Feb 9, 2020 8:56 AM
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The ship had engine malfunction.
girlfartjapan
Ever get that sinking feeling?
TwoBitGreaser
That looks dangerous. I'd give it a wide berth.
llcoolj
“Lol sowwy” -ship
ljnumber8
That got real big real fast
BigTittyJesus
They don’t seem that big in photos, they’re flicking huge
Pulunen
Things you can say both witnessing a ship approaching and after viagra overdose.
drominius
found the video / audio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeHtHdj9LLA
ultimatekeeper
Wonder why the anchors was not used, it is usually procedures to have them ready in case of emergency. At least in Maersk
pyr666
i saw like 4 heroes.
TomIsTheName
Yh which one are they talking about?
probably the guy who pulled that one person up from the edge of the peer.
atomicbobsbbq
shakeyourbuddha
Ship happens.
chrisscross1948
- Tony Abbott
Iwontdoitunlessido
I'm kind of amazed at how calm the person with the camera is, I've seen more shake in less exciting videos
yippee4x42000
Anytime your boat breaks drop the fucking anchor that’s your emergency break
aris1567
He’s gotta run out of water eventually
fatrat48
Did you flip the video? Lol
HeadJamistan
I noticed that too!
[deleted]
Thruen
but thats a different video of the same crash
Vercci
Obligatory @op is a big reposting knob gargler.
1philthy1
That was so close. What a champion.
mercbrit
BrotherBaconSonOfLoin
Excellent
whydoineedtochooseausername
Looks like the T-Rex got out again.
Klingon00
DisneyCountdowns
Can you think of a worse way to die than being in the water between the dock and the ship, forcing you down until it crushes you.
kojenk
Or getting scrapped along the dock failing to pull yourself up and being smeared by the ship
Tsubodai100
Burning, gut wound, impalement, chemical weapons..... . As AmbroseGudmaker says, unfortunately, the list goes on and on.
Blondebuilder
It seems like you’d have a slight chance if you swam like he’ll to outrun it
DevilsAdv0cate
It'd suck you under probably
AmbroseGudmaker
Unfortunately yes.
theguywhosaidthatthing
Sure. How about showering with your mom?
iHateNicolasCage
All the cartel members in here are taking notes.
Jonataurus
How about eaten alive by a mountain of spiders?
NickRivieraMD
you're an imaginative fellow
Mannus
I would think you would be turned into a smear first.
CuntingtonFuckley
How about drowning in sand?
Superfloofthundercat
Hmmm yes thats nasty
DwightKnight
mikech2000
Cancer, any form of cancer.
canonlyturnright
Saw a guy burn to death when is plastic motorbike tank split open and covered him in gas during a minor crash with a car. I’ll take drowning
DevonGronka
I mean, people used to slow roast a person for hours, or bury them in the desert and force feed them for months. I think anyone with a 1/2
*I should have said weeks. Still, it was pretty awful.
even passing interest in earlier history can come up with a bunch off the top of their head.
Jesterr
Not heard of months, not sure howd that work given excrement if nothing else? I have heard of buried,force fed milk and honey bit. *shudder*
bunny808
Haven't seen speed 2 in awhile
WarlockWithNoPatron
Actually, if you look closely, you can see Peter and the Chicken fighting on deck.
bathsaltsforbreakfast
v
MetalSkeletal
And what a glorious remake it is.
bigbluewrangler
If it fits, I sits
Drakhma
what about the guy who fell into the water?
SalsaCat
If you missed it like me there's a guy who falls as the walkway moves and is hanging on, a guy in a white shirt pulls him up just in time.
Yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah
Where did this happen? I've worked on those river cruise ships. Always thought they wheren't supposed to go in the ocean
hedgehogsinhats
Venice, so the small boat is probably meant to go into the larger canal or something like that
booboobiggins
The smaller one is a Uniworld ship. They do river cruises but also some rare open water instances.
I double checked and it looks a lot like the river cruise boats that apparently go from Venice up the river Po to Mantua
xBufferzz
On board POV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK1Q-s3Q-PQ
concorde77
MikeChi23
Don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
People running in a life threatening situation where others may need help or emergency services may need contacted? Let me film this.
Zack1001
They wouldve had time to do both
GotBannedForPostingAYoutubeLink
I would've just filmed it and not ran around like a headless chicken.
