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Apr 28, 2017 3:01 AM
Lannisterberg
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CreedanceTapes
Hahaha that's badass!
faunakate
And the lord said let there be beer. And it was good.
kidfuckmohammad
This is the #hospitality the bible recommends sans note
datginjaninja
Wisconsin!!!
TySty
Not to mention its New Glarus, Wisco proud baby!
Table5
@ironghazi
WorldsOkayestGuitarPlayer
FP needs to see this
Wobbuffettrainer
+1 for Two Women beer
tengosuerte
New Glarus. As a Minnesotan, I'd be drooling. You enjoy those beers!!
housev1l
I usually do that with the desk anyway to get at the outlets.
Urgalicity
Ah yes, the religious leaving sins and temptation for others...
DrunkIrishAstronaught
I'm from Europe, is it... is it an american thing to put bibles in every hotel room? I'm confused.
DrunkIrishAstronaught
Not bibles, but the booklets, whatever.
IsThisAPictureOfOtisRedding
piratejenny
This tweet was made by the person who left the surprise, not the recipient (check the Twitter handle in the letter)
Tacojam
Hotels are getting tricky now. Make you think you get a free beer but in the morning, BOOM $15 beer. Smart.
hilhas1
Last time I looked in the hotel phone book I found a Penthouse magazine.
EliMFrost
Phil had just gotten out of rehab, when he was feeling the urge. He turned to the good book, to find that God had a different plan for him
AbsurdSteak
Remember kids, if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!
notthatguybutdefinitelythatguy
And the lord said "Eh, close enough.."
Murrdogg
Read that in Bender's voice
otternonsense85
Love New Glarus, from Illinois
redheadsaremykryptonite
My mom always put money in bibles, I thought it was stupid.
popopocelot
At hotels or at home? If at hotels, maybe she figured if you're that desperate for comfort, you could use a little hand out.
redheadsaremykryptonite
Sorry, but you put your family first, and she constantly gave money out to fake churches, and thought that would be act of penitence
ajpimpsalll
I'm SURE the maid who breaks them all next time she vacuums will be super excited...
hydrochlorothiazide
Yeah the only time furniture is moved is before intense inspections or other rare occasions
BeeAtPeace
I doubt the maid would move the furniture to vacuum unless there was an obvious mess there. They really don't have much time for each room.
UsernameNotTakenYet
My thoughts exactly
TheClonesOfDrFunkenstein
That beer has probably been there for a long time...
Lannisterberg
he just put it there tonight
TheClonesOfDrFunkenstein
Then it's going to be there for a long time.
Lannisterberg
haha! probably!
mehsufficient
Thus a trend was born
fluhatinrapper
Jesus made desks, Jesus made wine. I see this as fully approved by the Lord.
squishcat
I like this.
RosyQ
My thoughts exactly.
TrunkMonkey7
Let's hope so
s8008
Totally gonna do this next time and I expect to see others having participated.
matticusspraypaintimus
Even atheist will start looking at the Bible now
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
I'm sure, ironically. Atheists have read the Bible more than the average Christian. It's the reason most Atheists ARE Atheist.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
, not . Punctuation is hard.
kumaclimber
Some times I'm desperate for rolling papers
DinoQueenJoules
I regularly find money in hotel bibles. I assume they are places at people favorite verses
HelloCaspar
The Bible is the producer of many atheists. :)
wadenelson1
Like a sword, the message of the Bible divides people into one of two camps. Those who choose to serve and love others, versus..
awindingland
Seriously, I didn't start questioning the religion I was raised in until after I read the Bible front to back, and I was wtf so mindfucked
phoenixfromashes
Did you start following this random act of kindness guy on twitter?
Lannisterberg
haha i've been following him for a while. he's... not known as that on twitter lol
soulmercenary
Ahhh! The beer lord. One of the lessor known deities.
shimmernshine
Monks celebrate fermentation and it's products as proof that god exists. See also Trappists and Abbey ales.
soulmercenary
I'm not religious, but I'll be dammed if this is just a series of random events coming together.
shimmernshine
I feel the same way about cheese.
