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Wait and see...
Nov 10, 2016 1:19 PM
IWantToLiveInUSA
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sangatster
I could make these, I just don't want to.
einschlag27
2D cakes would be WAY more impressive imo
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Does it taste good or is it just supposed to look good
SwillCipher
i can only think of Corinne vs. Pin
whiskey14er
Looks amazing, taste like Sea Slug penis...
tbow
https://media4.giphy.com/media/VJAGfZHME8QvK/200.gif#12
GreenFox
Who the hell 1)discovered they could do that and 2) discovered they could do it fast enough to make money on it?
thegiraffewiththegreenhat
is this what the kids call "hentai"?
BrojitZu
World's Most Unnecessary Lychees Award
meta666
This comment is totally underappreciated
MillennialTriggers
But can you eat it?
JumballWotersun
PeanutPrince
Reminds me of watching Dr. Pimple Popper prep a patient.
theaxeman
Why do they take a chunk out at the beginning?
GreenGoblinKrunch
It collects the ink as it overflows from the injections.
CassanovaFrankenstein
End result looked way better than expected
fornoxus
When I discovered these, I spent weeks on youtube watching nothing else
Lowlsqwid
I think @op wants to change his name
iSaluteTheeTrollz
I was wondering if anyone else was thinking it haha
IWantToLiveInUSA
I do
bitemycash
That cake now has autism.
Zarf42
That's not a cake
QueenAmy
Or jelly
tofudisan
The cake is a lie.
MirrorLOL
Right? this is a jello mold
ratfinkfuck
ok that started as looking real pointless and came out fucking amazing
Mday
This is like liposuction, but backwards.
Kakakarrakeek
I would feel really shitty about myself when I cut into that.
doodybird
Then get someone else to do it, preferably the caterer.
Kakakarrakeek
It would still feel like I killed a unicorn.
patotheduck
Wouldn't bother me as I'd feel shitty anyway.
Jellyo00oBeans
They look amazing, but I don't imagine they taste very good...
infernopg
they don't. This was posted a while back and someone from japan said they tried it and it's pretty much tasteless since it's only jelly
RenaissanceFaireMan
Probably tastes like jello/gelatin, which can have all sorts of flavor added to it.
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
It's hardly a "cake" then is it?
RenaissanceFaireMan
"jelly cake"
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
I still don't get the point of calling it an anything-cake. It's just jelly. Why not simply call it what it is?
kanihaznaiph
Japanese don't typically eat things as sweet as Americans & probably Europeans. Probably has a faint hint of sugar or lychee (white balls?)
infernopg
as far as i remember they have no flavor added
FaolanMacduncan
unless... they do.
infernopg
yes and sushi chefs don't spray their sushi with ketchup..... unless they do. see that logic? the jelly is traditionally flavorless.
kanihaznaiph
Most of the flavor is probably in the white-ish balls they put in toward the ends, looked like lychee.
infernopg
yeah, it's lychee but the jelly itself has no flavor added it's tasteless unless you bit on one of the lychees
CalemvirReaper
Anyone else made weirdly uncomfortable by the viscous way the surgical instruments were used on that jelly?
Vesane
I know you meant vicious, but that's actually very similar to technique for Local Anaesthetic infiltration
BlackberryCobbler
It's very viscous though, it's jelly.... ;) Had to use them that way...
Fluffycorn
can you make 2D cakes???????
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chimchim666
that's exactly what they meant
TheIceMaiden
...pancakes? Maybe?
Zarf42
Crepe
BanzaiRun
No, it's true!
UpVoteAllDogs
That looks like soap
Bobha
Reminded me of the marsh fields from lord of the rings personally
GaryTheCuttlefish
Probably tastes like it too.
GorillazFanatic
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
You look like soap.
Goku
Plot twist: we are all soaps with conscious
confuzzledtuna
You are the only person who has ever used my favorite form of arguing +1
dylandylandylandylananddylan
savage
prairiedoggin
Why are we not using gloves??
dogenuggets
Because people wash their hands before preparing food? How many chefs do you know who use gloves?
urvogelarts
All of them, most of the time.
