Sep 22, 2016 11:19 AM
Toefinger
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NutshellBRTD
And some men dont
GasBandit
Ok, but can we talk about putting Velma's head on a supermodel's body and calling her "curvy?"
SemperCallide
In what universe is this considered curvy?
ComaAlpha
Dairyfiend
Chillyton
Man I sure do love facebook
thyfartismurder
Some men just like'em some velma
slutzinger
Dirty smart and cheeky
TJMcCheese
HelaSisterOfThor
+1 for Gunther
DustinODaffer
facebook is leaking again
robertloblawlessthethird
Yeah I love em dirty. Stinky smelly, hairy.
OliverKlosof
Velma a tits aren't that big...
JPicasso
Is this just a pic, or part of a glorious animation? You know, for science.
sikki
Oh shit, it's like I'm on Facebook.
You must make this comment a lot
MarbledNightmare
Guilty
Marikhen
I like my women like I like myself. In my bed and watching porn by 4am.
DroppinBombsOnYourMoms
Thick with they mind right
Fatboy333
Hell yes...
mustang2733
To this day I have not found the source of this magnificent artist...
cirnonine
Pick two.
Joshua221b
And... no, actually that about covers it.
Cliffman
The girls like that I find are eithe in long-term relationships or smart enough to stay away from a loser like me. Yay life! :D \o/
PMmeyourboibutts
looks like doxy drew that
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
DIRTY NERDY AND CURVY
ThattBiggie
Two in the Jinkies, one in the Stinky
Writingthiswhileonthwtoilet
The 3 dwarves that Disney left out....
ChefThranduil
Yeah I have that shirt too!
I had that shirt. Apparently land whales thought I had a Ahab complex
TygrF
Apparently not 'Nerdy" enough to know the difference between a sine wave and a parabola...
SirSage
Tryin' catch me curvy dirty. Tryin' catch me curvy dirty.
disruptard
no
Aww.. no ridin dirty fans? Damn..
moreyrad
Brainy birds are always naughty~
IDoPictureStuff
Jinkies
ljnumber8
Or in this case: imaginary
ImDyslexicSoWhat
Fucking burn
TheIrishMike
v
Astrosimian
I still get shot down.
fadecomic
Well to be fair, we all have as much chance with Velma as we do with the other women posted here.
phoebear12345
I like to think I'm all 3. Perhaps a little too curvy for some, but curvy none the less
friedbun
Nothing a little bit of ambition can't fix if you feel like it's too much yourself (trying to use my flexible sched. to go swim 1-2 weekly)
Starfis
To the dreamatorium!
Rebelminion
It's a representative archetype.
REDFAPPER
Just like my girlfriend
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
At least imaginary women don't talk back.
I knew this comment wouldn't be well received, too many butthurts with no sense of humor.
I have never given an imaginary woman two black eyes.
Bob64
GarikFaceLoran
I'll take what I can get.
Imaginary women don't call the cops when I rape them.
summitshow
Wohooo there Dick..
walkerswolverines
Username checks out
deltajesus
http://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/17/30398916.jpg
BaselessRumors
UndulatingTerrain
Neither does your filthy sock you call 'Stanley'.
JimBexleySpeedisaliveandwellontheshoresofFiji
Imaginary women are the best women though
ravnicrasol
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Ruby_Sparks_poster.jpg
7snowmen
...for imaginary sex.
PyritePendulum
I would imagine so.
adamantos
https://hostr.co/file/8W7HTrK/remiq.net_18744.jpg
Oh god yas
Sanchez137
I can't get over that missing comma.
highinthehills
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Jameski07
Comma not required following "and".
smittykane
I saw the strippers, Hitler, and Stalin. I saw the strippers, Hitler and Stalin. Oxford commas are necessary for "and" sometimes.
TheWorstPirateYouveEverHeardOf
They aren't necessary. Some people just prefer Oxford commas. The image above is gramatically correct.
They're necessary depending on what meaning you're trying to convey with your sentence structure. As evidenced above.
