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50 animal tax
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
#37 time to wash your shoes.
ididntwannadothis
#35 vampire fashion tryin’a make a comeback, eh?
pseudokojo
#37 no step in snek
spiffylookingnerfherder
#30 I literally saw one of the Rammstein guys do this at a show. Inflatable canoe, paddling across the top of the crowd. Had a spotlight on him and everything. Good times.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
#39 Never!
badaltarboy
Stellar dump! #13 stumped me for a moment, and then I laughed and laughed and laughed.
Clayman8
#13 the Black Metal subtitle basically just tells me its the cute goth cashier at Hot Topic
Plifplafpluff
#13 I was once a tillslag LOL
KarlPhylos
#13 Black metal
exhaustdead
\m/
qshamtech
#36 Looks better and more useful than a Cybertruck.
The22ndDoctor
#7 You forgot Coke Syrup.
cbjfan
#20 a big one
HelpfulCorn
I get more squirrels on the feeder than hummingbirds
Rufferstuff
#11
BigDaddysMeatWagon
#9 if I recall right it was something to do with making sure he retained his ability to play. Right?
vicvalour
#3 fashion shows are stupid, probably has some BS inspiration behind it, but, it's just ripping off homeless people,
vicvalour
#35 wtf,
riisitauti
#13 Always upvote black metal
exhaustdead
\m/
ConsumerOfStories
#9 Surgeon: "Ope, he's slowing down. Guess we nicked the tempo-ral lobe."
pharmie01
http://sadtrombone.com
Fanaticalmoderate
Fantastic
avertYourGays
#1 Nice.
TakuanSoho
I *just* realized... 🤦♂️
haveanupvotegif
3Davideo
#40 OMG he got circumsized!
aradiah
#2 butter is cool and all but I keep chocolate there
thelastboomer
#15 Is this real or shopped?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
#47 What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Fine them and suspend them!
AMother
Thank you ou
thedarkcanuck
Ear-lie in the morning
Yourname9422
#45 those are real corpses (for anyone who didn't know)
HarrisonTheViking
#4 bros skedadaling
TheAbominableToastMan
#35 pretty sure that's the Ugandan Babadook
cuttlefishsticks
#8 wait are people out there falling asleep without scrolling on their phone in the dark beforehand? Blinding myself with a bright screen in the night has never been a problem for me because dropping my brightness to 0 is basically the first thing I do when getting into bed.
justyouraveragepeacock
Same. Hubby watches and listens to videos on full blast and falls asleep like that. Like seriously, dude... lower that brightness and volume!
LittleChickadee
#9 the patient doing *something* during brain surgery is common, especially a skill like singing or music. It's a real quick way of knowing if the surgeon hits a wrong part of the brain
exhaustdead
What happens then if they do hit a bad spot? Is it just “oh shit, sorry! You can no longer play the sax.” Or is it just a touch before a cut, to test it out before committing?
BoobJiggle
#7 for pretty much every kid born in the '80s, except if you were lucky it wasn't "The Price is Right", it was cartoons of some kind.
If you were crazy lucky, like I was as a kid, mom had a VHS mail subscription to Japanese anime; I got a new movie every week. First was Wrath of the Ninja (if you don't know it, you are missing out, holy hell top-5 anime OVA EVER), then down the list of awesome- Vampire Hunter D, Akira, Lodoss War, Lily CAT, Dirty Pair, Fist of the North Star, sooo many more
BoobJiggle
Mom figured out, when I was in 7th grade, that I had long since learned how to give myself a temperature, at will / on command. (I had actually figured out how to do this early into 5th grade, and I can give myself a fever up to right about 101.5°f (38.61°c), could never drive it higher than that. Can control/increase blood pressure in extremities and my face, wiggle ears, skin on top of head, eyebrows, nostrils, eyes independently, funky faces. I was a weird loner, lots of Lego thankfully <3mom
BoobJiggle
Oh, and like kids could "chicken-throat" to pour drinks straight into their stomachs without swallowing, I could suck air straight into my stomach, and do incredibly long and loud belches on command. I also figured out that if I sucked up enough air and didn't let myself burp it out, I could make myself fart on command.
Was annoying a girl that I had a crush on in 6th grade I think it was, had been farting non-stop for like 20 minutes. Shat myself, didn't do anymore farts for a year or two lol
Neednoggle
#9 man, fuck that. If I were a surgeon I'd just quit right there; nothing on earth is worth enduring nine consecutive hours of saxophone.
Richter12x2
They used to do it with country musicians, but patients all kept dying like 2 minutes in.
TheAvenger2378
He only knows the opening bars to Baker Street!
Astramancer
I'll just leave this here for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez8m4PXksQs
Clayman8
Yeah? Be thankful it wasnt a kazoo or a mouth harp.
Magpiebones
9h mouth harp solo sounds hilarious.