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Dec 3, 2021 1:41 AM
DamnitCheryl
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ratilda
I love all my dinosaurs equally, we don't do favorites around here.
Pavloval
Barney is the only dinosaur who ever told me he loved me. That means a lot to me.
MagikarpsSplashWasSuperEffective
Dimetrodon. Solar-powered giant crocodile, what's not to love?
briham86
Technically not a dinosaur, but I’ll allow because I used to have dimetrodon doll.
LooseyGooseyBrett
@OP what's your favorite dinosaur?
lildude52ca
says it right there in the title.
gitguuud
MRW each day it doesn’t happen.
FullTimeDisaster
Therizinosaurus
Gygaxxor
Iguanadon!
Superchief86
I had that book as a kid! It's probably still in my parents' attic.
jonnyb23
Yeah. Right next to all the Lego and other cherished things. Right? Right??
Superchief86
Actually yes, probably. Some of them. My dog ate my x-men toys, but there's still piles of transformers.
notsorrythisunsucks
Baryonyx!!
briham86
heethin
There are times when I just fucking love chicken.
FriskyDolphin
https://twitter.com/i/status/1444386058549047300
BigBelgianWaffle
As long as you don't invert "fucking" and "love" in that sentence...
cbmech7
You should visit Maui. They run around free like any other bird and they know how to cross the road using the crosswalk!
ThankYouForYourTime
When guinea fowl run I hear this in my head m.youtube.com/watch?v=BXsWn9DhF5g&list=OLAK5uy_n9THIcdEFMWJAlH5MKObqoAjnHvPRPK-o&index=7(4:34)
MNutpunchMNICEallday
Then you chose veloceraptor! They were much closer to large chickens then anything in Jurassic Park.
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
Plesiosaurs. Not a dinosaur, but you could have a couple in the bath with you and make them swim. Try that with a Trex
lindatwoboobsbelcher
Only costs tree fiddy
MrNardtastic
Pachysephalosaurus
jmuije
MY MAN!
MrNardtastic
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zortroz
Betty White.
sploofy9
Quetzalcoatlus. Largest flying thing ever
FelixTheAnimator
Though technically not a dinosaur. Still cool.
Bullheadbelly
My favorite Dino isn’t even a Dino any more farewell Brontosaurus
Bullheadbelly
I take that back apparently he came back in 2015!
KevorkianScarf
Wait, what? They took bronty off the Dino list briefly? The hell for? Was it too dinosaur???
Bullheadbelly
The Wikipedia page explains it. Mostly a classification thing
NLOVNI
Velociraptor
MisterDiffer
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!
NLOVNI
Mazena
The real question is: do you mean the real velociraptor or the one in Jurassic Park?
NeatoVeto
Six foot tall deinonychus not doing it for ya?
Emulen
They are both clever girls Brent
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Allosaurus
Slorpthegillman
This is like saying your favorite Basketball player is Scottie Pippin
AyaElemelon
I just like them in ARK
gitguuud
Spinosaurus
CrispBadger
This is my daughter’s favorite too. I bought her a fossil tooth for her.
ChallengerDeep
ChesterMememingtonthe3rd
Giganotosaurus
CamWeBeFriends
I still go with brontosaurus. They make the best burgers!
Hashbrown123
I though it was discovered they were just a subspecies of one of the other longnecks?
pbodq
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-brontosaurus-is-back1/
Shicktophe
I see we both grew up with that same movie
GTPTB
Archaeopteryx
lildude52ca
why? looks just like a bird. something that could be alive today almost.
epaandersson1337
gesundheit
GramGram
You sir/ma'am, are a gentleman/woman and a scholar... truely a great man and or woman of culture.
danielsjennifer3211
Jim Jefferies can't remember this name
asmasm
Not a dinosaur
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
I made some popcorn specifically to eat while reading the replies to this
Baalzak
YOU'RE not a dinosaur!
Strangeshrimp
Whoa, that was surprisingly painful, even if not directed at me
GramGram
HOW DARE YOU SOW DISCORD ON TODAY, THE DAY OF MY GRANDDAUGHTER'S WEDDING?!
Babaloga
What? But it is. Like, unequivocally.
asmasm
Shit, you're right, my bad. I got archaeopteryx mixed up with pteranadons which my kid is always telling me are just flying reptiles. Sorry
Babaloga
Makes sense. I'm always surprised that people still think pteradons are dinos, feels like one of those corrections everyone's seen by now.
