May 17, 2020 1:33 AM
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Greggless
Does it come in American size?
BosSAsSBic
I dont think this would work in US, too many big people, this dont look like a 1 size fits all hole..
MockMeAllYouWant
Spray some furniture polish as you go down and the next guy will break the sound barrier.
GoatToaster
The Corona really makes me not want to use that infection tube
RichardCypherRahl
Ah yes. To feel like the poopee instead of the pooper.
dataengineer
yeah.......................... this is dumb
BeowulfShaeffer
Plop, plop, plop.
Dorsk84
My large ass would get stuck.
MysticSeven
Or our weight would overcome whatever friction is slowing those people and we’d hit the ground too hard. Maybe bring the whole tube with us.
Smooshfacecats
Oh my God the claustrophobia.
allmypostshadnopantson
World's biggest fetish
isetprettygirlsonfire
Reminds .e of this thing at this um fair called the birth experience. They hung you by you ankles and dumped you and "afterbirth" down 1/
a 3 story tube like this. When you reached the bottom you had to wriggle out of a giant vagina onto the ground. I didn't go on that ride.
DatUncle
So some malicious cunts can start a fire then tie these up as they get dropped down.
KrisShoe
This would great until 3 years after install there is a failure and people die because it wasn't in the budget this year for maintenance
BedBugDude
My fat ass would clog this bitch up like diet bars spiked with metamucil
maststick
was thinking that. All the quick escape inventions work up to about 240lb and there would always be one guy who’d block it and everyone dies
Malawigold87
Just imagine the amount of static electricity this would generate!
TheLastSpaceman
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
love family photos
nunyabidnesstwats
The aids slide is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
redbarron045
Pours out bottle of water, That should be enough
TheJuanWhoFarms
Buildings just shitting people
thelyzardiam
How's it work for fat people though? Do they still drop slow? Asking for a friend.
TheWinged7
SaunterVaguelyDownward
I’d rather die in the fire than hurl myself off a 10 story building in an oversized condom.
jBenson01
There's an echo in here
I think I'd rather burn to death than suffocate in an oversized condom. My fear might be irrational.
MyLittleVenus
People have jumped out of burning buildings to certain death rather than burn alive. I reckon you'd take the condom in the end!
User19
Depending on the melting temp of the tube... you could do both.
packardcaribien
I am a bit claustrophobic, but I had a doctor describe how horrible it is to burn alive while I was on a jury; I'd rather the small space.
imgursmyfirstluv
Oversized huh
Holy crap I posted almost this exact same comment. Like word for word. How weird.
JesClown
But what about fat people like me
Stairs cardio
Captainplanetmotherfucker
You dead, bruh. It's that simple.
RandomGuy12345678910
You go last to push everyone through. Or you block the tube and protect everyone from smoke and fire. Plus, it'll smell like bbq.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Until the person on the bottom farts
rowanmc
It's all fun and games until someone farts in the tube, in front of you.
Lurkch
RuricOrhlandis
My luck when it was needed it would be old and rotted out and would just tear away and I would fall in a convenient body bag.
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Anyone else wanna start a fire somewhere just to be able to try this? Asking for a uh, friend.
nclu
Terrance & Phillip starring in: Not Without my Anus
GandalfTheGhey
@yourdaughterisloose I already told my daughter Melissa that's not what we buy these cucumbers for & they're way too big for a girl her age.
she needs to start small v
StepRightUp
So rug burns instead of fire burns?
Lurch1911
That username though....
MstrES
Relevant username
lance415
Lakeylake
Ahhhhhhhhhhh--WOOOOOOOP!
ElynaerDeiros
Ahhhhhhhh YOUUUU
TheAmbiguityShows
MY MASTER SAURON BIDS THEE WELCOME
As a gay man that happens to be a bottom, i relate to this gif too much
JapCarRealGood
Welp, That's enough internet for today
linguinepescatore
cenataur
This must be how hamsters feel at celebrity orgies...
DaveSamsonite
Eeeew!
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Lemmiwinks! Lemmiwinks!
FractalShadows
https://pics.onsizzle.com/its-an-older-meme-sir-but-it-checks-out-19899974.png
LostInWalmart
You took this exactly where it needed to go.
