These Drivers Have Never Seen a Safe Driver Discount Epic Gif Dump

Mar 25, 2017 6:29 AM

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Tu-tu, auto, vrag ti piz odnija

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Dog Tax

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Second Dog Tax

A car tried to cut me off in traffic yesterday. They tried to drive down the median and cut in front of me (no room). They ran into a cop.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#32 is what I would have done to that asshole too. Who the hell just jumps on a persons car, damages it then expects to just walk away?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

These are great, but some of these drivers are very lucky to be alive!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I hope this person dies a horrible, painful death for thinking this is okay. v

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was a 92 year old man who panicked after the first collision. Probably shouldn't be driving but.. kind of horrible for you to say that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have so many questions, but the answer is probably always the same. Stupidity.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

...and/or alcohol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Oh dear.."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On a one lane road never pass on a corner. Only pass on a long straightaway.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Double yellow lines = do not pass

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

On a one lane road, never pass, ever -- there's only one lane!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is a lot safer to do it that way and i would always recommend that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how #17 just decided to fuck up a parking lot. Anyone able to explain #38? Awesome post @OP!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#18 but yeah, that was painful to watch...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#6 and #54 are same lady?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i don't care if she is or not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she is now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 undercover cops!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That one is magical.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the ones where the cops just happen to be in the right place at the right time!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#60 *slowly closes window*

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#63 If the guy wanted to parl there, he did very well

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Like a glove!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like a glove!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*park

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

can't park on an on-ramp.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#36 was so busy being a dick, he didn't realize he was about to get railed!

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Ooooooohhhhhh! Yeah he is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heh

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Railed

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All of these are making me yell. Just stop! Dont keep hitting the gas! Oh my god!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Some of these make me think there should be a legal punishment that permanently revokes your license without possibility of getting it back

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

like #1, #3, #9, #12, #18, #23. "Nope, you're clearly an idiot. No more cars or motorcycles for you, EVER."

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

To be honest... most of them in this post should be permabanned from the streets.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Perhaps with forced sterilization and permanent revocation of gun rights as well? I mean if you can't handle one dangerous tool... /shrugs

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

forced sterilization is different to me because it is a permanent alteration to the body. But permanent revocation of gun rights? absolutely

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sterilization actually isn't permanent. IIRC women can get their tubes untied, and vasectomies do heal in a surprising number of cases. ->

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With a bit more time fully reversible male sterilization ought to be do'able. We still won't be able to fix stupid then, however. :-/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an insurance agent, I'm fairly certain all of these are clients of mine.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is that why you say fuck all the time?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's definitely high on the fucking list.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#64 made my day !

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Suspicious cut, but excellent anyway

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

And we're so close to autonomous cars! These folks need them ASAP

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They would drive so so so so so much better than alot of idiots on the road, but that's the thing. They don't take into account the idiots

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#48 That's one way to break up with somebody.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Anyone know if she was injured? Since she didn't get back up I'm assuming yes.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think you can see her head pop up over the top of the silver car, but then nothing. Maybe she's inujured and standing against the trunk

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All im wondering is how the fuck something like that happens? Sudden retardation occurs and only thing brain can do is jam the throttle down

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

As we've learned from the parking gifs, some people just cannot maneuver vehicles. They may have intended to back out but....this happened.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My guess would be mixing up the pedals. But based on the response after... maybe just an arsehole with creative breakup methods.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I blame it on the steering. They should've straightened it out but kept it turned.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that too. Looks like they went to brake a bit so they could straighten up, but hit the accelerator and then... instant douchebag.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

This made me laugh for the first time today (it's 4:59am)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where did you get this gif? I favorited it to use in the future. Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of these people don't half-ass it, they fully commit to fucking up.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

OP missed this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=758Y3qGecX4

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#18 especially

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Why does other peoples pain and stupidity bring me so much joy?

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

The Greeks experienced the same thing watching plays. Named it catharsis.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The term you're looking for is "schadenfreude".

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I knew the Germans had a word for it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought that was being embarrassed for someone else?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#62 to be fair, he split the gap pretty well

9 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 1

I think this is an edited version, I've seen another one where there are some debris. I didn't see any there, might have missed them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frogger Master 9000

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

if the black jeep hadn't slammed on the brakes there would have been no gap to go through.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Respectable breaks and reaction time on his end

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

NFL running back, probably

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No, he didn't hit and kids.

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The SUV braking in the middle has some reflexes .

