eheheheheeheheheheh
1712919
18452
206
Bismuth
Azurite
Bismuth
Black Opal
Burmese Tourmaline
Chrysocolla in Malachite
Fluorite
Luz Opal
Opal Fossil
Opal
Pink Rhodochrosite
Realgar on Calcite
Rhodochrosite
Rose Quartz Geode
Scolecite
Sunset Fire Opal
The Empress of Uruguay Worlds Biggest Amethyst Geode
Titanium Quartz
Tourmaline on Quartz with Lepidolite and Cleavelandite
Uvarovite
Watermelon Tourmaline
North Korea: Countdown to Nuclear War
http://theimgurschool.tv/1501150-2725
Cardiactor
Someone's watching Steven Universe I see
Elonth
THEY'RE MINERALS!
Notmyprotein
GOD DAMN, MARIE!
ixiserenityixi
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/7b/7bd2fec04287c1ff28c369a8a8e58c6009347a806e965f3952fdbe61a066afb2.jpg
NotMichaelAtAll
These are cool, I should look more into rocks, I didn't look at them before. I guess I just took them for granite.
BilldeTurlock
That's just marbelous.
TheStonedAlchemist
#21 IT'S THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER SEEN! A WATERMELONE INSIDE OF A WATERMELSTONE!
PsychoFox
http://imgur.com/Z0IE8EG
aurafox
Don't spoil Steven Universe characters for me!
PsychoFox
http://imgur.com/17PjFdS
forgofamily
I was waiting for that
vaginaface
My reaction to this post:
FernandoAlonso
Saw your comment, then your username. Life is right.
SpankmyMankey
HNNNG!!!!
AinsleysOilySacrifice
cummingtinite?
6footdildo
that looks painful
GarrettStopMotion
seriously tho, what magic powers do I get by obtaining one of these?
SuharuStormrage
So has anyone replaced that amethyst geode with a penis?
tiffinilovee
Yes.
IntrepidGamer
I see this post gave you a mineral hard erection.
hyappatsuhyakuchuu
Amazing. You even got precum on the tip.
dopestdyl
I think it's actually crying from the beauty
hyappatsuhyakuchuu
I think that's similar. :3
hesychasticextrovert
So is it safe to say you got...rock hard?
thehatjesty
So... About what, a seven?
Vesta1123
Crystal hard*
MaxCafe
http://imgur.com/oOcm8ZK
Kirashiro
Someone found the tesseract.. http://imgur.com/hPdZhGt
cutefrog555
A galaxy tesseract. It is beautiful.
Godzillaismycat
The Luz Opal, #8 , reminds me of the Horse Head Nebula: https://addvoid.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/horsehead-nebula.jpg
ODISY
too bad those pillars were sandblasted away by solar radiation a long time ago...
SithRuleOfTwo
I see this:
clamdringthefoehammer
and now I also see this.
ilander79
Noooooooope.
fen4
Squee~
ADisturbedOne
That gives me more reason to buy that Luz opal then. Thanks.
TheMajesticFlapFlap
+1 for you sir! Now its off to play some metroid prime!!
SithRuleOfTwo
im going to fire up the emulator now since you mention it lol.
TheMrSeagull
I thought I was the only one lol
Madstone
Holy fuck
NightFallX
Metroid!!!!
cutefrog555
This one looks very cool.
Madstone
Holy fuck
ShinySC
"Skreeree" -Baby Metroid, 2079
KapnKershaw
,probably
Xepsurah
https://youtu.be/yoieBktW1uw
Sairvous
I kimd thought it looked like a galaxy inside of a gem
jackwrightson30
More of a nebula than a galaxy to me :)
Sairvous
*kind of thought
vymeria
"JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probably
theclevernamegoeshere
And rightfully so!
ninetalesneintales
I crave that MINERAL
Rollswetlogs
Yeah, I've spent more time googling rocks and minerals than I care to admit..
LeeroyTheBird
Me too. And more recently, inorganic chemicals. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inorganic_compounds
lostnortherner
"Whatever Hank, go clean your rock collection while I steal some stuff"
m15p02h
OP almost certainly planned this
Ittybittyweeniespider
I scrolled down to the comments hoping to find this gem :) +1
monochrony
we require more minerals.