Ilraei
The guy at Chipotle isn't a chef.
urvogelarts
Glad I don't work at Chipotle, I like actually eating the food at work lmao
rbudrick
Also, ain't nobody actually gonna eat that.
youreathing
Like the "good soaps" that you weren't allowed to touch.
Placeboy
When I was a kid, I accidentally put a bath gel in my mouth thinking it was candy. Ragrets.
ShitPostKing
One ragrets?
SuckItBlue
I once drank bubble soap because I thought it was water and I was thirsty as fuck. Much like most of imgur.
youreathing
Well done.
usersubnsfwaddict
Fuck you, grandma! I do what I want!!!!
uglyninjaturtle
Do you kiss your grandmother with that mouth
ImSimplyAChairLeg
No but I kiss yours with it
uglyninjaturtle
I don't mind, my grandmother does needs some love as her husband passed away 2months ago and is lonely spending most of her time at home
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Grandma @NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior is cursing!
KommanderKrebs
Those who die are justified.
usernumbersix
ginastringr
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
Hah!
PourMeAPuppersPlease
Haha! brilliant
ShirouBlue
Oh goddess, that's my face
memania44
This is best
icicledrops
I needed that laugh....still laughing
GoProHeroMan
This is golden
chopper35
tobayyy
I didn't know I needed this picture in my life...
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
The more you know!
blackburrd
Stolen
Dsharppe
Actual chuckle at that one. So good.
Paneka
Exactly what I looked like!
Blorgish
When you think you might want to try it but it just looks kinda nasty and you can't tell the flavor of clear
heysniz
Maybe it's pineapple, like clear gummy bears!
z3lfmoord
Those are the yellow ones, clear is pina colada...if you're buying the good gummy bears.
AscensionCore
Haribo?
heysniz
I've heard the sugar free are just a blast of flavor.
LifeSmell
I laugh at this every time
proileri
Ok, this is genious. Possibly not very tasty, but genious.
SparklingCockWaffle
My ex used to make these. They are OK. You need to REALLY like jello if you want to enjoy them
sorrybutt
...like a genie?
HarryTheCaveman
You know the clear jelly you get between the pastry and met in a pork pie? That http://i4.cdnds.net/14/08/618x550/pork-pie.jpg
Verldemert
It's not like you want food to be tasty anyway. It's much better that it's pretty, you know, for instagram and shit.
rugmiem
allegroconspirito
Especially for shit
PharmSoHard
Nah its delicious. The Vietnamese ones with Pandan flavor are bomg
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
whats pandan!?
PharmSoHard
Its a leaf from SE Asia, to me its kind of a rich creamy coconut flavor. I grew up on it so I love it! An ice cream shop in Portland uses it
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
whats a portland?
PharmSoHard
Oh sorry haha its the city I live in! Portland, Oregon.
PharmSoHard
I meant to say bomb omg, but there you go.
Cheeseweenie
Vietnamese people make these very often for birthdays, and they're super delicious and actually sweet. The balls she drops in are fruit!
paklexx
Lychee is what she is dropping in
carolinaguuurl
I thought they were those little onions gaack
guywhosaidthat
When I drop in balls, they are not fruit...
jackbinimbul
But are they delicious?
cutieerica
Or salty?
iknownotwhatispeak
Or schweddy?
rustylongsword
*genius
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cbjfan
Genius can also be an adjective
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Now he didn't claim that he is a genius.
Dani52885
Genious*
rectified
Gelatinous*
proileri
Lol, true. 2nd language.
VodkaReindeer
And I thought you were referencing another commenter that made the same mistake a couple of days back.
proileri
Hmm.. that must be where I got it, then!
FlapWithMe
I've tried the miniature ones they sell at mexican panaderias, and they're pretty good. The clear part tastes kind of like a lime jell-o
lordwank
Jello is boiled animal offcuts and bones
GregorCorgane
Yeah... And it's delicious. Your point?
Krympehl
Vamos a la panaderia!
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Ooohhh. And the coloring that's inside, is that just like a really thin icing?
sixtyfortysoo
I'm assuming it may be coloured/flavoured jello..I googled it seems to be the case
buttcrackula
I can't stop giggling at your username.
Vinetabasco
Christ i am actually love with your name
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Hehehehehe yours is getting chuckles from me as well!
KnucleheadFlow
"...no, no. I'll take a new one."