CringeBinge
He really put this post in Gere
cyno01
dpet46365
This would be absolutely horrifying for a claustrophobic
squreky
Yeah I'll just die in the fire
magila
I can run through a lot of fire to avoid that thing.
majorkira9
I was short of breath just watch it
Eselta
I know how you feel, my friend
neos501
Uh oh, you got the rona
ekscalybur
Willing to bet every claustrophobic is an even bigger pyrophobic.
ProfessorAssBlast2020
Bettrer than dying in a fire, everytime
tbadass
You couldn't pay me to get in that thing. I'm not really that clostrophoic either.
Escapingskies
Better than being burnt alive, eh?
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
More claustrophobic than sitting in a room where the walls of fire are getting closer and closer?
tangent
But for vore fetishists...
AntonioAdorno
I’d sooner try to scale down the side of a building than slide down a pipe like that and I got a fear of heights as well!
Hell, i’d even jump into a shower & soak my entire outfit & run through the fire with a bucket of water to re-dose myself as I start to dry.
Way more preferable for me than that claustrophobic situation.
MystikSpiral
And good look keeping panicky people from going in too quickly after the one before them...imagine 10 or so people getting stuck in this...
TyrCarter
Yup, it's hard to watch
mypreferedusernamewastaken
Better than burning to death
Sumdumguy42
Well you stay in your cubicle and burn then, Karen.
SilverNicktail
I'm not fond of the idea of a controlled fall off a building myself, but if it's that or burning to death.....fuck it.
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
Looked for this comment. Couldn't finish the video, started panicking. Fuck this thing. I'd rather jump out the window.
DracidWasTaken
I'm panicking watching it. I'm good thanks. Let the fire consume me
SlumberingChaos
My first thought was "I'll take my chances with the fire"
JosXII
and absolutely amazing for someone with vorarephilia
KotimainenKayttajanimi
Exactly. I'd rather burn than squeeze myself in that death trap.
LanceCrossfire
I got stuck in a pool slide once, that was bad enough.
DemSumBigAssRidges
More or less horrifying than burning alive in a fire?
Fire is quick and clean. It just hurts like hell. Literally.
Rowley1721
True. I'm terrified of spiders bit I'm more fearful of a building full of smoke and fire.
Rkfinecake
Me: "I'm stuck!" Them: "Hang on, we'll push someone else down to unplug you!" But I don't give an answer, having already shredded my way out
MantisTobagganMD
People replying saying "is better than burning" clearly don't understand phobias. It's not a logical thing.
AReptileDisfunction
Ok, I guess I'll die..
catskhiker
Let's see....freak for a few minutes or burn ?
Bobfromboblandofbob
I dont care for enclosed spaces or heights for that matter so it wasn't great to watch for me.
kernelzklukz
As a claustrophobic, I couldn't breath and also couldn't finish watching it.
apollo1kitten1
When faced with the option of dying in a fire or jumping down a tube and passing out but getting out alive, u will know what to do
laurenh5123
Clearly you’re not claustrophobic. I’m getting anxiety just reading the comments and watching the vid
No I am not, neither do I have fear of heights or falling, but I'm guessing one fear will triumph over the other, no?
You would be amazed how I can’t promise you’d be correct we’re I in the situation. It’s paralyzing and you lose all logical thought process
Zocram
Same. I couldn't watch the movie about the trapped miners because of the way they got out.
JCBaggins
As someone that is a bit claustrophobic, yeah, this looks like a potential nightmare!
alittleglassvial
Thank you, I feel seen.
SmallMoistx
I feel like burning to death would also be absolutely horrifying for a claustrophobic
darkrob13
Me. I'd take my chances with the fire or jump. No way I'd ever get in that thing.
TakeItEasyPolicy
I am a claustrophobic but also encavmaphobic, so i am all set
Do you have a fear of flying and/or are you an optimist? Side of the building is right there... Maybe you'll sprout wings. It could happen
BigBadJuju
Ideally it’s less horrifying that burning to death
koitk
unless you burn to death inside this tube...
dspillett
Unfortunately phobias by their very nature are likely to defeat such logical reasoning.
deathandtaxes1
I’d have to imagine burning to death would actually be absolutely horrifying, and the right space would merely be upsetting
astrangehop
How bout burning to death in a tight space
Getchectfret
That’s worse
kinggavman
Do kids and small teens go through that like a fuckin bullet?
