Mormonator
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The graphics still hold up and the story is breathtaking.
Everyone should play this game.
Apr 17, 2018 4:46 AM
Mormonator
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1521
93
The graphics still hold up and the story is breathtaking.
Everyone should play this game.
shrike2214
Damn I must be on my 4/5th playthrough now.
KungPowDicken
BlaineA
Diyamin
turianfleet
Should've been grunt https://youtu.be/ZnJBsbGBmCgt=3m20s
NyQuilDaydream
I bought the first game as soon as it came out because Bioware had already won my loyalty with Knights of the Old Republic and Jade Empire!
j3st3ri
One of my favs too. I even enjoyed all the different endings.
ExtraZOIDBERG
I thought synergy was such a cheesy Disney-like ending. So I always blew up the reapers. Haha Fuck you martin sheen!
macboorex
"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."
Luuin
idontliketheclonebone
God this DLC was a master class in fan service. Fun, funny, and a good way to tie it all off.
RastifanX
As Femshep I ended up always romancing Traynor. I couldn't get over that woman... WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Mormonator
Lol
SpodgyTwoSugars
You can fight like a krogan you can run like a leopard but you'll never be better than commander sheppard
cthulhusbestfriend
Love mircaleofsound
Nexus763
viciousbastard
If old graphics don't bother you, check out the progenitor of ME, Knights of the Old Republic.
MrMiniMuffin
Kotor is one of those games where the graphics are done just well enough for it never to be a problem. At least IMO
agentcase
Ah yes, my three top heroes: 1. Shepard 2. Master chief 3. Sam Fisher
EvolveCT9A
Fuck yeah Sam Fisher, the ultimate stealth badass
silverphyre92
SexyGarrusVakarian
kojenk
Name on point
SexyGarrusVakarian
You're so nice.
dschuma
Controversial opinion: ME3 was incredible, portrayal of PTSD and hopelessness of war was fucking bone chilling. Ending still blew though.
Coolbacca
That final charge in ME3 is one of my top moments in gaming
LieutenantScarecrow
ME2 is still my favorite game of all time. It's everything great about ME1 without the broken combat system.
miltownmadness
Amen
Mormonator
I agree ME2 was my favorite of them all :)
OrikMhElsen
I breathe a sigh of relief every time I don't have to deal with ME1's inventory system.
Nexus763
Mormonator
This is amazing
Nexus763
Not mine, but this picture is how I view the game : a masterpiece
WarNeverChanges2077
Let me stroll a few blocks over to their headquarters and tell them.
NaughtButOne
If you don't mind, while you're there, relieve Mac Walters of his liver.
oAbaddonsLegion
I'm an 32 year old life-long gamer and this is by far my favorite consecutive game series ever
Mormonator
Great choice!
turianfleet
My username is relevant again! Love those sturdy bastards.
Diyamin
SexyGarrusVakarian
Yes you do....
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
TehSeksyManz
Me1>>≥>> the others
Nobody7713
The inventory management though...
Burgurple
I agree, I liked the slower, more rpg-y feel to it
Keru
If I could have ME1 but with the combat from ME3, I'd be so happy.
StunnedGoofy
And then you played andromeda....
Nexus763
Branding this game "Mass Effect" makes me want Bioware to get shut by EA.
TheNeverEndingNameHaJustKidding
That fucking transition from planet to planet...
Tisbutafleshwound
It wasn't that bad. It just wasn't Mass Effect quality. It was Phantom Menace New Coke.
TheWinterTitan
Eh, I liked andromeda. Not as much as the trilogy, but I still liked it.
Millface1
I liked it almost as much as the rest. 2>3>A>1 for me. But I also loved the original ending for 3, so I'm clearly weird.
StunnedGoofy
BruceBannersButtplug
I actually loved Andromeda. Maybe that's because I never played the original trilogy but I still really enjoyed it.
PsykerKitty
I gave up after about 9 or so hours. Just didn't catch me.
pixster
While the ME series is good, I would debate your claim
ThisUsernamelsNotAvailable
Obviously it's the soulsborne series
Galvaras
my man. bloodborne all the way
HoneNathan
He said ONE of the greatest...
dumbefi
everything is great but the mako. fuck the mako.
Chicob13
The mako was awesome!
dumbefi
The mako can eat my ass!