Sonicschilidogs
Except that it literally is...... So long as you don't upset the Taxonomists and actually make goddamn monophyletic groupings!
asmasm
Shit, you're right, my bad. I got archaeopteryx mixed up with pteranadons which my kid is always telling me are just flying reptiles. Sorry
johhhnnnnshepherd
Stegosaurus all the way.
minibois
Squeesus
Hell yeah brother
CaveGrue
Gotta love a good thagomizer
Hurro
Had to scroll too far down for Steggie. He's the shit.
MyleKeville
Frankiejoneston
I agree but I don't know why. Something about a toy or something I had as a kid.
johhhnnnnshepherd
Nah fighting herbivore
johhhnnnnshepherd
Evolutionary GENIUS. Plates to protect from a direct bite and that tail.
TheMetalAndTheFunk
Triceratops
dragonsluvtacos
Same.
Kaputter
I absolutely agree. Since more than three decades now. And even more will follow.
Emulen
I find that the Trysarahtopless is even better
epaandersson1337
No question
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
Hell yeah! The best!
TheMetalAndTheFunk
HollandOates13
Ditto…
TheMetalAndTheFunk
Thank you too. Please have this, from me, to you
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Tritohardatops
Rifneno
TheMetalAndTheFunk
elusiveenchilada
Same
annonymouse211
Me three!
lDoNotThinkltMeansWhatYouThinkltMeans
For me!
Kagenical
So all 3 of us wanted to bang Sara from the land before time, huh?
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
Her name was Cera. But the bigger crime here is that she was also a child, so it's a little disturbing to admit you wanted to 'bang' her.
Kagenical
Hey. That's good information (also duh). But I was 7. I wanted all kinds of crazy stuff. "Cera" vs Sara makes sense (again, I was 7. Duh).
FuriousFire
TheMetalAndTheFunk
Downvoted? Why would you downvote Triceratops?
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Me!
AlarmClockBandit
TheMetalAndTheFunk
But, but, why???
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
That's those t-rex people.
usernamemustbe4characterslonng
Meh, t-Rex people don’t even think about triceratops. Use that shield on its head to pot the whole head right off, not even a fight.
usernamemustbe4characterslonng
Like a soda can.
TheMetalAndTheFunk
Bastard coated bastards
Adamantium66
With poop sprinkles.
Adamantium66
With poop sprinkles
gotohe11carolina
Pachycephalosaurus although the kentrosaurus is pretty epic
TheSongofRiver
As kid I collected mini dinos. There were 5 in a non see through bag, together with a sticker for my dino sticker book. I had all the pachys
TheSongofRiver
together, cause I loved showing them off and saying their name
Splinelock
I love Pachys and Stygimolochs! My son and I yell pachycephalosaurus and head butt each other to say I love you.
gotohe11carolina
Very much the same here
FeChefImgur
I can here to say Pachycephalosaurus mostly because of how awesome it is to say Pachycephalosaurus out loud :)
Superchief86
What if though, they was smol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropachycephalosaurus
Tastesicle
Woohoo for the pachy lovers!
KingCole105
Woo! Boneheads!
Jaranon
Parasaurolophus
ariogre
Hell ya brotha, my jam
HomicidalDirtMuppet
Whoooo!
SpaceBuckets92
Yup yup yup! - Ducky
Jijinumerounodriver2
Now I'm sad :(
aFlibbertigibbet
Found my crew! I want to ride one like in Dinotopia!
WibblyWobblyTimeyWimeyFox
Parasaurolophus gang represent!
beinggreene
Yessss! I knew there would be one of you out there, I scrolled until I found you!
Svelbar
Same
Jaranon
beinggreene
We should have a parasaurolo-festival to celebrate our love for those weird ol banana heads!
JustBoone
Obviously the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
elucca
Tyrannosaurus is really kinda OP. Amazing eyesight, sense of smell, bite force. Monopolized both large and medium predator niches.
elucca
Fought prey with giant horns on their face. And probably just about anything else.
Squeesus
My sons favorite
TheGriffin
ScreamimgGoat
im a basic bitch too.
theangryjanitor
Dilophosaurus, a local fave
Geesh1999
Gang gang
retrogood
Had to scroll all this way down to give the correct answer.
thesmugdemon
Utahraptor.
physicsisalwaysrelevant
Microraptor is better
thesmugdemon
I like raptors in general, but Utahs are a major favorite.
physicsisalwaysrelevant
I like the idea on one small enough to ride on my shoulder
thesmugdemon
Yeah, but I could throw a saddle on a Utah and run around.