VEpsilon
""JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probably" - @vymeria, definitely
elvmn
"""JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probably" - @vymeria, definitely" - @VEpsilon, probably definitely
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
""""JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probably" - @vymeria, definitely" - @VEpsilon, probably definitely" - elvmn possibly
Amalthea22
"""""JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probawaragagafasfjnasdklfjsdnlgkjn - exceeded character limit...
Elonth
*point out what everyone say so others will think im clever for top comment" -every post ever.
Thejones81
Came here with the sole purpose of leaving th list exact comment. Was not disappointed!
Tubhumping
Mind your own bismuth!
raveracer77
"Dumber than a box of Minerals" - anyone who still thinks they're rocks, probably
OctoPlusNone
"All of these are also rocks." -Geologists, definitely.
AcadiaEinstein
Scrolled down to see this comment. Was not disappointed.
tanizaki
- Michael Scott
ThisUsernameIsntRegistered
I think all of us rushed down to comment that, only to be disappointed by the hundreds of others.
robohouse54
Exactly what I did haha
DanielRadcliffesDeliciousAsshole
Pretty much what happened here
svgrob
I knew it was coming, wasn't disappointed.
LiterallyYourMom
I, too, have seen the television series Breaking Bad.
iliketopostrandomgifs
Best rock of all
Joneseys
I like the I'm gonna protect my bitchin turtle neck with this napkin under my elbow thing he has going on.
NeverEnoughPuppyLove
Rock on!
rankdank69
Crack rock?
thatpooplife
Tiiiiiiight
ChickenandFishMakesAGreatDish
The Rock, rocking a fanny back while rocking his head
Gilgamech
Yo dawg...
PeeteePete
The second best. http://imgur.com/V3ZIaMz
EddyWally4President
Good username
wildpintobean
Damnit Marie! They're not rocks, they're minerals
mozrael
dat subtle head shift, unnfff
Farcrier
I'm rock hard
NonCottonCandy
@TheBOULDER where are you!?
HeavyYeti
Plz no
TheEmperorOfSanFrancisco
@heavyyeti Plz no
mozrael
dat subtle head shift, unnfff
HitlersFather
+1 for leather fanny pack
pmaguire13
IT MOVES
quietrage
Made me inhale a crumb down my windpipe.
coquette007
I knew what it was going to be...and yet I still clicked. +1 for you, my friend.
Whazdee
Hey, Jabroni.
thecheckisinthemail
http://imgur.com/w2Ls3ew
iamwastingtime
new fave gif
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Dat fanny pack
acmesupply
Giggity
WhynotZoidbergwhoopwhoopwhoop
You sir, are funny
SaltyAndBitter
TSSSZZZzzzz-ow!... Scorchin! *Butt slap*
BiggieSmallFry
Minerals *
DingusInTheMCRmy
Oh you.
kazmosis
Lapis Lazuli http://www.gemstonebuzz.com/files/gemstone/tumbled-lapis-lazuli.jpg
WinterIsMaybeComing
I know this one because of the Sims :).
MunsterZero
Now I know what some gaming dice I saw once were supposed to be.
qcfs
I wish it was used more often in jewelry
GaryOwens
Makes one of the best paint pigments for artist's paint.
ThatRandomChickYouDontKnow
All I can think of when I see this mineral is how useless it is in WoW.
bloodwing63
and mc
snowytheteddybear
Realgar on Calcite sounds and looks like a Targaryen
ComposerDude
You know nothing Jon Snow.
illumidaddy
Opal
DBenign
All I wanna be, is someone who gets to see, a giant woman...
aluminumadmiral
A GIANT WOMAN!
CustardFaceKid
All I wanna do, is see you turn into, a giant woman!
CanYouSmellWhatImCooking
http://i39.tinypic.com/29mll5j.jpg
TheGingerDrunkTwatCalledAngus
That was the perfect chance to plug-in "Imgurite".
