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Jonnymarre
He may have said no to roles as elves and leprechauns but he did say yes to Pixels.
HisDudness
"Only effects long bones in the arm and the legs." So what you're saying is he might be hung like a horse.
thornmallow
I had a sexy dream about him. I wasn't even interested before, just liked his acting. But now he's been my fantasy guy a few times. Weird
onetonjake
And he's from NEW JERSEY.
spacecadet103
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/imgur-peter-dinkas.png
gloupin
Women still go for people who are 6'2"... Story of my life, they only go for the shortie :(
Dangotang
IceCold01
deydontthinkitbelikeitisbutitdo
He just had to let us know he was a vegan.
somepeoplecallmeyou
He is one of the biggest actors in Hollywood now
dissapointinglysmallwhale
But he was an angry elf
deafmute
Must be from the south pole.
observationalist
Yeah, duh women don't actually find him sexy, and that's why he plays Tyrion so well. The self-knowledge is real.
USERnamemorelikeLOSERnameright
That mullet though
dontjustlookatiteatit
I have had more sex dreams about him than any other actor.
BoogaAndTheB52
The imgur community is suddenly conflicted after the final revelation of this post. How are they to shit on a vegetarian when the love GOT?
MinisterKai
From what I've seen, Imgur is really more anti-vegan than anti-vegitarian
smithdogg22
KiHarder
Space pants!
aselleus
That was a startlingly high-quality gif. Always upvote for space pants
duntouchme
13 moons is still one of the most amazing films about empathy and sympathy. everyone needs to see it
PenisShapedPoops
Call him elf one more time!
Resurrectionist
"He is a vegetarian" Well no wonder he's so short. He probably just needs some protein.
DavidHellmore
Maybe the real reason why he didn't grow is because he's a vegetarian..
LurkinGuud
Is it me or do Tyrian and Zoolander both have the Blue Steel look? Someone gif that
TheDogThatFollowsYouHome
https://media.giphy.com/media/zA1HusRGVy8CI/giphy.gif
spacecadet103
+1 because he actually was the "angry elf" in this movie haha
Legne
Hell, I think he's sexy
insertsupercoolusernamehere
Been a fan of his since I first saw him in The Station Agent, skilled actor and I respect his role choices.
Lisossoma
I loved him inthe Funeral film, he plays the deceased secret lover. The scene he reveals his connection to the deceased's sons is great
watercolortitties
Death at a funeral?
Lisossoma
Yeah, I couldn't remember the name yesterday. His eyebrow game showing his pictures with the deceased at gay parties is perfect
tcgl
I guess it just goes to show, no matter how famous & attractive you are, you still think others are better looking/have better luck.
tcgl
Personally I think he's quite attractive, even aside from fame & fortune. And his voice is swoony.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
Nothing that would make him feel "dirty"....and yet he agreed to Pixels....
wintercoat
Maybe he just wanted to do something to cool down from GoT. Everyone knows Adam Sandler movies are just an excuse for the actors to unwind.
doonie926
Dude he killed it in pixels. What are you talking about. Dinklage is hilarious when he plays non serious roles.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Well, no. They're an excuse to make a shit ton of money by falsifying how much they actually need in the film's budget.
ShrubNinja
Yeah, the way I see it this wasn't a "We need a midget" role. Just another silly character in a Sandler movie.
Koshka89
I wanna know what the last pic's quote is. . .
TheBundleOfSticksFormerlyKnownAsOP
Words are tools of imagery in motion, - Sam Shepard
Koshka89
Thank you, friend!
Arlok
you couldn't read that?
Stache13081
Sure. "Swords are tools of imagery in motion." - my quote was, "Who's Sam Shepard?" -but no one answered.
myglassesarebiggerthanyours
"That only affects the long bones in his arms and legs" - so that means his twig and berries are like knee length?
ZombieDK
How will they know its the cock of a dwarf? Well, its dwarf sized. THINK AGAIN!
JasonD
But why isn't his rib cage relatively huge?
theholyinquisition
It is, if you look at other little people.
LoveYourBodyLarry
Fun fact: Because the male sex organ contains no actual bones the size of the penis is not directly proportional to height of the "wearer"
LoveYourBodyLarry
There is still a correlation in size but not a direct proportion.
Isopor
Ehhh. Are you sure about that? Source?
BasisPoints
source: i do a lot of research in this particular genre
Beckinpdx
So what you are saying is angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.
aboriginalmanhoodquest
That is the correct scientific term and yes.
termenzor
Nah, it's directly proportional to the measure of the pleasure.
Guanjyn
He toured with a German freak show for years under the pseudonym The Human Tripod
MarilynKerr1
And _that_ didn't make him feel "dirty"???
myglassesarebiggerthanyours
I want this to be true so I can find pictures.
Dicho83
His signature move was spinning a plate on stick, except he was the plate ... and there was no stick.
IDidItForTheSlunk
Or as the troop called him "Das Menschlichen Stativ"!!!
BillyRex
Menschliche*
FatBastardVegetarian
He is one of America's greatest living actors. Period. No adjective necessary.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
He is one of actors.
FatBastardVegetarian
Y'all know what I meant. I just didn't want to refer to his gigantic penis size.
MakeItBackAlright
I love his acting, but his accent is... meh
rxse7en
That's a very short description
ForgeoftheWordsmith
I'm thinkin' "qualifier" is the word you wanted here.
TonyBalogna
Except for "Mullet". Wait...that's not an Adjective. "Mullety".
thedownlowe
Holyshitballsoup
*one half of one of America's greatest living actors, you mean?
Holyshitballsoup
I'm kidding... I think he's fantastic. It was just too easy.
Modaflocker
Isn't living an adjective in this case?
Thetwitchy1
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct
chloramphenicolderivative
Greatest is also an adjective. Did @FatBastardVegetarian mean "He is one of America's actors"? It's true, but doesn't really say a lot.
Sangu1
No, but it does say he's American. We must go deeper! ... "He is one actor."
SenoraZorra
He is actor.
wailiniazzarnelo
He is