Vlatter
Serious answer - if you spread out your arms and legs you slow down
disabledmoth
Right?!? If my fat ass can fit, either I would die from suffocation/being smushed or they would fly out if there
AlanRodriguezSz
They can spread
ChrisThrasher
Furthermore, would it get clogged by that one fat guy and then everyone ends up dying anyway?
MartyImACat
Add some lube...
maugriman
Your comment reminds me of the birth of my 4th child
WetDreamsDontDryFKADiscountJeffGoldblum
I laughed way too hard at this comment..
CIarkKent
right there with ya haha
4forensicExpertsSayHiToEveryoneWhoHasBeenWorkingHard
You should see the infant demo!
Blimymyhat
And one fat guy and everyone burns.
Katz00
Was curious about this myself. There is no way a fat guy is getting down that.
Lurkernomore86
And what if too many people go too quickly does it rip from the top and they all fall?
SlightlyDodgy
I've see how that works, it's only a problem if the oompa loompa are still singing instead of helping the German kid.
SPQAAE
All they need is one Agustas Gloop and they are donzos.
HotsauceIsLethal
They need one for full figured people
aninvisiblemaniac
the fat guy will probably get through faster from gravity unless he is like my 600 pound life fat
ilovesomeoftheimages
I am that fat guy!!
ChiLLeCheeze
The only thing I have to do is be able to out run you to the chute.
Doesn't sound too difficult, with your 1 leg
natus
These are for adult workplaces, they have smaller versions in the sweatshop factories.
LetMeTellYouWhatToDo
Jeezus +1
quantumnist
The sweatshop ones just redirect them right back to their original floor
thecrystalqueen
I almost scrolled past this gem
gremlinrage
The mass &diameter of the person r directly related. smaller:less force of gravity &less friction. so no. children may actually go slower
...or faster. a very tall person (like 7'10") who is skinny would go very fast. Ffriction=cf*diameter. Fgrav=mass*AG.
...depends on the child. Cartman would go slower but Kyle fast.
danny devito (4'10/176lbs) may get stuck, but manute bol (7'7/201lbs) would rip through it give no arm extension
Greggless
Does it come in American size?
BosSAsSBic
I dont think this would work in US, too many big people, this dont look like a 1 size fits all hole..
MockMeAllYouWant
Spray some furniture polish as you go down and the next guy will break the sound barrier.
GoatToaster
The Corona really makes me not want to use that infection tube
RichardCypherRahl
Ah yes. To feel like the poopee instead of the pooper.
dataengineer
yeah.......................... this is dumb
BeowulfShaeffer
Plop, plop, plop.
Dorsk84
My large ass would get stuck.
MysticSeven
Or our weight would overcome whatever friction is slowing those people and we’d hit the ground too hard. Maybe bring the whole tube with us.
Smooshfacecats
Oh my God the claustrophobia.
allmypostshadnopantson
World's biggest fetish
isetprettygirlsonfire
Reminds .e of this thing at this um fair called the birth experience. They hung you by you ankles and dumped you and "afterbirth" down 1/
isetprettygirlsonfire
a 3 story tube like this. When you reached the bottom you had to wriggle out of a giant vagina onto the ground. I didn't go on that ride.
DatUncle
So some malicious cunts can start a fire then tie these up as they get dropped down.
KrisShoe
This would great until 3 years after install there is a failure and people die because it wasn't in the budget this year for maintenance
BedBugDude
My fat ass would clog this bitch up like diet bars spiked with metamucil
maststick
was thinking that. All the quick escape inventions work up to about 240lb and there would always be one guy who’d block it and everyone dies
Malawigold87
Just imagine the amount of static electricity this would generate!
TheLastSpaceman
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
love family photos
nunyabidnesstwats
The aids slide is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
redbarron045
Pours out bottle of water, That should be enough
TheJuanWhoFarms
Buildings just shitting people
thelyzardiam
How's it work for fat people though? Do they still drop slow? Asking for a friend.
TheWinged7
SaunterVaguelyDownward
I’d rather die in the fire than hurl myself off a 10 story building in an oversized condom.
jBenson01
There's an echo in here
jBenson01
I think I'd rather burn to death than suffocate in an oversized condom. My fear might be irrational.
MyLittleVenus
People have jumped out of burning buildings to certain death rather than burn alive. I reckon you'd take the condom in the end!
