throwawayeveryone
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Throwaway, obviously. Merry Christmas everyone.
Dec 26, 2017 2:25 AM
throwawayeveryone
119473
1935
254
Throwaway, obviously. Merry Christmas everyone.
AnonymousArtist
Me too.... so many cuties
drivergrrl
They are hot. I've truly enjoyed the eye candy today, all shapes and sizes :P
tatopotato
TFW you're a shaved non-chubby dude
god0fthunder
Hey that’s me
DukePaulAtreides
Shit, another standard I can't meet! Haha
irishPEDOelf
Philosophyinateacup
I'm just chubby
Cineybuns
Hairy dudes are so underappreciated. I love all the handsome bearded dudes.
etherbunny41
We appreciate your interest.
alpacasaurusrex
Love your tree beer.
imgurhatesboobs
Dicks in a box
BadMrFrosty
You're welcome!
manslut
Hey cutie ;D
kwimvern
We're not just eye candy ya know
alpacasaurusrex
Liar. <3
Innil
sluglie
i am a chubby bearded dude but as i am 47 no one wants to see that shit
ArchPigeon
I'm a sucker for a good beard too
XXXassclown
Checking in coach.
alpacasaurusrex
Hi from KC!!
hairylifetimes
More than the heavens have stars
RonAllenby
Well then hellloooooooo :)
alpacasaurusrex
I’d do you. :wink:
RonAllenby
alpacasaurusrex
Check your inbox. ^_^
OGMoonMoon
Why didn’t I see this earlier?! I am loved! Lmao
HellowYellowMarshmellow
This is accurate
memorydecay
Heeeeeeey, nice to hear! We're sorely underappreciated.
manslut
I typically appreciate them with my mouth.
memorydecay
Eyyyyy a good way to do it.
gutwrenchinglyfunnyusername
Save some for the rest of us
Kejj
Hey now
strongbowdanzig
Me too ! And today everything is coming up Millhouse
OliverKlozoff1269
*whistles* over here!
alpacasaurusrex
Haaaay there, I’d do you. :wink:
OliverKlozoff1269
Haaaay, likewise
alpacasaurusrex
I’m gonna put my dick in your inbox. (Actually check it out. Don’t go omg it’s a guy cause I’m not)
alpacasaurusrex
Btw the picture is of Richard Nixon. Not a penis. I’m an actual girl. Haha.
iH8myPP
Yeah, I'm someone's type of guy.
alpacasaurusrex
Holy crap I’ve voted in favor did some of your stuff. Merry Christmas!
iH8myPP
Thanks! Merry Christmas to you, too! :)
alpacasaurusrex
Your stuff is great!
iH8myPP
Thank you! Happy Holidays!
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
Omg me too OP! Glad to know I'm not alone!
musicalsumo1979
m33pb4t
Hey, I'm a chubby bearded dude!
OldAceMerrillUsesDynamite
Nice
PurrPaul
Me too!
manslut
Why yes you are ;)
alpacasaurusrex
I’d do you. But not on the toilet. Js.
Feags
There are dozens of us!!
CWMoudi
Dirtyoldswish
manslut
Heyy sexy ;)
lgshort
and we have all replied to this comment
xiaocorgi
Only?
DaveGraham
Amen
Billy2sweet
Sorry I'm late, I got the invite but I was too busy eating pizza and brushing my beard.
youarenowdark
bakers dozens.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
sweetrevelation
sugar bear?
sublivesmatter
DerpyMcDerper
I am here+)!
hulkmad
Bearded Brothers!
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DBallz
GrayMatterr
No seriously. Fucking dozens and dozens.
alpacasaurusrex
And a ginger who’s taking an old guy around? Where can I sign up?
ILiekToCookAndBake
Bearded fat guys unite! To the shitter!
Dirtyoldswish
MaisieWilliamsisbae
You aren't my supervisor.
bwatne97
oh to meet one of you in the wild ;) Merry Christmas!
Dirtyoldswish
delseccoj
Dozens!
alpacasaurusrex
Not too thirsty, but you’re a damn pretty bearded dude. :girly wink:
delseccoj
Read as: damn pretty girly girly dude. I’ll take that as a compliment.
alpacasaurusrex
Hahaha. Eh, I’d do you. A lot. Imma dick pic your in box so hard. Check it.
delseccoj
LSparkles
TheVolleyballFormerlyKnownAsTomHanksBoyfriend
Santa Claus 2. Classic
Jakethesnake357
Hey there sparkles!
LSparkles
Jaaaake! Sup?
Jakethesnake357
What up girl!? How were your holiday festivities?
LSparkles
Cookie coma. No more cookies. Words that reek of sacrilege. Made a hunk of beef - was delightful . You?
newshoesoldfeet
Dozens!
Redisia
Dozens of dozens really
imgurhatesboobs
Hundreds
Fauxtohgenic
Dozens!
TheFoolishDoctor
DOZENS
GrandmasterDude
About 20 of us
Imtherainbow
I just like men and dicks in general and there are some good looking of both on here tonight. Thank you to the men out there
CWMoudi
Not sure when you saw my dick. But thank you for the compliment!
musicalsumo1979
Well lucky for you.... we are men and we will most likely show our dicks
freeloaderr
Now you’re a guy? Or s girl?
sgv1
Agreed please send me dick pics
ashmenon
Bonjour.
idontcarehoe
you're welcome....?
promethbastard
Your bio gave me the lulz.
Imtherainbow
You’re welcome
alpacasaurusrex
There are. I love men. And dicks. There’s been a plethora of good looking men. Haven’t gotten enough dicks though.
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alpacasaurusrex
Shame.
cancerriddenlung
Still need at least 41 more I'm guessing
alpacasaurusrex
Haha I’ve gotten like 7 in the past 3 days? Which is 7 more than I got before.
cancerriddenlung
Only 35 to go!
alpacasaurusrex
I can’t even think of anything witty. Omg. Brain why are you failing me?
AlcaeusTheodorus
I'm sure there is no shortage in your pm right now ;)
SendDickPics5
Send some my way too, lads!
Imtherainbow
Haha we always hope to see more on Christmas
itsnotracistifitstrue
IReadEverythingInMickeysVoice
That finger in the top right always kills me.
Nommy86
I never get dick pics on my messages :(
biglongandgirthyusername
I hear its the easiest thing ever, no idea why men like to share their dicks so much
EgoDeleri
Well you will now...
whulfy
Neither do I :(
Dreadfive
Why would you want some??
whulfy
ashmenon
Do you WANT to, though?
Nommy86
Can never have too many dick pics
ashmenon
Aight brb
faceofpoopy
I can send you one, but you'll have to send me one first