KakasiHatake
The ending still makes me mad, but it’s easily my favorite series.
Millface1
I thought it was appropriate that something as long standing and terrifying as the reapers couldn't be stopped without sacrifice. An ending
Millface1
that was all sunshine and rainbows really downplays just how massive and eternal your adversary truly was. I felt badass for being the only
Millface1
person in the galaxy to ever be able to stop it, no matter the cost. You did the impossible.
KakasiHatake
True, but to me it really was like, “which color do I want my ending to be”
Millface1
Not to be rude but that sounds like a personal problem. I got to decide the course of the galaxy from that point on, what to sacrifice to
Velonici
Everyone remember the Tali reveal? You know the fucking stock photo they photoshoped 2 fingers off and a purple hue.
DelaysAction
There is a huge mod out that changes the Tali Romance. https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/610
johnytwodicks
Thats very good info
Zaayl
pointless reveal that never needed to be made, you could see the outline of her face in her helmet, the only question it served to answer...
Zaayl
..."What color is her skin" like, c'mon, why did people get so hung up on that?
Velonici
Also never forget, Marauder Shields. Best final boss ever.
xbolt
I cry every time
SummersSR2
R.I.P
PastryRaven
So which ending did you take? Red Green or Blue
idontliketheclonebone
Red
LostSparten071
Thing is with red and the proper war score Shepard lives at the end.
shrike2214
There is a fourth ending, you take a potshot at The Catalyst and he continues the cycle and everyone dies...
Millface1
Thanks for asking instead of just bitching about it.
Mormonator
I chose blue, The control one. I felt it was the best option to take. I also loved the stargazer ending when they talk about the Shepard.
BootyMcButtface
I liked the green one best, evolution into new type of species was unusual idea, at least for me
Tsumino79
try the synthesis one and then try not to cry (actually that depends on if you gave a shit about edi)
wherethehorriblethingsare
Worldf1re
BlueskydragonFX
Say what!
PenisShapedPoops
Well bang, ok?
SexyGarrusVakarian
ScreamingFirehawk
ME1 was amazing. ME3 was great until the...fucking retarded ending. Nothing you did mattered. We just fix it all with magic.
GoniMaster
Reading this, I realize that this is part of the reason Far Cry 5 sucks so much.
Byclopscyclops
ME3 wasn't great, it was cheesy from beginning to end
PianoGuySR2
This guy really nails it: https://youtu.be/7MlatxLP-xs
mtgtprh
And then there was ME2, where they stuck you with the xenophobic black organization that was experimenting on whole colonies...
Zaayl
ME3 had some other issues with the writing becoming very cliche and the "We'll bang okay" writing of characters peaking at its worst.
Zaayl
But makes up for it with exceptionally great payoff moments with the previous games cast members.
Nobody7713
The Tuchanka and Rannoch arcs are some of my favourite in the series.
ArgentXero
I still believe Indoctrination Theory is a thing. The only correct ending would be Destroy as you get the cutscene at the end. (1/2)
ArgentXero
You see Shep breathe. It cycled back to the beginning of the game when the Reapers arrive. The only thing that's missing is Anderson saying
ArgentXero
"Shepard" and then they wake up. The entire game was Shep going through the Indoctrination process and accepting it or rejecting it.
Tuuwa
(1/2) 95% of Mass Effect 3 was great. Hell, I even loved the dark, oppressive feeling for the run-up to the final charge. But my headcanon?
Tuuwa
(2/2) Citadel DLC is the actual ending to the trilogy. Starbrat lied, Reapers went splooey, everyone partied, the end.
NaughtButOne
My Shep ends up sacrificing herself to strike down Harbinger through a Sarenesque TIM avatar. Then Crucible fires, no broken tubes needed.
klj126
You wanna be mad? Go read or watch what the original writer had plans for in the ending.
Mormonator
Is there a TL;DR?
Keru
the TL;DR is Casey Hudson should be shot into the sun.
Nubz9000
Basically, mass effect technology was accelerating the end of the universe. The cycle was to clear out civilizations that grew dependent 1/
Nubz9000
on it so they wouldn't dominate and let other species have a chance to solve the problem/get their chance in the sun before the end. Kinda
ydwyrd
Why not get rid of the technology instead?