User19
Depending on the melting temp of the tube... you could do both.
packardcaribien
I am a bit claustrophobic, but I had a doctor describe how horrible it is to burn alive while I was on a jury; I'd rather the small space.
imgursmyfirstluv
Oversized huh
SaunterVaguelyDownward
Holy crap I posted almost this exact same comment. Like word for word. How weird.
jBenson01
JesClown
But what about fat people like me
maststick
Stairs cardio
Captainplanetmotherfucker
You dead, bruh. It's that simple.
RandomGuy12345678910
You go last to push everyone through. Or you block the tube and protect everyone from smoke and fire. Plus, it'll smell like bbq.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Until the person on the bottom farts
rowanmc
It's all fun and games until someone farts in the tube, in front of you.
Lurkch
RuricOrhlandis
My luck when it was needed it would be old and rotted out and would just tear away and I would fall in a convenient body bag.
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Anyone else wanna start a fire somewhere just to be able to try this? Asking for a uh, friend.
nclu
Terrance & Phillip starring in: Not Without my Anus
GandalfTheGhey
@yourdaughterisloose I already told my daughter Melissa that's not what we buy these cucumbers for & they're way too big for a girl her age.
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
she needs to start small
v
StepRightUp
So rug burns instead of fire burns?
Lurch1911
That username though....
MstrES
Relevant username
lance415
Lakeylake
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Ahhhhhhhhhhh--WOOOOOOOP!
ElynaerDeiros
Ahhhhhhhh YOUUUU
TheAmbiguityShows
MY MASTER SAURON BIDS THEE WELCOME
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
lance415
As a gay man that happens to be a bottom, i relate to this gif too much
JapCarRealGood
Welp, That's enough internet for today
linguinepescatore
cenataur
This must be how hamsters feel at celebrity orgies...
DaveSamsonite
Eeeew!
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Lemmiwinks! Lemmiwinks!
FractalShadows
https://pics.onsizzle.com/its-an-older-meme-sir-but-it-checks-out-19899974.png
cenataur
LostInWalmart
You took this exactly where it needed to go.
CringeBinge
He really put this post in Gere
cyno01
JapCarRealGood
Relevant username
dpet46365
This would be absolutely horrifying for a claustrophobic
squreky
Yeah I'll just die in the fire
magila
I can run through a lot of fire to avoid that thing.
majorkira9
I was short of breath just watch it
Eselta
I know how you feel, my friend
neos501
Uh oh, you got the rona
ekscalybur
Willing to bet every claustrophobic is an even bigger pyrophobic.
ProfessorAssBlast2020
Bettrer than dying in a fire, everytime
tbadass
You couldn't pay me to get in that thing. I'm not really that clostrophoic either.
Escapingskies
Better than being burnt alive, eh?
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
More claustrophobic than sitting in a room where the walls of fire are getting closer and closer?
tangent
But for vore fetishists...
AntonioAdorno
I’d sooner try to scale down the side of a building than slide down a pipe like that and I got a fear of heights as well!
AntonioAdorno
Hell, i’d even jump into a shower & soak my entire outfit & run through the fire with a bucket of water to re-dose myself as I start to dry.
AntonioAdorno
Way more preferable for me than that claustrophobic situation.
MystikSpiral
And good look keeping panicky people from going in too quickly after the one before them...imagine 10 or so people getting stuck in this...
TyrCarter
Yup, it's hard to watch
mypreferedusernamewastaken
Better than burning to death
Sumdumguy42
Well you stay in your cubicle and burn then, Karen.
SilverNicktail
I'm not fond of the idea of a controlled fall off a building myself, but if it's that or burning to death.....fuck it.
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
Looked for this comment. Couldn't finish the video, started panicking. Fuck this thing. I'd rather jump out the window.
DracidWasTaken
I'm panicking watching it. I'm good thanks. Let the fire consume me
SlumberingChaos
My first thought was "I'll take my chances with the fire"
JosXII
and absolutely amazing for someone with vorarephilia
KotimainenKayttajanimi
Exactly. I'd rather burn than squeeze myself in that death trap.
LanceCrossfire
I got stuck in a pool slide once, that was bad enough.
DemSumBigAssRidges
More or less horrifying than burning alive in a fire?
magila
Fire is quick and clean. It just hurts like hell. Literally.
Rowley1721
True. I'm terrified of spiders bit I'm more fearful of a building full of smoke and fire.
