evolution.
Mynamedoesntmatteronlylifematters
Would prefer this over a screaming child
LinemanMatt
Nonsense. Here's proof of a very famous Good Boy in a dogfight.
FlatPlutoSociety
I once sat next to a woman who had a chihuahua in a dog carrier. She opened the carrier to pet him, and then fell asleep without closing it. He got out of the carrier, crawled into my lap, and immediately curled up and went to sleep. She was SO apologetic when she woke up a while later, but that's the best flight I've ever been on.
wherearemytesticles
I was expecting something else when you mentioned Chihuahua.
fknbastard
They’re little shakey anxiety barkers right up until they find confort and safety and then they’re sleepy squirrels
FlatPlutoSociety
This one seemed to have been trained and socialized properly. Chihuahuas are fine dogs if they're trained and disciplined like any other dog, but the people who get them just want them to be little baby puppies forever and don't correct their aggressive or overly defensive behaviors.
laurapede83
I want to know how this person kept a HUSKY quiet especially on a plane! 😭
Clayman8
Seems like a malamute to me, so possibly theyre more...ummm..
Reserved compared to huskies.
jesuisgur
And it must be so nice to be the next passenger with that seat, full of dog hair and smelling of dog ass...
Isiel89
The seats aren’t like couches. You just wipe it off.
jesuisgur
You have weird hygiene concepts...
MechKelly
Still better than some humans smell.
jesuisgur
Granted...
RetrogradeLlama
"Why don't these people sit the fuck down until we get to the gate" - dog, probably.
PorneliusHubertII
As a 6'3" 300 lb guy, after a 13 hr flight, I'm more than happy to wait till everyone is off to move, but I will be standing to get feeling back in my legs, at least for a few minutes.
MyVerySmarterUserName
Nah, dogs arent judgmental cunts, that’s humans that lack empathy and basic common sense. Why do some people stand up after sitting long hours ? You don’t need to be a doctor to know the answer. What an old and stupid rant this is becoming. Spine, legs, knees, neck, blood flow… ffs get a clue
cabbageisdelicious
Did you know that standing can happen at almost any time... And boarding / deplaning happens at only specific, limited times.
Trying to get off a plane sooner than your turn clogs the entire process and makes it slower for everyone (just like rude driving).
MyVerySmarterUserName
Hahaha, Standing up clogs the process ? Right cause getting out of a plane doesn’t involve standing up from your seat… If your spine and blood are fine, well good for you asshole, but people standing up doesn’t slow anything down, it’s just your sorry excuse at justifying pointing fingers when those actions don’t affect you in the slightest. Standing up clogs the process, the dumbest take ever. Those are passengers, not soldiers trained for exiting with efficiency.
VaultGirl69
I just wait until the line is moving at the end. The saved 5-10 minutes isn't worth being crammed in between two strangers.
windyroad
Because you are 6’5” and have been crammed into a minuscule seat for four hours and your legs are killing you. Standing up is the correct response.
hotrodny
Everytime i am flying (extremely seldom, btw) i kindly ask the flight attendant if I could change seats to a seat with more leg room. I always succeed.
reformedxile
"Why is it so ruff for humans to wait for a fire hydrant?"
nevernotsure
Didn't realize the plane was on fire, but ok
reformedxile
I meant waiting to use the dog version of a toilet...
SlayerOfGoat
"They haven't even opened the door yet. What do they think they're going to accomplish??"
16bitStarbuck
Stretching legs you buffoon.
xxPaulCPxx
Prepared and ready to leave the plane ASAP. Luggage down, stacked, and ready. I do this so you don't have wait for me to discover that all the seats in front of me are now empty, so now I will stand up and open the overhead, wait for it to slowly tilt up, pull my bag down, pick my underseat bag up and put it over my roller, collect the rest of my crud from the seatback... instead of doing that, I'm gone. You are fucking welcome to take as loooooooonnnnnnggggg as you want, once I'm gone.
SMB42
The whole point of everyone waiting is so anyone connecting has a chance. Otherwise front leaves first & work your way back. Anything else is narcissistic no?
zaphodthegrate
They described front unloading first when they said the seats in front of them are empty. They are talking about being polite about grabbing all of their belongings so they're ready to leave when the line gets to them. ASAP doesn't mean they block connecting passengers unless you want it to.
xxPaulCPxx
Exactly
nevernotsure
I never not laugh at morons jumping up before the doors even open, just to stand there, hunched over because of the lack of head room.. I just don't get it.
16bitStarbuck
Because weve been sitting in cramped fuckin seats for 6 hours.
Not hard to figure out.
Omnislash9
I'm one of those people, it's my bad knee and my legs, I just need to stretch them out as soon as I'm allowed to stand even if it looks silly
YayItsMillerTime
I do it because it lets me wait faster
WigglyBlondeNoodle
I will admit the one time I did this was when my first flight got delayed and I had a connection in Chicago that was scheduled to depart in 30 minutes. I used the time standing in the aisle to figure out which gate I had to get to and where it was. I was full on running and it still took me 15 minutes to get there. But I learned my lesson to schedule plenty of time in between flights in case of delays.
nevernotsure
Let me add to this. I'm with all of you who suffer, bad backs and the like. I also suffer so I get it. You are not who I am talking about. I'm talking about the people who start opening over head bins from the middle seat. The people who start to wake up the aisle prior to anyone else. The people who think getting to the gate and connecting the walkway takes 2 seconds.
CyclicalBeats
I’m 6’4” with grasshopper legs and folded into that seat like a pretzel. I’ll always immediately stand.
ionlyregisteredtosavelinks
First off, 6 legs four whatever units isn't that long. Second, that's why you gotta get the isle seat.
UndulatingTerrain
I'm 6'5", mostly legs, I sit. I can wait for another 5 minutes.
PorneliusHubertII
I'm 6'3" and spend every flight with my knees jammed into the seat in front of me and my neck kinked from the curve of the fuselage, fuck me for needing to stand up and get blood flow back into my lower extremities.
16bitStarbuck
No no, you are a moron according to this twatwaffle.
RetrogradeLlama
Don't blame me for the dog's attitude.
RetrogradeLlama
Why not stand up during the flight when you can walk up and down the aisle?
PorneliusHubertII
I'm a big guy, me moving around causes a lot of discomfort for others and I'd rather suffer in my own discomfort than cause discomfort in others.
PorneliusHubertII
I try to limit walking around mid flight to necessary bathroom breaks to avoid annoying my seatmates.
PostMoThoin
Well some people have medical conditions and don't want deep vein thrombosis
drduffer
That’s why during the flight you get up and walk the aisle for 5 minutes every couple of hours.
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
Imagine every single passenger doing that.
roboirishrumpelstiltskin
I guess only the Smart ones do?
drduffer
Nah. Just 5-10 at a time. In a conga line. Otherwise it gets too crowded.