Millface1
I loved the ending. This was never a story with a happy ending, it's a cycle of destruction and you don't break a billion year cycle /1
Millface1
without sacrifices. What you did DOES matter, the reapers are done. You stopped the inexorable destruction no one has ever been able to.
TheWinterTitan
This. This is why I love the ending to ME3.
EarthDragon2189
The problem isn't that the ending is sad. The problem is that it's horribly written and horrendously executed.
Millface1
I disagree, but cheers to your view on it and I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it! I wish everyone got as much out of it as I did.
PianoGuySR2
I'm glad you like it. If you're curious as to way other people rag on the writing, this guy nails it: https://youtu.be/7MlatxLP-xs
TimmehCaster
Come on then - which space tushy did you bang?
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
How do you know he did not go for some hot space dick? (I actually can't remember whether you are allowed to bang space dick.)
nebworb
Not until 3.
Inseyn
Tali! I tried them all but she was my favorite:-) i liked jack in ME2 tough.
worldlyredneck
I've fucked them all
zKestrel
Kelly
ElRoboBandit
Leviathan's
MonikaRuchniak
OphelianAshe
Garrus if playing as Femshep, Tali if playing as MShep
IamMacarthur
Unpopular pick. Miranda. Not for the tush but rather for the attitude. Love me a smart girl with lots of personality.
KiNA
Tali.
KiNA
Always.
RavenousMaw
I did Jack the first time, Paragon run. What a sweet scene.
theslybanananana
The Normandy.
Keru
SSV Daddy Issues 4-ever.
LitttleKidLover
Legion's, obviously.
accipita
always Tali
Roethorn
My Lesbo Shep fucked Liara, Kelly and then Sam.
Roethorn
http://imgur.com/e2Ylzff
TalusBrinn
Jack, always Jack! She is awesome and I love the tattoos!
PsykerKitty
No love for Kaiden?? My favorite Canadian.
MonikaRuchniak
Nah dude he killed it for me with how savage his shut down was in 2 and accuses Shepard of cheating in 3 if you have another love interest..
MonikaRuchniak
Because him walking away means end of the relationship to me... Not cheating but whatevs
Nexus763
wolfpreist
Once you go blue, nothing else will do.
DaisukeAramaki
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/02/08/you-know-what-im-talking-about
Msurdej
Ashley ME1/Tali for the rest of the game on first playthrough. Doing a 2nd playthrough as FemShep with Liara.
SexyGarrusVakarian
Mine
Apocallama
Garrus, Garrus, I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum!
SexyGarrusVakarian
PlatonicPajamas
Did you have the reach?
TimmehCaster
Nah, I had flexibility
MonikaRuchniak
Duh lol
SexyGarrusVakarian
RoxanaPainter
Garrus Vakarian and his calibrations.
ShinyAlienPrincess
Garrus Vakarian AND HIS FUCKING VOICE. Oh God I still loose my panties when I hear him.
MonikaRuchniak
Agreed, he's very adorably awkward when he tries to be charming and it always makes me giggle
ShinyAlienPrincess
Yes he has a very interessting personality. He's funny and has a complicated mind at the same time. he's a very well written character.
MonikaRuchniak
Yes he is, he does voice his father in ME Andromeda.. I would know that voice anywhere ❤️
CommanderCaribou
I've done a liara and tali thing. Always
Flodos
NoeCarrier
Tali, purest waifu. Too pure for thia world. I had to go Tali/Liara/Liara.
MeatballManWithAddedSauce
But you can't? Tali is not an option in ME1
NoeCarrier
Shit, I misremembered. I swore I could in ME1, but I just wikied it and you're right, man. My point re: purest waifu still stands, though.
MeatballManWithAddedSauce
Yeah buddy
CommanderCaribou
True say
YouHadMeAtAsian
I always went tali
Smallwater
Tali is adorable. Although you do miss the adorable Tali/Garrus scene in ME3
TimmehCaster
Not the only one...
hawkeye9900
Liara in all three. Always.
CrimeBrulee
She's obviously the cannon choice
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Garrus or nothing.
awizzarddidit
Nah. Sidequest in 1 to help talis pilgrimage and then tali in 2 and 3. Liara gets to be second.
Nobody7713
Tali's romance is aggressively cute though
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
I accidentally cheated on her with Jack. I WAS TRYING TO BE A NURTURING FATHER FIGURE TO HER, NOT BANG HER! GOD DAMN IT SHEPARD!