1234qwerty
I’m more concerned about the crew members jogging by. Hopefully they’re running away to get equipment of some sort.
Could've been a senior or person out of shape who couldn't do anything. I guarantee the emergency services knew asap.
Fuzzycat16
It's called self preservation.
Magnum3point141592654
This has been posted several times and this one is flipped horizontally.
AdOculos
wasbannedforidk
Somethings ? y
ATerribleArtist
It also appears to be sped up a bit which is why it's so nauseating to look at this time around
Quaxx
This is to trick @repoststatics
NitramTs
USSTrekky360
Good job you specified horizontally. There I was thinking it was all upside down
rockinloud14
It was actually flipped horizontally and vertically. The original video was in Australia.
allmostthere1234
Did not know that, thank you. +1. So this ones in Greenland or somewhere else?
LazyJones1
PopeyeTheSailor
ive lost all hope for humanity, that one guy though is a start.
My brain is losing its shit because its so used to the original direction
Takethejump
Right, why is that so discombobulating?
Its mainly the camera angle and people running. If the video was symmtrical it would be an issue
Thanks, this was confusing my brain.
XanZi
I like it better this way round. There's a psychology used in film around this concept.
NothingToSeeHereKeepMoving
No no. It just happened on the other side of the dock. What are the odds? I wouldn't recommend that place, there's no safe side.
JohnKillick
Ditto.
Long Live The Empire.
fearandloathinginaz
No man, this happened on the other side of the ocean
ps10405
Based on the on-board video this one is flipped. https://youtu.be/DPcTsih97H4
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
Hope the one guy that fell in the water was ok........
HingOfTheKill
Looks like maybe a dog jumped into the water at 10 seconds in
HapilyDamaged
did you watch the clip?
raingoose
If you scroll through the video manually you can see that the one with the white shirt who knees at the edge pulls him out of the water.
Plat1num
That guy actually saving lives.
eternalturtle
Seemed like staying on the small boat would’ve been fine, saving lives
Kinda a gamble. The boat could have been crushed between big boat and dock, or capsized and sank.
PolarChi
The guy filming however... is killin me with the vertical video thing
KileyBarker
This is like one of the few times vertical is helpful. You see just how huge and tall that incoming ship is!
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Yeah, fuck all those other people running away, not trying to help anyone else.
sorryiguess
Yeah they should’ve all jumped in the water and pushed the boat back.
I don't know... It's a scary situation. I can't say I'd have the balls.
CorrelatingGIF
Fighting your own survival instinct is not as easy as you think.
idontknowhowthissiteworks
Absolutely. When adrenaline is released, your mind is barely functioning, everything that happens is basically autopilot. Fight or Flight.
AttilaIT
Flight. That's the primary reaction. Fight is a trained response, has to be ingrained in someone's behavior. This, or is used as last resort
It depends on the person. I would for sure help as many as I could before it was too late.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
Have you been in a situation where your life is in danger ? because if not, i am pretty relevant.
Does a combat tour in Iraq in 2004 count? Just north of Baghdad. I think I’ve learned enough about myself to answer this question.
SirTinypants
How do you know?
It is a rarity. I'd like to say I would too but you never really know what you'll do until you're in that situation. I can't really blame 1/
someone too much for succumbing to fear of death though.
flyingmonkeystick
I may be missing something. Who is saving lives here and how are they doing it?
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I’d say it’s the guy undoing the rope of the little boat while the big one is coming right for him. That could have ended badly.
IAnswerYesToDumbQuestions
Where?
NorberttheNutjob
Hes not undoing a rope hes pulling a guy out of the water. 2 on the gangplank one falls
Oh shit. Yeah you’re right. I didn’t notice the guy come out.
Right down to the wire also
prosper020
At ~10 sec lady jumps off the small boat and hangs on dock. Guy in white shirt stops and pulls her up so she doesn’t get crushed.
Thanks, saw it now.
TheSaucyCrumpet
It's actually the dude in black tshirt and trousers that runs past the camera a few seconds later who he saves.
Fair enough. Didn’t pay attention to that at the end
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That dude was an idiot
rumandbass
Ever been in a life or death situation before?
girlfartjapan
Ever get that sinking feeling?