Aranok
Amirite?
quietlysinister
Imgurite with amirite inclusion.
thisdoghasseensomeshit
georection
thisdoghasseensomeshit
georection
slagath0r
missed chance :(
[deleted]
[deleted]
Tzazi
How about if it wasn't on reddit first they could of. Someone was probably reposting this to reddit m8.
sensualbanana
This has different titles and no watermarks on the images, they're from different sources.
FellOffTheJetwayAgain
The Aether!
KatamariDan
And STEVEN!!
GenghisSwan
https://33.media.tumblr.com/683205b6a86520c6db04efea16ca8d64/tumblr_nn3c3eRMu91urzte5o1_400.gif ♥
InnerMachinationsOfMyMindAreAnEnigma
I'm really happy that other people were thinking of steven universe too
M0RDRED
I know so many people that like this show. Honest question, why? Not trying to be a dick, I've just never seen it.
KatamariDan
At first I didn't think much of the show. But later on in the series it gets so much better.
hashtagformaxim
You mean phteven?
tickledicks
Sairvous
Love that show...
horker
oh hello
bearygoodbears
MunsterZero
I watch it for the Gems, not Steven. https://38.media.tumblr.com/d8d451b44255a23160f22cae47e7fb7c/tumblr_inline_nnplngtDgp1rybo6g_500.gif
benifeddy
I'll be off of imgur and back to work in as early as an hour or as late as...never.
RelativeVelocity
I love pearl.
RelativeVelocity
YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zaelesh
Love this show, Steven is an annoying charactor, But has been getting less awkward over time
KatamariDan
Well he is a kid.
Zaelesh
Its just good character development, This show has alot of potential
MunsterZero
A more polished gem.
Sairvous
I want to see them do more with the homeworld returning plot.
KatamariDan
So do I, but I feel they do silly episode first that add up to the crazy awesome plot later.
bsigil
The Return/Jailbreak was the best episode of the whole series, IMO
Sairvous
I agree. It was so epic wasn't it? I love it when garnet sings an epic taunting song to jasper when she is owning her.
RelativeVelocity
Me too. I'm loving it.
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MunsterZero
It was a rocky birth...
KatamariDan
I lol'd
SirSage
#17 http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/d/d7/PP.png" class="comment__media" loading="lazy"/>/revision/latest?cb=20150224022613
DBenign
You always say you'll be the crocodile, but you never commit!
FaithAlone
#5 Pretty sure Diablo is in that one, be careful guys.
LoopStricken
If it were Leahblo, I'd let her out... ayyyy.
LoopStricken
If it were Leahblo, I'd let her out... ayyyy.
forgofamily
Where are the crystal gems?
Zugoldragon
and amethyst
pmaguire13
rose quartz is there
bardock
dr robotnik stole them
SwoopMoot
and amethyst
WalterWhiteshair
They are truly, truly outrageous.
MunsterZero
Oh, you Misfit!
Zugoldragon
and amethyst
SwoopMoot
and amethyst
SecurityChiefRocIngersoI
Kinda feel like putting some of them into a golden glove and taking over the universe, not gonna lie. Also obligatory minerals comment.
xNexx
Calm down Thanos
xNexx
Calm down Thanos
Veddithedevil
My thoughts exactly
MisleadingInformation
#9 is actually quite radioactive and should only be handled inside a microwave. Be careful OP.
amishgonewild
Cue guitar riff of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag
NothingButReposts
Radioactive radioactive. Wah ahh Aaron oah uhh ohh ready to rock you ready to rock you
poguemahon
It's from Japan, so yes you are right.
sam555100
SON OF A BITCH, I DOUBLE TAKE EVERY FUCKING TIME
johnnyshitknucklez
darn your user name darn it to heckk
zacarroll
It took me WAY too long
OldSwedishGrandma
After Googling for 5 minutes with no result, I went back and checked your username... Sure enough...
IAmRelevantToThis
Same here! God damn this man!
AzarathMetrionZinthos
Given your username....
soggytots
Damn you...take your dang upvote you sneaky bastard
thegriffin88
You beautiful bastard.
jim71989
Got me again you son of a bitch
exurbcowboy
You fucker I love you
MoreMisleadingInformation
In extremely urgent situations it IS possible to be handled with your bare hands, but it leaves your hands stained blue for several weeks.