ItsTime4it
Stab ! Squirt. Stab ! Squirt. Stab ! Squirt. Stab ! Squirt. Stab ! Squirt. Stab ! Squirt. Stab ! Squirt. Stab ! Squirt. Stab ! Squirt.
shalabar
Strangest IVF procedure I've ever seen.
Z5LG0
Shank, Insert, Shank, Insert!
marmotosaur
favouriting this!
7hatsBollocks
Isn't that also the sound of bedbug love?
JARKB
I can't decide if this is about sex or killing people.
walkerrocks10
Rafi Bomb
KuteKittenKoats
Oh so you saw me and your mother last night I take it?
CluelessAmerican
Just like my sex
ucantreadthis
This also describes how my son was made.
SoSpooky
Who puts a bayonette on a squirt gun
Grudgebearingmidget
The same kind've manly man that gets pissed and demands to know where the bayonet goes on a flamethrower
GrundyScrubber
The subtitles for my favorite porn.
itsapieceofshit
Spoiler alert!
Sinisfun
You just described my first gay sex at Christian summer camp
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
If you know what I mean.
cichy
Sounds like Peter Dinklage talking about GoT http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aXpqBOV_700b_v1.jpg
OfficerFuckYou
Ah, prom night.
tittiemcjiggleboots
Sounds like my Thursday night
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Bad idea leaving DNA evidence
earlobe
laughed audibly in my office. +1
HustonVogle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvUBENQ-pco
Treefur
Dude, masturbation isn't suppose to involve stabbing your hand with your dick.
HunterSgath
How else is Jesus supposed to masturbate?
qwygl
Something something hand holes.
IGotCharlieWork
Stab wound fucking?! Nasty man
Greatwood
Calm down man he's a bed bug that's how they mate.
Greatwood
Huh I don't know which is worse; the fact that nature has institutionalized stab rapes or that I remember that fact
HunterSgath
EGEb
Why Thursday tho?
KillerDuckasaurus
Because it happened on Thursday! It's called historical accuracy!
Sergeantslothus
Because Wednesday is cake night
tittiemcjiggleboots
Standing appointment with @OPs mom.
italianboy23
It's Thursday today...
ItsTime4it
Makes me wonder about his fridays
FrankLake
Most underrated comment of the evening +1
Abomb2933andstuff
Getting rid of the bodies, probably
colinardo
Gold.
PossiblyYourMother
Coko4
Aren't all cakes 3D?
ShaunBon
Ya including this one
LilClavicle
queue x-files theme
Starcatcher1986
Yes, but the decorative elements are often 2d.
JustSomeOtherRando
3D jelly, as in, the Jelly is in 3D shapes you illiterate hound.
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
All jelly is in 3d shapes, no matter what shape or how flat it is.
Ispentfartoolongtryingtocomeupwithausernamebeforejoining
I'm giving you a plus one just for your username. (Is my username witty enough for a fuck you?)
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Definitely, probably because that's the exact reason my username is what it is...
gribbs
Not unless they involve lasers or magnets
MuscleCake
what about pancakes?
greyspears
do you have any?
JesusCrusader
4d
MyUsernameGameIsStrong
This one is like 3D art cake or some thing. Don't want to eat it though, it's beautiful lol
RogueAndPeasantSlave
How can cakes be real if our taste buds aren't real?
SnackMasterRanger
Shit dude does that apply to glue?!
ITookAShitWhileSigningUp
Someone talk some sence out of this guy
ballsmcnadfrop
Yes but these cakes are 3D!
Forge4life
THEY ARENT ALL JELLY!
hammersquirrel
GoodOlSpankBank
No thats a lie
lallapalalable
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/cartoon-cake-hand-drawing-26738442.jpg
Kopar
You're just jelly
MrFunreal
I once forgot eggs. That cake was 2d..
newsguycraigevans
WinterWarrior420
the best kind of correct
galacticboy2009
Marketing. What you've been getting was bad, buy our thing for more, it's better.
CGODO2N
Pancakes aren't.
KhaoticKing
Shut up Meg
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
I came back just to upvote this comment.
HokBoi
I don't know
greyspears
Not the 2D ones.
Dramacian
Shhhhhhh, it is high tech 3000 !