LordRevan2584
https://imgur.com/2OMXL3V
theslybanananana
That sick fuck..
richtus
I did the same as femme shep. Hot girl on blue girl action.
rhylla
I still want my god damn blue babies! :(
Bliraxnil
https://huggybear742.deviantart.com/art/And-Zia-Makes-Three-425400130
Bliraxnil
https://canius.deviantart.com/gallery/41147271/Baby-Blues-ME-Fan-Comic
SometimesLinkingNSFW
When you romance Garrus all the way through 3 only to walk in on him and Tali. My fucking heart.
mckinful
I waited 3 games for Kaiden to notice my manly space abs bc I knew Tali & Garrus were meant to be! (Ok yeah tbh still made a pass at Garrus)
Nobody7713
Yeah you must have fucked up somewhere, he and Tali only hook up if you don't romance either of them.
mthrndr01
That god damned grasshopper better keep his fucking little talons off my goat-woman or I'm cracking his fucking exo-skullington open.
MonikaRuchniak
MonikaRuchniak
I love this comment so much that I wish I could upvote it so many more times
Nubz9000
Ashley is best girl.
Matrelith
My man!
StayingStrongForMother
She's a fucking space nazi!
Nubz9000
Nah, she's understandably hesitant about cooperating with beings who may not have humanity's best interest at heart. She grows as a 1/
Nubz9000
a character and gets over it and becomes a better person and steps up as a leader in her own right. She has an interesting arc and I enjoy2/
Nubz9000
that. Not as good as Garus or Wrex's arc, but much better than Miranda (HAVE I TOLD YOU I'M GENETICALLY ENGINEERED?), Jack, Tali, Liara, etc
Mormonator
The first game maybe, then the third she looked like a pornstar :/
OmicronDawnX7
Not to mention she constantly cries about Shepard working with Cerberus. So I always kill her on virile. Fuck that bitch.
OmicronDawnX7
*Virmire
Nubz9000
Yeah, disappointing. And you never get her back in your party. Or the only one who acts like Shepard's friend, Wrex. Fuckin love Wrex.
TypicallyKyle
But you CAN get Ashley back. And she wrecks face with that sniper rifle.
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
Huh, you can get Ashley/Kaidan back in your party if you keep then alive?
Mormonator
Wreck was an amazing character. I accidentally killed him the first time playing ME1 and I was screaming at the tv in fury lol
Nubz9000
Oh god, I was panicking when he was having his little crisis. Luckily I had enough points to get him through it alive on my first 1/
Mormonator
Miranda ME2 then Liara ME3 ;)
NoeCarrier
Miranda? Gross used up pussy. You know she let the Illusive Man smash on the reg
TheCrisis13
My man
Buckbeak1486
I always found Miranda to be ugly. Her personality leaves a lot to be desired, too.
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
Do Tali, way better than the Cheerleader ans T'soni and this is coming from someone who went Liara in all his playthroughs
kluang
How... Did you get past that crying? I have to reload my safe just not see her cry.
Mormonator
Wait what crying?
SkyrimBelongsToTheEmpire
If you talk to Miranda on the Citadel in ME3 and break up with her, she cries.
Mormonator
Oh dang. Yeah i never broke up with her and I ended up in bed with her ;)
CelestialDrago
Booo garrus all the way.
TuggSpeedmann
MarkusJunnikkala
We have a player here
Kangarou
Wise choices.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
All about that blue waffle?
Mormonator
Logan9Fingers
Dont google blue waffle
Tsumino79
what about ME1? DID YOU CHEAT ON LIARA?
TinyFrog
Tbf, spending two years dead is a good way to break up.
Tsumino79
i bet this guy killed wrex as well :C
Mormonator
You’re right :/ it was an accident
TinyFrog
I did! First playthrough I had no idea you could save him
GlowstickJedi
Miranda was a terrible person. But god damn you just have to hate-fuck her on every playthrough.
Millface1
Yvonne Strahovski is her model, which explains why I was absolutely biased toward her every playthrough. Just have to.
tlouman
I think you confused her with ashley
Nobody7713
But to hate-fuck Ashley you have to not sacrifice her on Virmire, and like hell am I letting her live over Kaidan.
DakotaWolf
But Kaidian was BORN to set that nuke off. It's his only purpose