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SkillDeath
Please stop, It hurts
BatmanAndCradleRobin
CallMeMatrix
MrBEC
"LET ME IIIIIIIIN!" would've been acceptable as well
howneatisthaat
Assassinite
saved
chrishallett83
Isn't that how Abella Andersen broke that dude's cock?
tibris
0
Zionus
ThailandExpress
SPudzyV2
pyr666
how to get every imgurian to close their legs
Stoneface
Peyronie’s disease
kaliedoscopicfrenzy
CJayL
Volucris0814
Shit hurts alot trust me.
tibris
yup
Fapracadabra
Is It true it makes an audible POP?
Nathanfake
You break your penis bro?
Dimr3ver
Number one cause of penial fractures. Whatch out for that mess!
VashtheStampede47
This happened to a friend of mine in college.
SHlTpostsGALORE
Did he upgrade his connecting rods?
mpower214
It's Rodney!!
chrishallett83
Looks like he got chopped!
JaTheRed
offroadj
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Bystandr
Guys can suffer broken penises, girls. Please dont break the joy stick or you might not get as much joy as if you looked after it better !
Peepshow
I’m guessing it’s meant to be straight, yes?
implodingrat
this kills the penis
rawbske
RydWolf
That's almost as bad as a failed iron lotus maneuver.
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Guantanamobaae
epibase
Comet260
How does this happen in an engine?
captainfakeypants
Water in the intake. Intakes are behind the radiator - a good rule of thumb is don't drive in any puddles deeper than the badge on the front
GuW69
Good, my jeep doesnt have any badges
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Possibly hydrolock, water isn’t compressible, so it bends the rod, shortens it, piston pops out of the cylinder next rotation and *crunch!*
vandude9090
when a piston and connecting rod love each other very much...
DeZaim
Probably a stroker engine. Longer crank travel, plus bores that aren't quite long enough. Happens relatively often in an LS1 383 stroker.
DeZaim
Probably poorly explained, but the piston tilts in the bore due to the longer stroke and comparatively shorter bore as the crank rotates.
J3lek
That's exactly how penises get broken
TheHoleStretcher3000
Is it peni?
dumblemort11337
Or released
shahbrahdaman
Fractured*
MrSpaceBanana
Ugh... yeeeeeeep!
blackrasputin
I thought the post was a double entendres until I read the title.
uptaco
Abella Anderson. The meer thought still makes me cringe to this day....
PhilTheGoron
Same..curiosity got the best of me.
OrC23
I watched it once. Never again. I get sympathy pain just thinking about it.
AverageTortilla
Mere*
uptaco
Yes, meer.
ThatJerkYouKnow
Doot. Abella Anderson dick break vid.... every one seems traumatized.
niggakawaii
Damn I know that video. It still haunts me at night.
ILiekToCookAndBake
.
420moyase
.
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Cheesses
RIP
diabolischereintopf
His name was PercyJones.
Nathanfake
?
NachoPete
Pornstar who broke a dude's dick. I don't know details and would like to keep it that way.
uptaco
Oh, there's video.
ThatAssholeOverThere
I need
NachoPete
edgeman
thesleeve3d
Dear lord, it's already losing pixels. The meme cycle is measured in minutes by now.
SPudzyV2
Sugarblade
That was literally the last post. Wtf is happening.
NotSoSmartAlek
Not anymore.
Spocky730
Dear God that was fast. Welp, this is a thing now.
AslanTheGod
Yup.
Pigdogcow
Wow, that’s fresh.
CaptainPirate8
And so clean clean
Gameordie
What is this ?
TheManWithTheSevenScars
Can't break your penis if all you got is a little chode.
?1
Emmato
One, two, tree - NOPE!
sjphilyvt
Yus
buttbuttpartywagon
I saw this like 5 minutes ago and I already love where this is going
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
humanwreck90
Holy shit
DrunkSnoopy
I just seen that post
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
Absolutely amazing b
Sinmiedo1931
Something tells me we're going to see this face quite often. And I like it.
PapaNurgleLovesYou
Aenkyr
Breadsnake
I fucking love you and this site
KujiiiraArt
Iubderstandthatteference.jpg
Fapracadabra
Literally the next post over
whoisqaz
Add him to the meme calendar
h0nor
D.. did.. did you just assume its gender?
whoisqaz
I may have.
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Literally just swiped from that post
volcabsol
can you link my useless ass the post, i can't find it
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volcabsol
thank you, but i also wish i hadn't asked now
WhatYouDontKnowIsFrontier
Flavonoidz
Is it even a reference yet?.. Jesus.
BlueClickDiver
That didn't take long.
RichHammond
I'm out of the loop. What's it from?
cdnmDECEMBER
A post that got to front page maybe an hour or two ago
DickPicEnthusiast
You couldn't share a link?
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Ketheres
PGHobGoblin
Omg i laughed so hard when i saw it again!
Iateasnail2x
That was quick
WeaselBandit
HodgeNPodge
I love that this is becoming a response.
difinitus
#meta
whoisqaz
Perfect.
allcluedup
It will buff right out. Nothing to worry over
iwinyoulosebutkeepchecking
One time I saw this porn video where the chick was riding reverse cowboy...and when she came down one time...his dick bent like crazy. Ouch.
RachTrap
I once watched a porn and the guys dick was bending every which way and I was sitting there going, "wow he must be in pain" then realized he
RachTrap
was flaccid the whole time, but his cock was fucking massive. All I could think was, "they injected him with something to make it that big."
RachTrap
and that would explain why he was flaccid the entire time.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
I think that video gave me PTSD
chrono87
Abella Anderson
iwinyoulosebutkeepchecking
This was circa 2002. This was definitely a porn from late 90s or early 2000s. Abella Anderson started in 2007 according to porn wikis.
chrono87
Well shit. Lost in the mists of time
iwinyoulosebutkeepchecking
Sadly
qr1983
And she laughed about it.
Comet260
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
finnsto
Penises can fracture. It's a thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture
Gamergrl09
ITS SO BLUE WTF ITS LITERALLY COVERING THE ENTIRE THING OH GOD OW
SirDeadpool12
GuylnTheBack
Missionary it is for the rest of my life
mrNicholas
“usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation”
SparkyShowers
There was a court case about fault linked in the wiki... http://masscases.com/cases/app/63/63massappct516.html
therealbardman
You put a cast on it to fix?
therealbardman
Asking for a friend.
finnsto
It requires surgery.
iwinyoulosebutkeepchecking
Well yeah. You can damage other muscle tissue/tendon. Your penis isn't exempt from this
finnsto
In this case, it's not simply a muscle or tendon that is damaged. Penises are very complicated, structurally speaking.
finnsto
Plus, a penis fracture is a life threatening injury.
skelitor120
Hey. Hey, Wikipedia. Can I call you Wiki? Thanks, Wiki. That image isn't necessary. You can just describe the thing. Don't need that image.
spacedmonkee
I looked. Why did I look?
SqueezitTheClown
Oh my god it’s like a sad, abused elephant baby.