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure I've seen that level in Burnout 3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#17 almost made me spit up my cereal laughing so hard. Probably someone's last moments alive. Classic humor!

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 8

Ah, what could be funnier than someone making a mistake and dying for it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that is why seat belts are a thing

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

"CARCKSOOOOON! You insufferable pillock!"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

He'll be fine. Rub some dirt on it, walk it off, don't be such a pussy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Naw man he's just playing a game of Tuk Tuk Goose.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you even watch it? Scroll over the "17" in your post. You can see that the person is absolutely fine aside from a banged head.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Totally fine! Cause concussions, whiplash, brain bleeds and aneurysms aren't things!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Omg all of these are proof as to why we should be extinct, but #35 takes the cake

9 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 5

She is an old Woman

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

I had a friend suffering from a concussion that broke down crying realizing they had done this four times

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Why were they driving with a concussion?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah. They didn't know they had one though. The symptoms were delayed. Things get wonky with head injuries

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some ppl...I drive like an ass hat. 0 accidents for 11 years. Only 1 on track... Weight transfer to front tires that were way over max load.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I admit to having pulled around to the same wrong side again - once. Not 4 times like the driver in $35.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's the wrong symbol bud

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The real cake-taker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuRCUJoX5Yg

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh my god. Fucking shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In future, you may prefer to link this version instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SFTWsaLdlM

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck! Crazy but towards the end all i could think is that one security guy needs to buy some non slip shoes!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The woman in #6 is like "again?"

9 years ago | Likes 377 Dislikes 6

It's probably because she's LITERALLY in shock...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

Fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuuuck-k-k-k. Fuck. 3rd time this week.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She looks like her GPS just told her to turn left and she said "Srsly? Welp, here we go!" Then at the end she's "See?? Stupid GPS!!"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hope her next car has new tires on it.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Fuck that gif is really infuriating. No, don't slow down for the wet corner, why would you? Nah, don't do anything to correct the skid.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But let's take a second to appreciate how important seat belts are, this is a perfect example.

9 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

#17 is an even better example on the importance of a seatbelt

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I'll always remember a clip from driver's ed. Car rolls and the guy ends up across the back window with his head somewhere out a side window

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah but I wouldn't really blame her looks like she was keeping pace with other cars and just lost traction.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Her lack of reaction or shock means she's done this a shit ton of times already. That makes her a dangerous driver.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I just can't understand how much stupid someone needs to be to fucking accelerate on a curve, and on a fucking wet one no less.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"well this is a inconvenience"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A day in the life of the asian, woman driver.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

i've seen this before, and someone said she was hydroplaning and lost control of her car.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Haha I skipped the rest of the gifs to come down here and say this.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Me too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha, same here! :D

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, she is waaay too calm. You know this isn't her first (or even her second) rodeo.

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

I interpreted her reaction to be more of frustration. Like she was dissappointed in herself. "I coulda saved it! Dammit!"

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Right after she did the barrel roll, shes like "Fuck!" There goes my 5th care

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Car*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's so fucking Terminator about it. After the crash she's all "I must acquire another vehicle"

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

What even happens here? long curve with perfect visibility and she just turns hard enough to ran of the street to the right?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Asian

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Looks like the road is wet. She overestimated her traction.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I think she drops the right rear into the grass and was carrying enough speed to start a spin/slide, then didn't countersteer.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She was trying to kick the back out but did not correct and went into the grass

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that's just incredibly shitty driving in a bad weather

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What annoys me is that she was lucky she didn't get in a head on collision. She doesn't seem to care or even realize she easily could have -

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

died or killed someone else.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Props to #57 for having a level head and hitting it in reverse

9 years ago | Likes 497 Dislikes 0

That was the first thing I was going to say. Cdl and motorcycle rider in a college town, some make me livid, but #57 was all I needed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one took it like a champ.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Seriously. The only good driving in this whole dump

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

The dogs were pretty good too. Its sad when they drive better than people.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 - note to self to buy a dashcam

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Good thing no one was behind him.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's one I wish I could see from another angle.

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I love the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuki aimbot

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Wow

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Love Time Crisis, f all these kids who don't know

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I agree, I would have probably been like, "Fuck this shit I'm out and bolted front the car

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like if I was in the jeep I've been pouring money into, I'd reverse half a county over... The crapolla, bail and let it die.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only see the big truck Plowing down the street... Where is the reverse??

