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Apr 29, 2017 4:34 PM
Lukethenomad
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Castriff
I'm imagining this in Aku's voice.
RxFukitall
So someone summoned trump?
88wut
Left out the part where the summoner gets smashed first
GingerrrFlooferrr
That explains Donald Trump...
KnightPezz
You're not here to fuck spiders
YesImkazuma
When lawful evil meets chaotic evil. Lol.
UnwarrantedCalculus
Last time I summoned a demon, it was to play backgammon, so I can understand his confusion.
VanDerGroot
Well this would certainly improve things.
Aristolochia
Acid is a hell of a drug.
epoke
Demon god: Damn, son, you need to talk?
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Amateur... http://www.sluggy.com/images/comics/970825c.gif
Camelspotting
1997. There's some meme archeology going on right now.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
http://www.sluggy.com/
Xenolith166
That's not a gif, that's a jpeg
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Actually a gif file does not necessarily mean a moving image
Xenolith166
My life is a lie
EkaterineLazaros
Demon sounds a lot like someone in the news lately...
kmikl
2016, really.
PizzaGovorun
HEXADECIMAL
Plot Twist: This happened fifty years ago and he got himself elected president.
PizzaGovorun
That explains the evil part. Doe not explain the incompetence, though.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFER
Fuck, thats where my best mate went. I hear he goes ny the name of Donald these days?
birdpersonisgay
Hi
missreaddevil
Hey... love the username...
PommedeTerreur
Yahtzee with a demon? That's a hell of a time.
aethyris
Are you able to beat 666 pts?
oobecon
That's how you get zeropunctuation
GodEmperorGummy
What about Scrabble? *sigh* Demon, words so unfathomable and horrible that humans minds cannot conceive of them are illegal.
Elithedoge
We did Yahtzee that coming...
Bluekitten03
I did yatzee that coming.
Junktrunkjunkie
He keeps getting 3 of a kind with 6's... he's gonna lose.
kunt5
Yahtzee: Latin Edition
DrHotdogs
Better than playing nazi
CrazedDeliveryBoy
Buh dum tssh
pxpress
Could get dicey
blessedarethecheesemakers
CancerTheMan
No, they cheat.
PirateFroglet
Sounds like something Harry Dresden would do.
ClockworkHorseman
Yeah, but only because Mab was trying to micromanage again. ????
PirateFroglet
I was thinking Chaunzaggoroth who almost knows Harry's full name. With his posh attitude and crab claws, that'd be a sight.
CaspianQuix
Pitter patter...
ninjaoftheworld
That's what I appreciates about you.
CaspianQuix
Ubiquitousdarkhumour
Is that what you appreciates about me?
eksoskel
I'mma need you to take about 10-20% off the top there, Squirrelly Dan.
Ubiquitousdarkhumour
*runs out into the field* YOU'RE SISTERS HOT!
Ubiquitousdarkhumour
I'm blaming the typo on supid ghvidjwbdbifirud8cens autocorrect.
kriegersfortkickass
Conversely, if you could play a board game with a demon, which would you choose?
thedreamersleepsagain
PIT
mkalte666
Twilight Imperium
VainyBangStick
Escape from Atlantis. That was the shit in the late 80's
SizzleFrost
Beelzebub
ArdentSlacker
It'd depend on the demon. I mean, there's types of strategy games I can't handle. Others, I could predict optimal moves for each player. :\
fuckinggoddamnshit
Parcheesi
hobbitbandit
Twister, I don't care that it's not a board game. That would have to get interesting!
StormWingDelta
lol you better be really flexible or hot enough to make the demon's jaw drop and drool. :P
CorneliusCornwall
Clue
tsunayou
ouija?
BushiestCream
Chess. With @DeltaDin cause she's devilish enough
PinstripePotoroo93
Mouse trap and I'd make him set it up. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha
StormWingDelta
Are you sure you want the demon making the Mouse Trap board custom setup? O_o
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Which demon? Or which board game? I'd choose Don't break the ice, with Legion. :)
AlBacon
Chutes and ladders.
FoxGodRecords
Parcheesi and then Risk.
GnomeAnn
I thought you were asking which demon we'd prefer.
FidgetFeets
Sorry
DarthPalpatine
Jumanji.
ArdentSlacker
*slow clap*
dirtydust
Mouse Trap. Always wanted to play that game
Deoan
Battlestar Galatica. Mostly because I don't have anyone that lives close enough to play with me ;(
byohzzrd
Risk.
Sliibee
Ditto
sagelobu
caylus
BelovedIvory
Cluedo
xcanadiandevilx
Arkham Horror
Thefluffernutter
Something like pandemic where the demon has to cooperate with me and work as a team. I feel like that would be interesting.
GeneTheAwkward
Was about to say that, or Elder Sign would be fun. Maybe we'd do Arkham Horror if one of his demon powers was remembering all the rules.
CziltangBrone
You esank-a mah battle sheep.
SlickerThanNick
Uncle Wiggly
CziltangBrone
I thought I was the only person who remembered Uncle Wiggly. I used to think I had imagined, dreamed or made up Uncle Wiggly.
v3rmilion
A succubus. Oh you meant the game. A sex game.
SickOfThisCessPool
Candyland
bob3242
Axis and ally's
CziltangBrone
The longest-playing board game in existence. Nice. Prolong the inevitable, either way, huh?
yamigrl
Cones of dunshire
hassanshihabkarim19350
Hey I get that reference (insert that gif here)
BoozeHound001
Scrabble. N̞͇̠̗̼̝͎ͮ̌͗e̼z̘͇̱̗̯͚ͦ̒̎ͭͅp̼̰̹̘̣ͣḙ̭̝̰̼̰ͅr͖̖̰̰̫̩͆̓̑̾d̏ͨiͥa̙͖̖͚̱͚͍̎͑ṋ̥̺͚ "Hey demon, no proper nouns."
ArdentSlacker
*slow clap*
ThisIsWhatAUserNameLooksLike
Cards against humanity
samuelBreaker
Fuck yes
BenderBenderBender
You beat me to it...
Gruesslibaer
Ouija.
wackywoohoopizzaman
And then it turns out the demon actually does know the ghost you're talking to
BrontTheGoodBoy
"We know each other! He's a friend from work!"
manslut
Dungeons and Dragons.
EthexC
Me: smite evil. Demon:
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ArdentSlacker
OMG. I'm just picturing them playing SO sarcastically. Partly because they used to know/be someone like that. "I'll smite *all* evil" and 1+
ArdentSlacker
2/2 eyeroll, sigh, and rolling the dice. "Does 23 do it?" And eventually, by the end of the campaign, embracing the cheese. :D
Lukethenomad
Monopoly. Gives me the advantage lol
yeekee
If I don't get the orange and light blues I turn into a raging cunt. Jk I'm already a raging cunt
rob0237
I have 15 different monopoly games. All special editions
kylealex1596
How
mistersaIvage
Buy all the houses and never upgrade.
TerraformTrent
& sit in jail for as long as possible.
MisterLemons
Not even the devil himself could out-ass me at that game...
Lukethenomad
Exactly
MisterLemons
"Pfff, look at that! Staying the night at this luxary HOTEL in where, Boardwalk? Who owns that again? Damn shame, you can't afford that!"