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Extreme ass spreader
Do you sexually identify as a 15 disc CD-changer? This product will make your dreams a reality
Ovipositor dildo
Become temporarily impregnated by an alien? An essential part of a relaxing Tuesday.
Latex funnel hood
Handy for recommending drinks to your worthless slave
Orca Whale Dildo
This dildo will provide you with the (w)hole Seaworld experience. Freewilly indeed.
Ass Blaster
Used for consuming liquids? No its not for oral use.
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
Have fun kids! Keep it safe, sane, and consensual.
MischievousLittleImp
Some of these got me interested.
TJ3027
OhNoPotato
Djalabajoe
http://imgur.com/u8QgZhe
o0Tektite0o
WTF
OneNite
Wait... these are unconventional?
Mirawatts
If they're unconventional, then the bottom 2 drawers of my dresser are REALLY unconventional.
Gianttesticlemonster
I know right? I thought these were just a good ol saturday night.
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
I lost my shit at the first caption.
MrCleansShinyBaldAssHead
I'm ovipositive you can keep this shit away from me.
WillJeSuis
Whenever I think of ass and liquids I think of Dirty Sanchez (like Jackass) and that beer scene...jesus help me...
dav3nasty
ameki
this will be useful
CliffyWeevil
smartgirl63
Does anyone else see a serious face on the ass blaster?
ameki
Ass Blaster is watching you get sodomized. An extreme version of ceilingcat
InsertRandomObject
I AM SO FUCKING RELEVANT IT'S AROUSING.
ameki
On the other hand these objects are extremely specific. not random ;P
Campcirclejerk
More like an Omniblaster
syglo
Um faaaaapppiiinn timmmmee??? Maybe
MikeHawck
That's not my fetish.
TexasRaised
SirCuntington
"scareroused"
Crauza
ThePrintingPress
#5: Its like a beer bong... for your butt!
PrepareYourAnusAgain
Butt chug butt chug
ameki
now you just need 12 dudes with blasters for cups and 4 girls with 4 balls
ameki
nowait thats beerPong
Cholf
I have an interest in 4 out of 5 of these.
Gianttesticlemonster
Go on.....
Cholf
If you insist. Here's a hint, I don't do oral.
Cholf
Unless it's a tentacle fantasy.
Nuggetti
"Extreme ass spreader" stop making naming my grindcore band more and more difficult!
ameki
I think of it as a tribute
WalterMatthau
Oviposter?
Lasarahann
crashtart
OhPe
Damnit, Usersub is leaking again!
thatusernamemayalreadyexist1
Yeah wtf dude
PolarHailStorm
I wonder how the women of Imgur would feel if that tried forcing its way through the cervix, intent on its final destination.
WalterMatthau
Use your head man. It's an oviposter, it posts ovis. Women are already equipped with eggs, so they'd be oviposting into males.
GadenKerensky
Maybe its a semen 'egg'?
PolarHailStorm
The Face-huggers from alien used an ovipositer to implant both men and women with eggs though, so sex of the subject doesn't matter.
ameki
The fuckers on the FP need to see this comment!
comeflywithme
We've seen it posted multiple times. Thanks for your consideration.
MyPPHrtz
Nice try op
Crauza
nah FP deserves this kind of content +1
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Your descriptions had me dying. Please make more posts like this.
ameki
thanks! which was best?
Taliska
*frantically waves vanilla flag and trys to unsee*
ameki
*Darth vader voice: Join the dark chocolate-pistachio-rum-blueberry-mint side
Taliska
hold the chocolate, pistachio, blueberry, and mint and Ill consider it...
AlHarrington
Wait - is that first one real?? A friend wants to know...
RudolphsRedNo
I doubt it. You can look for sex toy speculums, look pretty different from #1
GadenKerensky
It looks way too surgical.
Mithi
Nope. Looks like a retractor of some kind. No way you could use that on an anus without doing lots of damage.
Elbaryn
U/sheilastretch does awesome ovipositor porn.
Victorious23
My concern is how you get the eggs back out
addfut
Ya gotta push. Also most eggs are made with gelatine which dissolves if left in the body so they're safe.
eversoft
I've decided I like conventional sex toys.
tetter99
Your lose
WillJeSuis
I'mma stick to putty.
KazofLinoria
The question isn't am I interested in #2 its will the boyfriend use it on me.
GadenKerensky
If he doesn't, he don't got stones.
RyokuKun
If not, gimme a call, and we can work something out...
abrakadumbass
if not, im sure theres plenty of guys that will
ameki
Just don't call him ET when you use it
RudolphsRedNo
Depends on the guy, but I should hope so
VickyRedd
If he likes you he will. If he doesn't like you he's gonna put it up your butt.
KazofLinoria
Maybe I'm into that?
RudolphsRedNo
The ovispositor has looked interesting...
GreedyJungle
KazofLinoria
thoraxe707
BatmanAndCradleRobin
your reaction?
SniperWolf2454
otakudan
Look up on Pornhub "DAWNWILLOW LAYS EGGS WITH SPLORCH". you're welcome
Silverbackgojira
I.. I don't know how to feel about what I just saw. It was weird but I still came... Can't complain
haileyquinnade
RudolphsRedNo
Def intriguing, gelatin based insertion eggs I believe. I'm not even sure how a roleplay aspect would work with that thing
haileyquinnade
Fun with xenomorphs!
RudolphsRedNo
Have me slightly scareroused
haileyquinnade
I have wanted one since I saw em a couple years ago. Some of them the eggs are a gelatin so they dissolve.
Elbaryn
Check out u/Sheilastretch on reddit. Amazing video with an ovipositor
JakeLostHisKhakis
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DarkLordDarkOfTheMoony
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wafflesandpuppies
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Ognisty
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noguyever
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lordstinkynuts
Morbidly curious
deltacommand
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ScottishRhubarbPie
Dot
PrinceNahkalaktaOfNigeria
. - useful
VaultDweller
. To the fucking .
likeaholeinthehead
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Cas018
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knobcopter
BloodLake
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RudolphsRedNo
Holy fuck, I mean, I found one of her vids, but this is awesome. You are super fucking duper.
Elbaryn
Thanks! I'm just a conniseur of fine pornography
FuckingBrutal
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saeri
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Kappa043
o
Snoweymist
Dot
doctorbunz
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Silverbackgojira
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acirclesquared
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RiggetyRekt
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INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Whut whut, in the butt butt?
moishere
Dot
TheMythicalJackalope
A woman needs a link!
Elbaryn
Yeah that'd get me banned
hipplz
Doot
squidjism
U/sheilastretch
Corianderseeds
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TheLastRegret
Anotherunsuspectingvictim
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thegreatsquirreldini
I'm not proud of this
badguy8
Neither am I...
Elbaryn
Be loud and proud about being freaky
derekn
You sick fucks... Going to see how bad this is later
Elbaryn
Not bad. Amazing. Make sure you have the volume up loud.