Ceircra
Did you make that account just to post that comment, or did it just happen to be a convenient situation?
ThisUsernameIsNoLongerAvailableIsStillNotEvenAvailable
These two have been up to this shit for a long time my friend
1millionppm
You two disgust me
upvoteslut
TWICE IN A ROW! fuck i need to get out of here
upvoteslut
TWICE IN A ROW! fuck i need to get out of here
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
TIL minerals have batteries
SavoryToothpaste
Just get yourself some Coffinite. It's the raw mineral that gets refined into uranium. Dress appropriately as you mine it.
mozrael
1. Reference game on point. 2. Ginger like me. 3. Biologist like me. This is a BIT spooky.
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
You must be my evil twin. EN GARDE!
mozrael
Are you kidding me?! We could totally join forces as the Biological Chapter of the Bearded Ginger Brotherhood.
DarkUranium
Welp. Please don't kill us, biologists! https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cuttlefish.png
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
AND WRECK HAVOC ON THOSE SOULED HEATHENS!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Obligatory “false ≠ misleading”. Moreso, info must be at least plausible to mislead.
Flyndaran
Nope. Many have been misled into all sorts of absurd things like religion, anti-vaxx movements, global conspiracies, etc.
lastminute
Ikr, as if we could fit inside a microwave
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I miss @ConspiracyTheory. Maybe they had to lay low for a while.
SoniMax
As a geology student... I need to change my pants. Right after this bulge goes down.
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[deleted]
MunsterZero
Got your rocks off? ;)
Anononononon
Cummingtonite huh?
SoniMax
Cummingeverynight
BaxterBarkTwiceIfYoureInNJ
Same...but no bulge.
SoniMax
Could you drown a toddler in your panties?
BaxterBarkTwiceIfYoureInNJ
Imagining a child drowning in baby batter makes me sad...an adult male "swimming" would be best
RanRah44
I'm a geology student, and take the student part very seriously so I already wasn't wearing pants
SoniMax
Yesterday was Monday so you know, I'm hungover...
SlayerOfTheNazgul
So, on a scale of talc to diamond, how hard are you?
SoniMax
Meh, right now I'm about Calcite...
AbagailJacobsen87
Don't let him fool you...he's at graphite!
SoniMax
Come back later and I'll be at Corundum
Adiktedgottaregisternow
I signed in just to upvote this thread.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
I'm mohs-ly like a diamond cutter.
XenaPrincessPizzaTits
I love geology so much. In the form of jewelry and large chunks of pretty things.
SoniMax
Yeah and I like it in the form of large chunks of Earth
SoniMax
Yeah and I like it in the form of large chunks of Earth
Kehy
I make jewelry. Got extra pants?
SoniMax
I've got a whole closet of them
Cd06771
SoniMax
I can't tell you enough how much that is untrue
Thatoneirish
They're all almost as hard as I am
thatpooplife
Rock hard... I like.
calcleric
-THEBOULDER
SirSage
FIXED #14 http://36.media.tumblr.com/a9c523996376fa068eb7d34523283540/tumblr_nkbol3Oz261txzzezo1_500.png
MrPredator
Swear, every time I try to get into that show I just can't. It has potential, but some episodes just turn me away.
CustardFaceKid
I tried it, really didn't like it. Gave it another shot, and a few episodes in it gets gooooood
MrPredator
I've watched all episodes up to the new ones airing. It's a mixed bag. I want to like it, but I just can't. Better than Uncle Grandpa.
BozoThePie
Was just about to complain about that, thanks.
causality
I can never see that character without thinking about how hot and uncomfortable that hair looks.
PsychoFox
http://imgur.com/USCkdpg
ReptarTimothias
Thank you
MagneticLasso
It's Funny!
Mintipony
RIP every I didn't expect to die
vondeluth
Who's that?
PineapplesArePeopleToo
Rose Quarts
SluttyToast
Your comment doesn't measure up.
