Wardonk3y
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I feel like this needs to be a MythBusters episode
Apr 12, 2023 9:46 PM
Wardonk3y
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I feel like this needs to be a MythBusters episode
BushDidWolf359
Pfft, amateurs
digitreal
That's like almost like 1/16 of a washing machine.
Cynthmail
Brownie19
NZSheeps
WelderonFire
FeloniousMonk13
Thatoneday
Does a fart from a 7” stretched anus make a noise? I’m assuming it’s silent
28dayslaterwasawarning
Probably that sound when you blow over the top of a bottle. Poooooooom..
Straata
A new meaning for Jamie Hyneman if myth busters do it.
TheChunguskaEvent
DropDrop
Gifs that end too soon. I was hoping to see at least one go in.
ThatMangoAteMyBabyy
Saturday grooming. Monday walking funny
Marikhen
Hey now, don't accuse someone of grooming unless you know they're a Republican or a priest. :-( /s
JoeMangoJello
opossumistic
I guess then some 20ish Lemmingwinkses?
Jordan7831
Sir cum France.
Titoooo
Oui?
TeddyMoment
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Francs is bacon
Jordan7831
Knowledge is power
Filanwizard
McCub
Ok...I busted out laughing when I read this. Thanks for the laugh !
jwillustrat
taurondir
If we are talking circles, area of 4 diameter is 12 square inches and from 7 diameter is 38 square inches, so technically you can stick THREE raccoons up your ass.
snixsys
wapo12
Anything butt the metric system.
notamurder
Official animals in butt holes calculations are always done in imperial units as traditions dictates. That's where the unit barlerycorn originated since that is what they used to use to measure how much you could stretch
vincentleeprice
accept for bullets
mtzdoe
Don't forget drugs.
blankunderscore
CaldariBob
Has anyone pitched Bad Dragon about this yet?
henofthewoods
LOL A raccoon shaped dildo?!
CaldariBob
No, no... a dildo shaped like TWO raccoons.
chefchris357
nothingtolurkhere
Sorry, I'm gonna pass on that.
LackadasicalGoblin
secretoaster
Thanks for this information. I will treasure it and pass it down the generations. We shall make cave paintings of it to represent our generation.
Wardonk3y
See... This guy gets it..... Fr, we have similar senses of humor
SincerelySunbro
“The human’s are studying what?!?”
Crimx42
If that's radius, you cold easily fit 5
SirRuppOfFigs
That's a lotta bananas
meganical
It said, “can,” not “does.” There are variables. Stop spreading rumors that everybody has the perfect anus!
Wardonk3y
Omg... Lol, idolizing having the perfect butthole..... Leading to butthole shaming.... Lmfao!
ScottNapalm
Every day I am mocked and belittled for my sub-par 6.78" butthole
happywalker
but how much of that mocking and belittling is just the echo? :-P
Elgirav87
Aren't we all?
Lycanthian
As a queer guy, hell no to that 7 inches
laserfork
Seriously. I'm a medical student with big hands. Seven inch diameter is crazy.
YourMomWasHere
Yeah I've shoved everything from carrots to deodorant rollons up there- 7 inch circumference is fine, but a diameter or radius? No way.
QotU
For anyone reading, do not put anything without a stopping point up your butt unless you want to go to the ER. Butt plugs yes, thinks that your butt can hoover up, no.
YourMomWasHere
I forgot to add that I did take precautions... in terms of the carrots, long ones that you can keep a hold of- deodorant rollons I used a silicone sleeve on. I'm not that wanton with my anal safety! (I speak from experience of having a plug break on me- one of the cheap ones- I'm lucky it was a small plug I was able to crap out with extreme pain.)
ThirtyForth
I mean there are some things you can get away with. Gelatin eggs, say. (Though, note that they will melt while in there.)
BastonneKnight
I regret reading this comment chain.
MonkeyFunkingFunker
I don't :)
SithElephant
If that is diameter, then more like three.
dumalalee
MajorNikon
Pretty sure I’d be good after two
AggressivelyPassive
You're assuming they're stationary
Gagerith
I hope it's the radius
Rockafella83
Bloups
I guarantee you the human anus can strech miore thab 3 inches in diameter
SithElephant
TuckerCarlsonWarnedYouTheredBeGirlsLikeMe
we haven't taken depth into account. what is the full volume available inside a person's anus?
lowbudgetjeremyrenner
Well I've seen some videos where they're in almost to the shoulder, so a couple feet?
GoldblumNoises
Harryteeters
Can Confirm. Three is the maximum.
blindlynx
At once or in total?
SithElephant
Thank you for your service.
Choxfullofnuts
LeCroqueMonsieurDejeunerSandwich
NuclearMonk
How do you get them to behave and not fight?
JustitiaetFortitudo
That's the neat part
TheAccursedHamster
Drugs
SithElephant
I have not however tried shoving any raccoons up my ass.
TheChunguskaEvent
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
that's just what someone who shoves racoons up their ass would say.
Wardonk3y
I feel like this needs to be a MythBusters episode
xXxX66SICKXxXx
And then a parody porn called 2 trash pandas in the ass
bear2nd
No need. Just Google giant dildo anal on the gay porn. One guy put one the size of a midget up his.
bear2nd
Sorry, little person. However, I wouldn't call it "little" when up your ass. An 8 hurts like hemmering your finger, inside you.
omnipotentpasta
I love that Adam is on Imgur and he might see this.
Wardonk3y
OMG..... whats his handle?
Streiquer
mistersavage I think. But IIRC, he hasn’t actually been on in like 2 years or so. I’m too lazy to look it up
Wardonk3y
MyUsernameHas22letters
ChocolateStarfishKing
@mistersavage