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Sethtidy
Whenever our science teacher heard someone say your anus he would always reply, "Maybe yours, but not mine!".
Sluggingforward
Let me save NASA the trouble. The answer is Yes
smpat04
The title makes the pic
EllisTomago
They will probably find it.
brokendalek
Sauce: http://bgr.com/2017/06/16/uranus-mission-probe-nasa/
IKnowWhereSydBarrettLived
https://media0.giphy.com/media/aICwZb9aknGdG/giphy.gif
GoatEmperorOfTheFreeWorld
Is everyone gonna ignore that his name is wehner
924Carrera
Being that Uranus is composed primarily of hydrogen and helium, I'd say they will find it.
BigAZNMan
I can give it to them for several billion dollars
Golduneye
My body is ready
CobraClutch
Teehee
slapdaddysupreme
How did you get this to the front page? I posted 23 hrs ago. I'm asking for a friend...
Kazilik11
idonthavetimeforthiseither
*giggle* he said Uranus ????
ThesePipesAreClean
About. Damn. Time.
BigJB
Giggidy, ohhh right!
Bootohfoostoe
batmansrevenge
Sergei Rypurdikov, that's Mr. Rip Your Dick Off, to you.
DrR5
Well, you're not wrong....
DukeBombadil
I heard they were going to change the name to put an end to those jokes; changing it to urectum iirc0
siannybach
I have Crohns Disease so it'll smell like good old fashioned gas too
BaloneyBob
Yahtzee!
Bourbonkers
Ur looking at the wrong anus. These look like pics of Neptune. The color of uranus is more greenish, and not quite as pretty.
iamtheonewhobones
Been playing the long journey home. you get an achievement for entering orbit around uranus.....
ChefGavinB
Seems legit
ProudAussie
So it's always been NASA kidnapping people and doing anal probes.
LagerLagoon69
okeeffeboring131415
Fake
FlyingDoggo
Probe away, NASA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BumblyWumbly
Hello, I am from NASA. ;)
fullofwastedpotential
At least spit on it first
TheVoteThatUps
Don't worry we got space lube
EClaire1073
LUUUUUUUBESSSSSS IN SPAAAAAACEEEEE
drezrale
It's pronounced Your-in-us or for those juvenile ones, Urine us. You're in us.
Bearmandog
YOURANUS
CamWing
The Latin pronunciation would be closer to oo-rah-nuss. Much better than urine-us.
SlyeFox
I prefer the ancient Greek way; oo-ran-us.
BloodQueef
They should change the name to Urectum
IJustLikeToArgue
Urectum? You barely knew him.
mgm2112
Thank you. This pleases my OCD.
fullofwastedpotential
I'm in what?
Amythyst
Should just call it Ouranos.
mercifulwombat
Both are correct, and the"your anus" pronunciation is older.
drezrale
Actually "Your Anus" isn't older, it is a modern age version. It's Ur-an-os in greek, which is the OLDEST version, which is the most correct
SickOfThisCessPool
That one sounds more like yer anus and less like the others you proposed.
Mistruths
It sounds more like "er" than "yer"
eclect0
You mean the "archaic" version.
eclect0
Hey, did you know that true Middle English is largely unintelligible to modern speakers? That's how much pronunciation changes over time.
eclect0
There are even named movements in pronunciation change. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Vowel_Shift
drezrale
DId you know that Uranus is greek god called Ouranos, which translates into uranus? So this is a greek name.
Memes4Cheap
oh who gives a flying fuck about the pronunciation of something with a made up fucking name
magundi
I cringe when immature boys pronounce a planet wrong.
Memes4Cheap
why
drezrale
Ok Me-mefivesheep
Memes4Cheap
five and four are not even close but i dont have a jif for that