PineapplesArePeopleToo
from the tv show steven universe
SluttyToast
'quarts' 'measure'
SirSage
Rose Quartz
Flamerider
Riding her fabulous lion steed named... uh... Lion.
SirSage
I wonder if she had a name for it and Steven just calls it Lion. I'm too lazy to google the wiki if there is one and find out. Plus spoilers
Flamerider
None so far.
cristocanyon
It's from Steven Universe. It's a good kid's show.
ANDSTEVEN
A fantastic kids show. It brings back that sense of childhood ignorance
DBenign
I don't even know why you have to preface it with 'Kids show'. It's just damn good.
Maltruist
'Cause it's a kids show.
DigitalMonitor
What sunset fire opal reminds me of... http://imgur.com/ohjeXut
gaysagaintsfags
I thought it was a fire stone
gfiti
People keep posting it in their collections, though it was already proven that it is fake a long time ago lol
bravecatgaming
*sees your comment* oh this is gonna be cool. *sees NSFW* oh fuck me. *looks at what it is* OH FUCK ME
shadepiece
The picture of bismuth is straight out of every science text book ever. However, that block of florite is the tops.
poguemahon
My mix tape!!!
cutefrog555
That is beautiful.
Falkrana
Planet Krypton in a gem
hoggywartyhogwarts
Your link told me it was nsfw before i opened it... i don't understand why.
pewpewpewboomboom
Please be Cloud City, Please be Cloud City, Please be Cloud City.......yissss
AustynBurner
My thoughts exactly
Mikemikemike23
For a second I thought it was kami's lookout.... My bad.
Thoughtmage
Dude, when you stare into one of those opal specimens its like looking at a picture of deep space.
IPugOnTheFirstDate
why is this nsfw? lol
DAKINGINTHENORF
some guy commented nsfw on it so now that comes up
Samcraig
Hell yes!
SithRuleOfTwo
I like you.
turbotricycle
Agreed.
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
This post is missing the infinity gems
thenakedchicken
http://imgur.com/g3Jxlct
getthismanabeer
Needs more Colt 45.
shadepiece
Pls vote higher. Top shelf my boy!
IvanYackinOff
You're not fooling me. Number 20 is definitely kryptonite
LordofGoats
And I'm pretty sure that #17 is some sort of portal to outer space. Those kids should not stand so close to it or they might fall in.
glacialbae
*out
ihopethisusernamewillbelongenoughsopeoplewillnoticeme
Minecraft players know.
DigitalMonitor
http://imgur.com/dXUb0e6
glacialbae
Hoho... This guy..
LordofGoats
SHINY.
Merced
This deserves more upvotes, can you add in cloud cars and the falcon ?
DigitalMonitor
Like this? http://imgur.com/qHw1UMt
Cuntmuncher3000
Can you also add Chewbacca hanging on to the roof of the falcon?
Brunitski
Jesus Christ tony, let it goooooooo
Cuntmuncher3000
LET IT GO LET IT GOOOOOO
unexpectedplaces
The force is strong with this one.
AbyssalGigantism
A hero of the people!
sgtgooch
Bruh
TrdMrk
Do more!
Boeserbob
niiiiiceeeeee one
Aviasian
Oh wow...magnificent
LordStarkillerHimself
Fukken saved
PixieDoll
You're doing the lord's work
ImJustGod
Indeed he is.
Oxyprime
+1 for you, that is awesome
narwhalz
http://imgur.com/1iXm7bj
Merced
Holy shit, came back to check and here it is, well done!
Celebrimbor
Daaaaamn
ZombiePenguin
You beautiful bastard
whoisthedownvotefairy
Most impressive
skrimple
OH EM GEE
TasteMyFrenchCanadianUpvotes
You sir deserve a tasty upvote !
axelfromthatwierdcountrycalledsweden
got my up vote my man!
IntrepidGamer
got my up vote my man!
axelfromthatwierdcountrycalledsweden
got my up vote my man!
IntrepidGamer
got my up vote my man!
rooble
Holy fuck this guy
sgtgooch
Bruh
CraeteCreate
It will be my pleasure.... ;)