I would absolutely love to be friends with someone like this, but if she's this high energy all the time, I'd only be able to meet up once every 6 months. We should all be so lucky to know someone who is as bonkers as this lady seems to be, however.
I'm French. Well, nothing but "Look, I'm crazy, haha funny, raw cauliflower and banana don't taste much, after I cooked the cauliflower, it's a bit better, I wouldn't do it every day, it makes me wwant to fart. Haha.". Tiring.
That's the choice of fat of less than half of French cooking; the bigger half uses olive oil or duck fat. Also, massive quantities of butter is standard in every restaurant that uses butter, from Oaxaca to Vladivostok, don't trust a thin chef.
All these people in the comments acting like they even have a chance. You all sound like a bunch of boring, crusty old folks complaining about someone like her.
ClydeBarrow37
Who is this delightful woman?
CP3oh
So basically "What if Tom Green was a cute french chick?"
dripstone
She's a keeper
Garf34
Moi je kiffe
archangel15
I’ve never been more attracted to a person in my entire life.
gobnaitOLunacy
As someone married to a Frenchwoman, this is not typical behaviour. There's usually a LOT more swearing and wine.
BrokenAnimal
I have no clue what is going on, but she seems nice.
phoony
C‘est tres funnÿ.
TheMellowPeril
La pourriture de cerveau
SirReginaldTheThirteenth
https://imgur.com/9HH2LRn.gif
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Intruders in sector 14
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
There it is.
Thankyoujameson
so over her shit
TheGriffin
Hot
rchcopper
Needs more shrugging and unfiltered gauloises
shadowmaster004
080080
GraceMcClain
I would absolutely love to be friends with someone like this, but if she's this high energy all the time, I'd only be able to meet up once every 6 months. We should all be so lucky to know someone who is as bonkers as this lady seems to be, however.
thefnord
Speaking French actually makes the whole thing even more unhinged.
IdolHandsDevil
People love to talk about the beauty and nobility of French culture, and then they leave out the professional farters like they weren't part of it.
phoony
Who is she? Would like to follow for more recipes.
ATSViper
alizee.yt
phoony
Thank you, internet stranger.
BenderBendingRrrrrrodriguez
How much Tylenol did she take?
vincentleeprice
This made me gasp so hard when laughing it hurt. Thank you.
tygerpsimatrix
BenderBendingRrrrrrodriguez
My man!
phoony
All of it.
elulongin
There’s none left. She just saved the world
emu314159127001
She traveled through time to when her mom was pregnant and Tylenoled herself
BenderBendingRrrrrrodriguez
The crazy thing is, that's how she got the time travel powers.
emu314159127001
"As Never Was" P. Schuyler Miller, cool time travel story, not quite the same thing.
SpawnLegacy
We love cauliflower, and we love French, and that's why we're here! 😎😎 🙂↕️
Dedmunkey
Fucking hell we have the same personality
Clayman8
If you understand french, its even funnier but i definitely like her at least...
ConsumerOfStories
On second thought, I'll just order the baked potato, thanks
LoopStricken
I understand not a word, but I am not eating cauliflower and banana together.
MichelGoussu
I'm French. Well, nothing but "Look, I'm crazy, haha funny, raw cauliflower and banana don't taste much, after I cooked the cauliflower, it's a bit better, I wouldn't do it every day, it makes me wwant to fart. Haha.". Tiring.
circlebreaker
Ah, bein, je l'ai trouve bien drole ainsi...
MichelGoussu
Des goûts et des couleurs... Maybe I'm a grumpy old man, after all.
circlebreaker
Ca peux etre pourtant que j'aime le chouxfleur trop bien lol
BillDoubleu
Hilarious!!!
amp99
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
my friend doesn't speak French, could you help explain it?
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
It sounds like french for "My name is". So you'd just sound like you have a tic of some sort.
overcookedchickennugget
Imagine someone called "May Nemmise" introducing herself
Nalianna
My name is, "my name is" (slim shady)
SeeShark
Imagine a person trying to introduce themselves in America except their name is "Mai Naymese."
Iullabee
gemma pell sounds like "je m'appelle" pronunced with an english accent, meaning "my name is"
BrohthorNature
Hahaha
4sambucas
sh'm apple
WhiskyTraveler
Slim Shady
kittykat25909
You can really see why french cuisine is the peak of cooking around the world. Such passion!
Luffian
Not shown: the 2 kilos of butter used to make each dish
GordonFreeman59
Yet obesity in France is half what it is in the US
tankerofquetzals
That's the choice of fat of less than half of French cooking; the bigger half uses olive oil or duck fat. Also, massive quantities of butter is standard in every restaurant that uses butter, from Oaxaca to Vladivostok, don't trust a thin chef.
AnneMakesMistakes
She seems completely insane. I like that in a woman.
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
We suffer. Don't we?
Snekfast
sh17picker69000420
Trying to replace the love you got form.your mom as a kid?
randomwalrus
As if we ever got any love from our moms.
etcnotect
Everyone got love from your moms
dirtmarker
Chaotic hard pass
CitrusyGarlic
A last call maybe
dirtmarker
That's fair.
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
All these people in the comments acting like they even have a chance. You all sound like a bunch of boring, crusty old folks complaining about someone like her.
EleganceIsDead
HonHomes
I don't think I'd want her in my life if she's like this 24/7 but she seem like she'd be alright in small doses.
BrickSprickly
Yeah shes just annoying
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Logical me: "that might get old quick". Masochist me: "stick your dick in her and make her fall in love with you and threaten your very existence".
PineappleLoopsBroether
MINE! I want her, she’s perfect!!
Owl2017
I mean the sex might be interesting
Rockafella83
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SarcasticComment
it always is. that's why you stick your dick in crazy. the exit is tomorrow you's problem, so fuck that guy.
BellsTheorem
The sex might be confusing.
TheDarknessInTheHeartsOfMen
Which makes it better
pnersvfu
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PineappleLoopsBroether