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Feb 23, 2017 1:17 PM
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DrAnusMcFinger
Yeah I am going to need some sauce for this one
kaytrai
Hey my housemates know this girl apparently from back home, she's from the Rochester area
Thorlin
Damn I feel bad now
KlaatuVaradaNicto
SinnerAreMuchMoreFun
Well... what happened
aGeographicalOddity
I f anyone cares here's the link to the video. https://www.xnxx.com/video-7qdmf50/sexy_girl_makes_first_porn_ever
MasterBaconProclomation
Ah thank you
Takavos
She could very well be a friend, cousin, sister, or just visiting the troops before shipping off to w/e. There is literally no context.
eromitlab
Could be worse, she could just fuck some random Jody while he's away and try to hide it.
WhatisTaters
+1 for Jody reference.
WhiteGuy021
I'v down voted 6 other instances of this post on the front page in the last 12 hours. Seriously guys. This repost bullshit has got to stop
itzJasonOP
Ahh 11B privates.. I actually knew a guy who knows this guy. They're not together anymore
PermaBannedDolphin
now I know a guy who knows a guy who knows this guy
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
It's like people who do porn are supposed to be locked away until they do more porn
thisusernamehasbeenregistered
I don't think that's the point...
Eunoterp
Don't Google her....it's a trap. No, really.
Shapaparappa
Why is it a trap?
Boo132005
He means it's a guy.
complimentpin
If this is real, I don't find it funny, just fucking disguisting.
Reigekiz
He was bragging about she... GET FUCKED Soldier, GET FUCKED lmao.
complimentpin
What? I really don't understand that sentence.
DrunkAnna
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/comments/4p0pml/is_it_true_the_cuckold_storie_about_selena_green/
Tomm2415
Im at work. Is this SFW?
DrunkAnna
This page in particular doesn't have any troublesome images, but I can't vouch for the text or any of the other threads.
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phonecallformisterhorrible
Always
CanadianCommenter
I will never not +1 this gif.
caboops
I was seeing a girl for about a month until I found out that she was engaged to some army guy. Why do they think that shit is OK?
Sionas
If I was going military, absolutely would not do a long distance relationship like that. Doesn't feel fair to either party.
CookingBaconDrunkAndNaked
As a former Army guy who spent less than 9 months home with his wife in 4 years, It's tough, but if you really care, you'll make it.
Sionas
Thank you for your service.
Erectrician
She's a swallower...if anyone was curious...Just scientifically researched it
MyDixyRect
mplaugh
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jetpackabs
pretty sure it's a different top. The sleeves seem to have significant differences.
Squanto229
No it's her
jetpackabs
Yeah, that seems pretty clear. I'm just saying I think the shirt is not the same, just another black top.
Squanto229
Lol go read the story it's the exact same outfit she left and went to it like 30 minutes later
KnightRanger065
The images were taken 3 hours apart I'm guessing...
richardnz
Anyone got a link. For science purposes naturally ????
SchitzzPoppinov
Lol the Reddit kids think he's a "navy seal" or "Army green barret" this dork is straight out of army basic training
dalivision
yea, thats probably family day at the end of basic or something like that
mattcrowder07
And already learned the valuable lesson about Jodie
Cheomesh
The black beret and lack of insignia gives that away
BrowseBrowseBrowse
came here to find name and got name.
W92Baj
Are girls who do porn not allowed boyfriends or can soldiers not date people who do porn? I'm confused
DanTHEdirtiest
My buddy posted this in a group chat and in less than 5 minutes another friend found the video link...it's on pornhub.
skrizzle4rizzle
applesforjuice
I love that scene
applesforjuice
The porn one and the It's always sunny, just to clarify
Getakin
holy shit.. tell me he was at least in it or this is just fake.
YogSoth0th
Or perhaps it was done before she met him. Unfortunately though people who cheat on SOs in the military are all too common
complimentpin
Purse scum those people
Leeloothedog
This photo was taken at family day from the looks of it (basic training graduation) judging by the lack of rank/insignia on his beret
Getakin
yeah you're right. that's about all i hear and most people just say "stay single"
ThoughtfulSatan
Yeah I have seen it way too often, from both Marines and their SOs
zenatsu
Can confirm, am single soldier, drama free and enjoying my existing bank account.
ThoughtfulSatan
Same brother
confettiyeti5686
Girlsdoporn.com seems legit
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
I went to highschool with this girl.
AGreedyLittlePig
Congrats, nobody cares.
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
You must care since you commented, and got murked for commenting so you're wrong too.
AGreedyLittlePig
Yeah I'm crying right now. Probably gonna kill my self for losing internet points.
Cheomesh
I went to high school with Missy Stone
TheInternetIsSeriousBusiness
Selena Vargas for those wondering about her name.
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So many E's
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Da real MVP
gbombuh
Anyone have a GDP episode number for her?
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DownvotesAreFun
You are like Santa Claus. Bringing free wanks to everyone.
LukeIsSkywalking
Interesting point
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Dippin' Dots
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For science...
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Ha
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Is that really the girlfriend?
HalfwayHez
I like that there's always the one person who knows the name. Good on ya mate for knowing the pornstar trivia!
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Dotting the shit outta this!
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thats what I'm talking about
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Hi
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Rather tame video.
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Thanks I will let my friend know
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Same....
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THIS ISNT WHERE I LEFT MY FIRSTBORN SONE
ChaosandChaos
It could've been.
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Department of Transportation
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wellthisjustgotinteresting
We gon bust some myths
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Yeah, myths....
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Myth, MYTH! Yeth? Good grief, it's a running gag...
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What the hell are the dots for!?
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To bookmark for later science
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Fuck my ass and fill it with orange juice.
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GPLink
I'm ready duddy
misterbil
that is a very strange, yet specific, fantasy, I admire it.
GPLink
If you want me can use a cactus aswell
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If you insist
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"Tub Girl"
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For research
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Auto dot
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why am i dotting this
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Poor soldier
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Dotting for mobile reasons
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Well then
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Department of transportation
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TheThirstyMoose
With the power to pray?
itsthevoiceman
If he's not careful, he's gonna get some schmutz in his eye!
Supersteele4
Holy shit I totally forgot about bibleman! I used to watch his show in preschool
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biblemaaaaaaaaaan
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I REMEMBER BIBLE MAN!
YourLordSatan
Otterthusiest
The username... you made my night
Ihavetype2
Go head i dont care
AliBarber
OK fine but unless he joins in too it's just kinda weird
pacifistpickle
This comment made me laugh at work. Good job.
ImBrucemanNoBatwayneFuck
I thought his thing was choir boys.
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highheelfetish
I'm new, what do the dots mean?
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it's so people can look back on their profile and find what they commented on ... her name in this case
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TheManYourManCouldSmellLike
Do you really think I'm that desperate, my morals will not allow me to leave a dot .
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DefinitelyNotASithLord
If there was ever a perfect time to use this gif...
Murdercorpse
As if there were ever an imperfect time to use that gift...
RamshackleAstronaut
I got you one better:
IAlwaysUpvoteDean
Saving this bad boy for later
aidanthib
RamshackleAstronaut
the only gif I've ever made that didn't have hotdogs in it. you're welcome to it.
TheLerf
This comment needs more upvotes..
TotallySaneScientist
Honestly this gets posted on 5/7 of these refrence comments.
SickSickIndividual
Perfect 5/7 times...
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kickliquid
I am replying to you because I want to contribute something meaningful & am not using this post as a place holder for later when I get home.
ImProbablyDrinking
well put.
ProbablyQuotingTheOffice
Same