Imagine running from a lion and spotting a hairy tree to climb... Jump up on the tree trunk only to be instantly covered in Harvest men. Letting go and curling up into the fetal position and deciding that it would be better to just get eaten by the lion.
Don't know where this is, but we get them in (utterly harmless) hordes in Arkansas, too. Never seen them quite that *dense*, but I've seen them covering walls or windows. As @ByThePowerOfSCIENCE says, they're not really spiders.
They are really harmless. Used to let them crawl all over me as a kid. They don't have any venom, can't make webs. They are related to spiders but not spiders themselves.
colcat98
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ridureyu
Let them rest! They’re trying to sleep!
HandBananaTonight
Not a big fan of that
nofearkokken
BUUUURN IT!!
Snooj
That's some Miyazaki shit right there.
tEMPuSER632
Imagine running from a lion and spotting a hairy tree to climb...
Jump up on the tree trunk only to be instantly covered in Harvest men.
Letting go and curling up into the fetal position and deciding that it would be better to just get eaten by the lion.
pooFIinger
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TheUnnamedPoet
Let front page deal with this.
arajad
Don't know where this is, but we get them in (utterly harmless) hordes in Arkansas, too. Never seen them quite that *dense*, but I've seen them covering walls or windows. As @ByThePowerOfSCIENCE says, they're not really spiders.
Myothercarisadelorean
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BlackBearChopSticks
I can smell it from here.
oberkrom
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ThankYouForYourTime
Nah, nah, you didn’t have to do this. We didn’t have to see this with our eyes, this was totally avoidable
Junktrunkjunkie
They are really harmless. Used to let them crawl all over me as a kid. They don't have any venom, can't make webs. They are related to spiders but not spiders themselves.
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
This is why flame throwers are not just useful, they are a MUST!
TalanRhodes
HotDogPantsX
Aww! They seem friendly enough. Take a few home with you!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
they are - opiliones aka harvestmen aka daddy longlegs are completely harmless and not even spiders
dearbluey
noooo no no nononono no!
Sebastopol140
It's not hair... it's legs!
dirtybarnacles
TheFishFace
Fascinating but also no thank u
ruint
a fine harvest
DuffyMx
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N ON NO NO NO NO !!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!
wurstkaesescenario
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GiantSquanchy
It's the only way to be sure
foreverinchains
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
not spiders - opiliones
they don't make silk or venom
LydiaLPineault
A tree in the tropics is hot as all heck! Kinda alike South Carolina moss? I'm just guessing! 🕷
turbodog
Don't let the bed bugs bite!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
opiliones aka harvestmen aka daddy longlegs
completely harmless and not even spiders
MeatVegetable
I love them, they're so silly
ionicseraph
And yet still capable of making a grown man cry. It's me. I'm the man.
flamingflamingo
I'm still mad at evolution for giving them legs like this.
TheInfalliblePhallus
If not spider, why look like spider? Lol
Frozenspokes
Not spiders!? I've been lied to my entire life! What the hell are they?
zerogenix
aphids
alittleglassvial
They are of the arachnid family so share a lot in common, but are technically just a different evolutionary branch.
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
Arachnids, just not spiders. Similar to how scorpions are arachnids, but not spiders.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
no silk or venom glands
Mobiledeath
Just fucking legs
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
sure, I won't kinkshame