1metalnation
The 6ft tall, pack hunting mega raptor is your fave? Mine too
RawrLouder
I also choose this man dead dinosaur.
gottakeepgoing
Read a Utahraptor pov book once.
SharkoutofWata
Raptor Red I think it was called. Good book.
30H1PPU5
There’s only one good answer to that question. Therizinosaurus.
Brix83
This is also my reply. Love the tickle chickens.
LordSkippyTheMagnificent
Weird ass claw monster base breaking big bird looking mother fuckers.
Jijinumerounodriver2
If only von Linné was a millenial...
NotACanadian
Tell ya what man them ol' freddy krueger birds talkin' bout dang ol' godzilla geese fuckin me up in ARK man
30H1PPU5
Aren’t they wonderful!
mondayaddams
Ticklebird!
Potion
We call it the Tickle Turkey
Fuzzynubz
Ankylosaurus
OldButtStillFat
plesiosaurs
kahlzun
Ehh, nice!
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Briqs
DonutHolstein
majorminers
Tank dog with a grenade tail....fave!
lindatwoboobsbelcher
Nertztoyouguys
Butt Clubs!! How cool!
ZeldaShotFirst
OMG ME TOO. Like my favorite toy as a child was a plastic one that had a "belly button" from the mold. I called him my Belly Button Monster
ariogre
This thread is like a power rangers episode
sinkingotter
The only good answer.
Splosions
If you don't have a literal wrecking ball for a tail, capably of cracking a T Rex femur in one swing, are you even a dinosaur?
Bakerysnake
Ceratosaurus
theAught
I have a stuffed gray one, named Kyle
Wozzup
Bumpy anyone?
Macadaynu
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Came here to say this. I got a little plastic one from one of those .25 machines as a kid and it stayed with me for a long time
baals
can everone wants to be a hedgehog that can break knees
nclu
Enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vSY_rB928c
Ambeam
dragonknight0464
Pherlin
boxak
Damn straight. Tyrell museum in Alberta has an awesome fossil of one. They were even able to figure out the colour of some of the scales.
sinkingotter
And..? Tell us the colors!
boxak
Apparently rust red on top of the armour plates with darker countershading.
boxak
Sorry got it backwards: darker red on top lighter on bottom. Can’t post the link it’s too big.
MACWE
Ah, the M1 Abrams of the dinosaurs world
cowscowscows
Correct.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
SMH. Choosing a herbivore is a cowards dinosaur unless it’s a massive sauropod. Maybe stegosaurus or triceratops. Anky is a glorified turtle
LordSkippyTheMagnificent
Used to be the same, but since Ark, probably the Carnotaurus. My wife's is the Spino.
kurash
Spino is so mainstream, ugh!
IwasAlmostAdoctor
You're an adult! No one fuckin asked you!
IwasAlmostAdoctor
Kidding. You are loved ♥️
ZOMGNO
Did you see they found a new relative of the Ankylosaurus??? So cool
Fuzzynubz
With the blades on the tail?
ZOMGNO
Yup! Cool, huh
Fuzzynubz
Just read about that. Pretty cool
relsky
Everytime I've seen this posted, ankylosaurus is the top answer. And it fills me with hope that the internet may not be as bad as I think.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Weird to me that everyone wants to be the glorified turtle.
relsky
A giant turtle with a big ass hammer for a tail, virtually immune to predators, yet remains a peaceful herbivore. Sounds like a dream.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Ok but a stegosaurus is that but has literal knives for it’s club tail instead of a bone club and is twice as large.
relsky
Stego isn't armored, the back plates served other purposes (temp regulation IIRC). And they had remarkably tiny brains.
Fuzzynubz
I had no idea that so many other people thought the same thing!
Spiked
really?!?! Why do I always have to explain to people which one it is whenever I say it, then? Maybe imgurians feel drawn to them
Twinklepot
Brontosaurus
Tyggna
I thought I was the only one
asmasm
Oddly enough it turns out there's no such thing
Twinklepot
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brontosaurus
NotACanadian
Bro ya better check yourself on the recent paleontological literature
asmasm
Also "Bro ya better check yourself on the recent paleontological literature" is my favorite comment I've read this week
Twinklepot
asmasm
I thought the brontosaurus just turned out to be a baby apatosaurus from before the latter had been discovered? You know what I'll google it
Superchief86
They revised their findings I believe.
lildude52ca
any luck ?
asmasm
If anything I'm more confused, it seems like there's still controversy. I'm stunned that the cancellation of the brontosaurus is over 1/