DanteLidge
2d decoration on 3d canvas, yes
jacblake
The preparation....4D.
erikse
But not all are amazing
someonefigureditout
To be fair, this is some next level shit
Rz94rz
Calm down Jaden
died0
Comment of the year, right there.
GarrettMcGuide
Depends on the angle
joyousjes
Only the good ones.
TheGreatBlueHeron
I prefer my mind-bending 4D cakes.
Moonmoonn
Oh damn
browsib
No
Havacado
Not all are jelly cakes.
KailinLockhart
The 2d ones arent
lardlungs
But dis 3-3D
theRAAd
Hey. Don't be reasonable.
ProjectilePolly
I upvoted only because of this comment.
prettya
Should have been Trumps official campaign slogan
amles
Haha why is that so funny? :D
knowitliveitloveit
This is now my new catchphrase. Thank you so much.
Goomba
Wubba lubba dub dub!
BeRad117
Kids these days don't know the struggle of eating 2D cake.
GamesDeen
Not a sheet cake. BOOM!
TheCollectorio
MrRandom314159
No.
DaMinah1337
Shut up nerd
sillybananas
not cookie cakes
UpvoteCharlie
Jakni
Pancakes are less 3D
Sodatwigg
Pancakes?
iTzAwesomesauce
I think they meant to say 3D art
itsclemfandangocanyouhearme
Thank you.
LarsMann
Blew. My. Mind.
TooDumbForRickandMorty
Whoa there Mr. Rich Guy! Speak for yourself
TeamSuperSonics
Ohhhhh burn!
bronsonlug
Tesseract cake!
HoganGunter
Not pancakes.
freshwastelandtrash
Well isn't everything?
QuiteADapperAsshole
Not my Bostonian uncle's 1 dimensional cakes. He always says he's going to go do a line of cake.
Elisabetteh
Hey, it's a different kind of 3D! Everyone should know that.
Snooj
But they aren't all jelly, which is good, because gross.
MrFeltberg
Apparently not
AspenStarbounder
No, this is HIGH DEFINITION 3D
jfatwork2
I too have noticed a Third dimension on every cake I've seen
TylerSully
Show me a 2D cake. Now THAT would be interesting.
OGsatan
You wouldn't download a cake?
GUVMENTCHEEZE63
Not on paper
Yaklin
The good ones are...
bachterman
the title is a typo. obviously he ment 30d cakes.
TimmyDans
Crepes arent...
insnsprtn
I promise you crepes still have a third dimension.
NapoleonDynOmite
Yes they are. While they are very thin, there is still a third dimension.
lintwizard
The ones that come with Smell-O-Vision are 4D.
TonytheStray
4D includes time, not smell.
lintwizard
Spy beg to differ: http://www.firstshowing.net/2011/spy-kids-4-hitting-theaters-with-an-all-new-form-of-smell-o-vision/
TonytheStray
Not sure to laugh or f/p
lintwizard
Depends on whether you're talking to adult moviegoers who don't even know what 2D or 3D actually stand for.
Molvanian
Insert pancake joke here.
SlugCouture
You aint got no pancake mix!
celestedrake
Still 3D.
Molvanian
Your mom is 3D!
celestedrake
Exactly. I am totally not from Flatland.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Not in england they aren't. Useless flat wannabe tortillas.
browsib
They're still 3D even if they're only thin
twigvex
Technically speaking, anything that exists in our universe is 3d.
celestedrake
Unless they are only images of a pancake, they still would have some depth, thin as they are.
10tacles
I feel like pancakes being thick are an American thing.
twigvex
Do Americans say 'flat as a pancake?'
twigvex
Haaaaaaaa! That is literally true and I didn't realise until this comment! Obviously a reference to the 3d design, but well done Coko4!
TheDood5280
Based on your comment I assumed you are a suburban mother
twigvex
Based on YOUR comment, I assumed that OP is a faggot.
twigvex
I wonder who downvoted my comment. Was it you OP?
celestedrake
Cakes can have 3d designs too...icing.
twigvex
Ohhhh shit right there! That is also totally true! Maybe 'cause it's transparent you know? The design is within the volume of the cake.
tabIeandchairs
How high are you
twigvex
Yes