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh! The car filming! Lol my bad.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Haha you dummy

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Enjoy a good-natured chuckle at my expense!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, #42 too, what a piece of shit

9 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 0

Karma is a bitch, unless you're a mental midget in which case karma is just what the doctor ordered, bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happened in my hometown. Was surprised to see it on imgur! Not surprised another asshole exists here though...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well he might be angry but he's not a liar. His truck says "off road"

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Filming and driving isn't much better

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Than deliberately cutting someone off in a fit of rage? Dunno.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah to be fair the filming was so bad he was most likely concentrating on the road and just pointing his phone the general direction

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*she it a woman with camera, her laugh of judgment makes the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE8dkDWrFaQ

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Teeth showing, because he had to give the finger REALLY HARD so it got the full effect.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm kinda curious why he was flipping off the other driver.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably something along the lines of "How DARE she only go 4 over the limit?!?"

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I have to ask: is it not trashy to have trucks like that in America? Here (central Europe) very few would see it as cool to drive one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy's laugh in the original vid is great.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's what I dream happens to the people who flip me off.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Instant Karma

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have stopped to piss on that guy.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The source video is great because of the girl yelling THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Go on...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/uE8dkDWrFaQ

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Marvelous

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#32 that guy 100% deserved to get run over.

9 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 9

No, it's not 100% deserved. He's just doing stupid shit, it's just a windshield. You don't attempt to murder somebody over that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

It's not the damage to the car that's an issue. The "victim" would say that he was hit by the car and sue.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow, didn't think of it like that. I guess actually hitting him and being sued is different, or being charged for murder.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shoulve hit him in reverse and then do a burnout on his face

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Picturing all the times I did that on GTA..... ahhhh :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that was his goal

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You know he's fucked when his shoes fall off

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah all assholes should be maimed. Get back public executions while we are at it.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

Dis I just watch someone die?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doubtful. He was rolling while being run over which I suspect reduced the potential damage to fractured/broken ribs. Maybe a punctured lung.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No he still moving at the end but pretty sure some people died in some of the gifs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Easy enough to die in the hospital. That's what happened to a girl recently.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone does this to me with their car or on foot, I'm making it worth my insurance claim. As in I will run their ass right the fuck over

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

1) You don't just get to dole out life threatening punishments as you see fit. That's a person, they have family, and people who love them

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 29

This sort of behavior indicates that they don't care about their lives or families, and if they don't care why should "you" care either?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

look at the windshield of that car looks like he cracked it. That's the regard he has shown for my life and my livelihood. Fuck Him

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2) regardless of their idiocy, their life is worth more than your car or your money.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 27

Holy hell, that got down voted quick

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Nah

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Except they are trying to ruin your life. Run him the fuck over and laugh while you're at it.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Would rather run them over a little

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's a certain point where I'm just going to let people collect the stupid prizes they've been earning with their stupid games, sorry.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You actually have a point and I argue with my self what is right.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The group who did that called the cops and they told them their friend got run over for no reason, but the police checked the cctv (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Source?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shhh, dont ask for sauce if its this juicy! Let us have ONE nice thing ^^

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

(2/2) footage and saw who actually started it, because they harassed the driver and attacked him. They were arrested.

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Agreed. He's trying to insurance scam and he'll win so... might as well be injured so the driver is paying for a legitimate reason.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

Except there was a CCTV film....

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shit man, that guy might be dead after getting run over like that :/

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

Looks like his legs just got crushed, my money's in wheelchair

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Not seeing a negative on this. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

We can only hope

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Actually is a light compact car at low sped, i dint thing that had any major injury.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

noone deserves a broken body. there have to be other ways to educate scammers.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 70

This site is pro revenge murder. Along with fat/trans hate and pro child abuse. :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Not really living up to your username there

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

yeah, i'm not that commited to the username.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

username checks out

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You can't fix stupid

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a saddening worldview

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He "deserved" all the potential consequences of his actions. And by golly, he definitely earned that one.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Many people deserve broken bodies and I helped, would do it again.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

1) I don't understand why your getting downvoted. It's not ok to potentially kill someone to "teach them a lesson". You don't just get to

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

yes. there seems to be a disturbing difference in moral values. theirs could be old testament; punishment without the possibility of reform.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

IT IS OKAY IN RUSSIA

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2) hit someone with your car because their stupidity might have raised your insurance rates.

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3) We live in a fucking civilization, you don't just get to dole out life threatening punishments as you see fit.

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