TwoBitGreaser
That looks dangerous. I'd give it a wide berth.
llcoolj
“Lol sowwy” -ship
ljnumber8
That got real big real fast
BigTittyJesus
They don’t seem that big in photos, they’re flicking huge
Pulunen
Things you can say both witnessing a ship approaching and after viagra overdose.
drominius
found the video / audio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeHtHdj9LLA
ultimatekeeper
Wonder why the anchors was not used, it is usually procedures to have them ready in case of emergency. At least in Maersk
pyr666
i saw like 4 heroes.
TomIsTheName
Yh which one are they talking about?
pyr666
probably the guy who pulled that one person up from the edge of the peer.
atomicbobsbbq
shakeyourbuddha
Ship happens.
chrisscross1948
- Tony Abbott
Iwontdoitunlessido
I'm kind of amazed at how calm the person with the camera is, I've seen more shake in less exciting videos
yippee4x42000
Anytime your boat breaks drop the fucking anchor that’s your emergency break
aris1567
He’s gotta run out of water eventually
fatrat48
Did you flip the video? Lol
HeadJamistan
I noticed that too!
[deleted]
[deleted]
Thruen
but thats a different video of the same crash
Vercci
Obligatory @op is a big reposting knob gargler.
1philthy1
That was so close. What a champion.
mercbrit
BrotherBaconSonOfLoin
Excellent
whydoineedtochooseausername
Looks like the T-Rex got out again.
Klingon00
DisneyCountdowns
Can you think of a worse way to die than being in the water between the dock and the ship, forcing you down until it crushes you.
kojenk
Or getting scrapped along the dock failing to pull yourself up and being smeared by the ship
Tsubodai100
Burning, gut wound, impalement, chemical weapons..... . As AmbroseGudmaker says, unfortunately, the list goes on and on.
Blondebuilder
It seems like you’d have a slight chance if you swam like he’ll to outrun it
DevilsAdv0cate
It'd suck you under probably
AmbroseGudmaker
Unfortunately yes.
theguywhosaidthatthing
Sure. How about showering with your mom?
iHateNicolasCage
All the cartel members in here are taking notes.
Jonataurus
How about eaten alive by a mountain of spiders?
NickRivieraMD
you're an imaginative fellow
Mannus
I would think you would be turned into a smear first.
CuntingtonFuckley
How about drowning in sand?
Superfloofthundercat
Hmmm yes thats nasty
DwightKnight
mikech2000
Cancer, any form of cancer.
canonlyturnright
Saw a guy burn to death when is plastic motorbike tank split open and covered him in gas during a minor crash with a car. I’ll take drowning
DevonGronka
I mean, people used to slow roast a person for hours, or bury them in the desert and force feed them for months. I think anyone with a 1/2
DevonGronka
*I should have said weeks. Still, it was pretty awful.
DevonGronka
even passing interest in earlier history can come up with a bunch off the top of their head.
Jesterr
Not heard of months, not sure howd that work given excrement if nothing else? I have heard of buried,force fed milk and honey bit. *shudder*
bunny808
Haven't seen speed 2 in awhile
WarlockWithNoPatron
Actually, if you look closely, you can see Peter and the Chicken fighting on deck.
bathsaltsforbreakfast
MetalSkeletal
HeadJamistan
And what a glorious remake it is.
bunny808
bigbluewrangler
If it fits, I sits
Drakhma
what about the guy who fell into the water?
SalsaCat
If you missed it like me there's a guy who falls as the walkway moves and is hanging on, a guy in a white shirt pulls him up just in time.
Yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah
Where did this happen? I've worked on those river cruise ships. Always thought they wheren't supposed to go in the ocean
hedgehogsinhats
Venice, so the small boat is probably meant to go into the larger canal or something like that
booboobiggins
The smaller one is a Uniworld ship. They do river cruises but also some rare open water instances.
hedgehogsinhats
I double checked and it looks a lot like the river cruise boats that apparently go from Venice up the river Po to Mantua
xBufferzz
On board POV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK1Q-s3Q-PQ
concorde77
MikeChi23
Don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
People running in a life threatening situation where others may need help or emergency services may need contacted? Let me film this.
Zack1001
They wouldve had time to do both
GotBannedForPostingAYoutubeLink
I would've just filmed it and not ran around like a headless chicken.
1234qwerty
I’m more concerned about the crew members jogging by. Hopefully they’re running away to get equipment of some sort.
