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Dec 11, 2017 10:13 AM
sensualG0gurt
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FatNibba
That last pic; is that the bitch from Phineas and Ferb?
Tolerk
#13
BraveSlayer
Jesus! I laughed so hard at the Arnold one.
Hurairahisacat
That neck gave me a boner. Is that weird?
SorDavos
I understand #8 is a joke on the Marines, but fuck you for mocking McDonald's employees.
MisplayMastermind
He's not even serving crayons...
somethingnotyettaken
#10 I have never seen the show, but.. WHERE IS HIS MOUSTACHE?!
YourLordDrewcifer
IT'S LIKE NO ONE EVEN NOTICED IT!!!!!!!!
fred3299
Holy Moly, TONY CHACHERE, i'm in Canada and looking for this stuff for years now. The pics shows snow I live in snow too
WhatDeanerWasTalkingAbout
i don't know if they ship to canada, but you can get it at cajungrocer.com
Drewscifer
Calcium Chloride FTW fir de icing! -62 degrees F
Laeryc
Isnt that DJ HangMan
SugarSmack
Nice dump, I laughed out loud twice. You don't know me, but that's a high compliment.
sensualG0gurt
Well thank ya!
msyo
But how do you say I love you in Irish?
rykinpoe
#3 Tony's would work. That shit is saltier than the Dead Sea.
maliciousGman
And fucking awesome on popcorn.
EllenLRipley
My imaginary friend doesn't get the North Korean one...
Felderburg
I called the cops. ...they were not impressed.
Cereaza
#8
willworkforbreakfastburritos
+1 for title alone
Hutchy01
Looking at #24 I'm starting to suspect there's a standard dictator moustache.
ConnorDober
that transphobia made this a lot less funny
Retromorphic
Very informative dump, I definite feel more intelligent now.
CroissantMagnet
#3 why would you need salt you? that's like 2mm of snow just get a broom ffs
ParksAndRex
D A T N E C K
Idrinkforevil
#3 In Baltimore they use Old Bay
knicktard
ESTOY POOPIN
UncleAIex
My whole girlfriend's family is #1 for me.
VolatileManiac
Upvote for #14
Lesbiansass
Cousin is somehow still very attractive despite being a giraffe
dcfrenchstudent
her family line has evolved to eat burritos and tacos without spilling anything on their shirt.
SanKa13
Google Carisha, then you’ll see what an atractive giraffe is
SwordCunt
RodehardPutawaywet
She kind of looks like one of the Olson twins... Way after Full House
TacticalBacon00
*sees waiter, cranes my 30ft neck towards him* "ya could i get a ton of fucken leaves"
Theboyacrosstheway
I love this. Thank you for the chuckle
sleepingCell
This comment becomes better out of context
godcixelsyd
I don't associate with... Looong-necks
dinosaurchickennuggets
One of us
drgnmn
Are you implying that giraffes aren't attractive?
Manwartooth
Ban him from this site
accujimmy
Did you just.....
drgnmn
I did just, but what did I just did you did reference I'm not sure. So which just did did you just reference?
strumfooligan
https://media.tenor.com/images/d213cc0fadd5b0aa5d088c2b8cd6dc47/tenor.gif
Lesbiansass
Roll tide.... Rawhide? You mean Rawhide?
sensualG0gurt
Apparently you've never had to deal with an Alabama Fan, I envy you my friend
nero4ty2
states have fans?
sensualG0gurt
college football, sorry I wasn't more clear
nero4ty2
aahh, got it, never seen it, don't understand why people go so nuts for it, so is Alabama especially obnoxious about it?
sensualG0gurt
Oh god yes, I respect the team, the fans are mostly red necks ????
thickoozymud
#2 is from DIck's Last Resort, San Antonio Riverwalk. The only employer that ever fired me. I wasn't, "Dick material." What do they know.
IrishTemper12ga
I'd love to hear the story behind that (yes, I know what Dick's Last Resort is)
thickoozymud
see above for details. I was a young buck, so forgive me for my discretions.
jamiedBreaker
Would also like to hear story. Applied for the one in Bmore, I am also not a big enough dick. Make a post yo.
thickoozymud
This was in 1988/1989. I had just moved back home and was looking for work. I applied on a Wednesday, aced the interview with experience1/
thickoozymud
Showed up to work on Friday and no one was expecting me. GM came and asked who I was, what am I doing there. Said Dave hired me Wed 2/
thickoozymud
He said Dave quit or was fired on Thursday. They hire me. I work through the weekend as doorman. One night bachelorette party shows up. 3/
thickoozymud
Bride is under age. Said he can't come in. Mom says she is with me, I say no way. Bride asks what she can do. I say 4/