NutshellBRTD
And some men dont
GasBandit
Ok, but can we talk about putting Velma's head on a supermodel's body and calling her "curvy?"
SemperCallide
In what universe is this considered curvy?
ComaAlpha
Dairyfiend
Chillyton
Man I sure do love facebook
thyfartismurder
Some men just like'em some velma
slutzinger
Dirty smart and cheeky
TJMcCheese
HelaSisterOfThor
+1 for Gunther
DustinODaffer
facebook is leaking again
robertloblawlessthethird
Yeah I love em dirty. Stinky smelly, hairy.
OliverKlosof
Velma a tits aren't that big...
JPicasso
Is this just a pic, or part of a glorious animation? You know, for science.
sikki
Oh shit, it's like I'm on Facebook.
Toefinger
You must make this comment a lot
MarbledNightmare
Guilty
Marikhen
I like my women like I like myself. In my bed and watching porn by 4am.
DroppinBombsOnYourMoms
Thick with they mind right
Fatboy333
Hell yes...
mustang2733
To this day I have not found the source of this magnificent artist...
cirnonine
Pick two.
Joshua221b
And... no, actually that about covers it.
Cliffman
The girls like that I find are eithe in long-term relationships or smart enough to stay away from a loser like me. Yay life! :D \o/
PMmeyourboibutts
looks like doxy drew that
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
DIRTY NERDY AND CURVY
ThattBiggie
Two in the Jinkies, one in the Stinky
Writingthiswhileonthwtoilet
The 3 dwarves that Disney left out....
ChefThranduil
Yeah I have that shirt too!
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
I had that shirt. Apparently land whales thought I had a Ahab complex
TygrF
Apparently not 'Nerdy" enough to know the difference between a sine wave and a parabola...
SirSage
Tryin' catch me curvy dirty. Tryin' catch me curvy dirty.
disruptard
no
SirSage
Aww.. no ridin dirty fans? Damn..
SemperCallide
In what universe is this considered curvy?
moreyrad
Brainy birds are always naughty~
IDoPictureStuff
Jinkies
ljnumber8
Or in this case: imaginary
ImDyslexicSoWhat
Fucking burn
TheIrishMike
Astrosimian
I still get shot down.
fadecomic
Well to be fair, we all have as much chance with Velma as we do with the other women posted here.
phoebear12345
I like to think I'm all 3. Perhaps a little too curvy for some, but curvy none the less
friedbun
Nothing a little bit of ambition can't fix if you feel like it's too much yourself (trying to use my flexible sched. to go swim 1-2 weekly)
Starfis
To the dreamatorium!
Rebelminion
It's a representative archetype.
REDFAPPER
Just like my girlfriend
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
At least imaginary women don't talk back.
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
I knew this comment wouldn't be well received, too many butthurts with no sense of humor.
TygrF
I have never given an imaginary woman two black eyes.
Bob64
GarikFaceLoran
I'll take what I can get.
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
Imaginary women don't call the cops when I rape them.
summitshow
Wohooo there Dick..
walkerswolverines
Username checks out
deltajesus
http://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/17/30398916.jpg
BaselessRumors
UndulatingTerrain
Neither does your filthy sock you call 'Stanley'.
JimBexleySpeedisaliveandwellontheshoresofFiji
Imaginary women are the best women though
ravnicrasol
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Ruby_Sparks_poster.jpg
7snowmen
...for imaginary sex.
PyritePendulum
I would imagine so.
adamantos
https://hostr.co/file/8W7HTrK/remiq.net_18744.jpg
mustang2733
Oh god yas
Sanchez137
I can't get over that missing comma.
highinthehills
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Jameski07
Comma not required following "and".
smittykane
I saw the strippers, Hitler, and Stalin. I saw the strippers, Hitler and Stalin. Oxford commas are necessary for "and" sometimes.
TheWorstPirateYouveEverHeardOf
They aren't necessary. Some people just prefer Oxford commas. The image above is gramatically correct.
smittykane
They're necessary depending on what meaning you're trying to convey with your sentence structure. As evidenced above.