HeadJamistan
Could've been a senior or person out of shape who couldn't do anything. I guarantee the emergency services knew asap.
Fuzzycat16
It's called self preservation.
Magnum3point141592654
This has been posted several times and this one is flipped horizontally.
[deleted]
[deleted]
AdOculos
wasbannedforidk
Somethings ? y
ATerribleArtist
It also appears to be sped up a bit which is why it's so nauseating to look at this time around
Quaxx
This is to trick @repoststatics
NitramTs
USSTrekky360
Good job you specified horizontally. There I was thinking it was all upside down
rockinloud14
It was actually flipped horizontally and vertically. The original video was in Australia.
allmostthere1234
Did not know that, thank you. +1. So this ones in Greenland or somewhere else?
LazyJones1
PopeyeTheSailor
ive lost all hope for humanity, that one guy though is a start.
kojenk
My brain is losing its shit because its so used to the original direction
Takethejump
Right, why is that so discombobulating?
kojenk
Its mainly the camera angle and people running. If the video was symmtrical it would be an issue
Takethejump
Thanks, this was confusing my brain.
XanZi
I like it better this way round. There's a psychology used in film around this concept.
NothingToSeeHereKeepMoving
No no. It just happened on the other side of the dock. What are the odds? I wouldn't recommend that place, there's no safe side.
JohnKillick
Ditto.
Vercci
Long Live The Empire.
fearandloathinginaz
No man, this happened on the other side of the ocean
ps10405
Based on the on-board video this one is flipped. https://youtu.be/DPcTsih97H4
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
Hope the one guy that fell in the water was ok........
HingOfTheKill
Looks like maybe a dog jumped into the water at 10 seconds in
HapilyDamaged
did you watch the clip?
raingoose
If you scroll through the video manually you can see that the one with the white shirt who knees at the edge pulls him out of the water.
Plat1num
That guy actually saving lives.
eternalturtle
Seemed like staying on the small boat would’ve been fine, saving lives
Jesterr
Kinda a gamble. The boat could have been crushed between big boat and dock, or capsized and sank.
PolarChi
The guy filming however... is killin me with the vertical video thing
KileyBarker
This is like one of the few times vertical is helpful. You see just how huge and tall that incoming ship is!
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Yeah, fuck all those other people running away, not trying to help anyone else.
sorryiguess
Yeah they should’ve all jumped in the water and pushed the boat back.
Plat1num
I don't know... It's a scary situation. I can't say I'd have the balls.
CorrelatingGIF
Fighting your own survival instinct is not as easy as you think.
idontknowhowthissiteworks
Absolutely. When adrenaline is released, your mind is barely functioning, everything that happens is basically autopilot. Fight or Flight.
AttilaIT
Flight. That's the primary reaction. Fight is a trained response, has to be ingrained in someone's behavior. This, or is used as last resort
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
It depends on the person. I would for sure help as many as I could before it was too late.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
Have you been in a situation where your life is in danger ? because if not, i am pretty relevant.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Does a combat tour in Iraq in 2004 count? Just north of Baghdad. I think I’ve learned enough about myself to answer this question.
SirTinypants
How do you know?
CorrelatingGIF
It is a rarity. I'd like to say I would too but you never really know what you'll do until you're in that situation. I can't really blame 1/
CorrelatingGIF
someone too much for succumbing to fear of death though.
flyingmonkeystick
I may be missing something. Who is saving lives here and how are they doing it?
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I’d say it’s the guy undoing the rope of the little boat while the big one is coming right for him. That could have ended badly.
IAnswerYesToDumbQuestions
Where?
NorberttheNutjob
Hes not undoing a rope hes pulling a guy out of the water. 2 on the gangplank one falls
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Oh shit. Yeah you’re right. I didn’t notice the guy come out.
NorberttheNutjob
Right down to the wire also
prosper020
At ~10 sec lady jumps off the small boat and hangs on dock. Guy in white shirt stops and pulls her up so she doesn’t get crushed.
flyingmonkeystick
Thanks, saw it now.
TheSaucyCrumpet
It's actually the dude in black tshirt and trousers that runs past the camera a few seconds later who he saves.
prosper020
Fair enough. Didn’t pay attention to that at the end
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That dude was an idiot
rumandbass
Ever been in a life or death situation before?