Rkfinecake
Me: "I'm stuck!" Them: "Hang on, we'll push someone else down to unplug you!" But I don't give an answer, having already shredded my way out
MantisTobagganMD
People replying saying "is better than burning" clearly don't understand phobias. It's not a logical thing.
AReptileDisfunction
Ok, I guess I'll die..
catskhiker
Let's see....freak for a few minutes or burn ?
Bobfromboblandofbob
I dont care for enclosed spaces or heights for that matter so it wasn't great to watch for me.
kernelzklukz
As a claustrophobic, I couldn't breath and also couldn't finish watching it.
apollo1kitten1
When faced with the option of dying in a fire or jumping down a tube and passing out but getting out alive, u will know what to do
laurenh5123
Clearly you’re not claustrophobic. I’m getting anxiety just reading the comments and watching the vid
apollo1kitten1
No I am not, neither do I have fear of heights or falling, but I'm guessing one fear will triumph over the other, no?
laurenh5123
You would be amazed how I can’t promise you’d be correct we’re I in the situation. It’s paralyzing and you lose all logical thought process
Zocram
Same. I couldn't watch the movie about the trapped miners because of the way they got out.
JCBaggins
As someone that is a bit claustrophobic, yeah, this looks like a potential nightmare!
alittleglassvial
Thank you, I feel seen.
SmallMoistx
I feel like burning to death would also be absolutely horrifying for a claustrophobic
darkrob13
Me. I'd take my chances with the fire or jump. No way I'd ever get in that thing.
TakeItEasyPolicy
I am a claustrophobic but also encavmaphobic, so i am all set
MantisTobagganMD
Do you have a fear of flying and/or are you an optimist? Side of the building is right there... Maybe you'll sprout wings. It could happen
BigBadJuju
Ideally it’s less horrifying that burning to death
koitk
unless you burn to death inside this tube...
dspillett
Unfortunately phobias by their very nature are likely to defeat such logical reasoning.
deathandtaxes1
I’d have to imagine burning to death would actually be absolutely horrifying, and the right space would merely be upsetting
astrangehop
How bout burning to death in a tight space
Getchectfret
That’s worse
kinggavman
Do kids and small teens go through that like a fuckin bullet?
Vlatter
Serious answer - if you spread out your arms and legs you slow down
disabledmoth
Right?!? If my fat ass can fit, either I would die from suffocation/being smushed or they would fly out if there
AlanRodriguezSz
They can spread
ChrisThrasher
Furthermore, would it get clogged by that one fat guy and then everyone ends up dying anyway?
MartyImACat
Add some lube...
maugriman
Your comment reminds me of the birth of my 4th child
WetDreamsDontDryFKADiscountJeffGoldblum
I laughed way too hard at this comment..
CIarkKent
right there with ya haha
4forensicExpertsSayHiToEveryoneWhoHasBeenWorkingHard
You should see the infant demo!
Blimymyhat
And one fat guy and everyone burns.
Katz00
Was curious about this myself. There is no way a fat guy is getting down that.
Lurkernomore86
And what if too many people go too quickly does it rip from the top and they all fall?
SlightlyDodgy
I've see how that works, it's only a problem if the oompa loompa are still singing instead of helping the German kid.
SPQAAE
All they need is one Agustas Gloop and they are donzos.
HotsauceIsLethal
They need one for full figured people
aninvisiblemaniac
the fat guy will probably get through faster from gravity unless he is like my 600 pound life fat
ilovesomeoftheimages
I am that fat guy!!
ChiLLeCheeze
The only thing I have to do is be able to out run you to the chute.
SlightlyDodgy
Doesn't sound too difficult, with your 1 leg
natus
These are for adult workplaces, they have smaller versions in the sweatshop factories.
LetMeTellYouWhatToDo
Jeezus +1
quantumnist
The sweatshop ones just redirect them right back to their original floor
thecrystalqueen
I almost scrolled past this gem
gremlinrage
The mass &diameter of the person r directly related. smaller:less force of gravity &less friction. so no. children may actually go slower
gremlinrage
...or faster. a very tall person (like 7'10") who is skinny would go very fast. Ffriction=cf*diameter. Fgrav=mass*AG.
gremlinrage
...depends on the child. Cartman would go slower but Kyle fast.
gremlinrage
danny devito (4'10/176lbs) may get stuck, but manute bol (7'7/201lbs) would rip through it give no arm extension