Titothefrito
Woah a New Glarus beer besides Spotted Cow? It's a miracle!!
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Titothefrito
While I have to disagree that Spotted Cow is their worst, I do really like their others as well.
HoCroBro
Two women make a great shower beer. Actually, most beer is good shower beer.
Titothefrito
Amen, brother!
spacenub
Free beer is best beer
Solivoid
It's not free if you're sensing the urge to pass the did over, buying more beer for the next fella.
DemSumBigAssRidges
I don't think I'd ever drink strange, hidden hotel beer...
HosniMubark
Cold beer is your second
YesterEve
Im surprised that free beer didnt end up on the carpet.
engineertobe
But how old are they
theluckyking
Anything free is worth saving up for -great grandpa Alphonse
TheTwoTonNinja
YES! I love that movie!
FirstThingThatCameToMind
but its warm
feeltheice
Some beers are ment to be enjoyed at room temp.
theycallmeMrGlass
There's usually a mini fridge in hotel rooms
DaveDominaish
FREE. BEER. BEST. BEER.
brknsoul
Did spacenub stutter? FREE BEER IS BEST BEER.
Monkeyfighter
Most hotels have ice rooms.
nathanpietrobarton
I found a dress hanging in the closet once. It was a little snug, but it fit.
Dakralai
How was the crotch area? Enough room for your penis?
Apelehamamama
Is that the day you came out of the closet?
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Lotta people interested in men with tight dresses here.
Iamnotacreativeman
Was your dick showing?
Nikolai5
I've tried a couple of dresses on in my time and hiding the dick bulge is impossible. It practically accentuates it.
mkingi
Gotta tuck between the legs like a frightened animal
Joylove
The dress was not only thing in the closet it seems.
ThySausagePrince
Don't haveta be gay to want to look sexy.
HypnagogicHallucinations
Geez, how tiny was that closet?
IMissedTheJoke
Omg he was talking about the dress fitting on him not in the closet. (Name)
HypnagogicHallucinations
Well, obviously he came out of the closet. I know that couldn't have been easy for him. So proud!
GoCorral
Did your balls look good in it?
oratoriotangram
Pics
manslut
Here here!
oratoriotangram
Wanna see my dick gif?
ImTotallyNotTheNSA
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Wait is it your gif or your dick?
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
What the hell, why not.
Kork
Warm beer...my favorite.
umbrellamaker
That wendy chick mentioned something that would help with. I can't recall right now but it's like not a freezer because their meat fresh
CommentMalone
Better than no beer
ButCanTheyBeatGoku
Everyone knows the two best types of beer are free and cold.
Lannisterberg
haha that was my first thought as well!
demonic
Can't complain if it's free!
JerryGergich
The best beer is free beer. The 2nd best beer is cold beer.
demonic
The 3rd best is if happens to be your go to beer!
diamondsearcher
Honestly, yes. Yes, it is my favorite. Dukes up. Wus gud?
Skarekrow13
I actually kinda enjoy room temperature beer, but it has to be arrogant basturd or Guinness
Skarekrow13
Bastard
jcarn
Funny, I've never enjoyed guinness at any temperature
Skarekrow13
I've met a few people that felt the same, it's not for everyone
misterbookman
If only there was a machine that dispensed ice and a bucket to put it in?
pineapplepuppy
You mean, a bucket of stale water to bob beer bottles in?
Pengarr
Or some kind of..."electric ice-chest" that used the miracle of science to keep things refrigerated. What would one even call such a wonder?
astrangehop
We'll make millions once the eggheads figure out how to make my 'Colderizer'!
Sitraka
what about the Coldazinator ?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
the "reduce an object's temperature through the act of thermal equilibrium" device!