Jan 4, 2018 8:14 AM
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Mugombie
the fact he got that far is impressive
overcookedchickennugget
Good fucking day Sir.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Screw that for a game of soldiers!
josanReactionPrince
Where does he think he's gonna go lol
samonster12
I’m a Floridian-I get no snow
twoshady
fuck that
AnomolousHippopotomus
We're gonna need a bigger shovel
ScaliasDissents
That is someone’s lance corporal building character
Itsasnowconemaker
Boss be like: your late for work. No excuses!
OutKast34
Might want to invest in snow plows...
Evenlymade
Salt. They crave the mineral
MaxximumB
Modern day Sisyphus
Toecutteris
Nice..
Merax75
He's gonna be there a while I'd say.
rimehoarfrost
A little man chopping down a big tree.
Oliveborn
I like that he took time to do the other side too, like he isn't just shoveling to get thru. Good human.
Xyzair
What is that black dot? Wait was this taken from a security camera?
Niggorai
This reminds me of Contingency, that missile launch mission in Call of Duty MW2
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
Holy ship!!
TheShadowsLengthen
Would be done quicker by just litting up a gas trail going to the road . Should do the trick; doesn't deal with the police though...
cactuskid1956
did he get the standard 10 bucks for doing the driveway??
ReginaldMurrayWilliams
Man needs a blow torch or three.
theslybanananana
Russia or Canada?
TasteOfNoise
looks like norfolk naval shipyard.
ckone3019
Just another day in Canada....
KickRocksYaHoser
In Canada the snowfall replaces any shovelled snow, shovel do not work here
RyuAzuku
Montana b like "you still got school today"
SeRaQt
Time to bring out the Heavy Machinery- v
blueindigo9924
On the inside of the blades hooked up to four car batteries and floor it through the snow like a bulky ice skater on crack
PaulTomblin
You vastly under estimate the latent heat of fusion of water. You’ll be lucky if you manage a foot a day.
Elonth
i'm to tired to list the dozens of reasons why that wouldn't work with that amount of snow.
OtterlyMagnificent
On the other hand, if you replace the copper wiring with a bunch of trolling motors facing sideways, it might work.
Take it from a southerner I may not see snow but I'll attach two pieces of metal to my truck in a v shape with a run of copper wire
5P4C3M4N
I read this in my head with a southern accent
Druidtton
Copper wire turns to dust in this type of weather.
weirdfinger
You clearly don’t see snow.
*wind
Xeddius
"Piercing cold Wong"
Lol ice every one three years we just get biting piercing cold Wong for a month out of the year and 99 to 106 degrees is common
Coolbacca
"My heart is breaking for you, how do you manage?" -Most of the North East right now
flamingflamingo
Me, standing in a -40 degree wind chill trying to chip sheer ice off my wind shield and dig my car out of the snow: That sounds rough.
Right, it's like telling a terminally ill person how much the flu sucks
Landship
Australian here, what is that white stuff?
ImakeEverythingAwkward
Semen
KingZullu
Insecticide
JaVomon
Its called "Snow" consist on the precipitation of tiny crystals of ice at low temperatures
Elpupperino
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Like sand, but softer and goes away when it's hot.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
White bullshit
PhenTsoksar
It's the natural environment for Snow Mexicans, Tim Horton's powdered sugar
H2ONerd
NewToTheEnterwbs
Splooge
MingsterL
concorde77
A problem
iDrawStuff
Powdered despair and futility.
ThatMonkeyFromCaptainPlanet
The only thing that can kill your venomous spiders, snakes, scorpions, jellyfish and any kangaroo all at one time.
VeryRealGirlAndNotRussianBot
Second Australian here, does it try and kill you?
Greeneyeddevil
Ice moves like it's got a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and it got a taste for it.
Depends how much you try to eat
MayorMcWeed
Oh yeah, only by sheer force of will though. And weight. And cold.
TommyWiseauAllAmericanGuy
I don’t know mate but I think we should wrastle it to find out
imalumberjackandimok2000
Found the Australian scientist
Amythyst
Considering you don't have it in Australia, probably not.
kromosdomos
We have it, just not very much of it...
TanithRosenbaum
German here. Yes, it does, very much so. You could say it's a pretty cold killer.
cattaxinspector
Swiss here. can confirm. https://youtu.be/pXniHwq1cwY
Whowhointhepoo
Cocaine
poorwhitetrash
God I miss college.
Bananananananananananananananaannaananannaanamma
And i miss cocaine
idriveajunkerplymouth
Where do you go? University of Trenton?
Hungrypiemonger
Hey,... we,... have a University?
AgentLinch
Canada’s dandruff
Placentaur
Canadandruff
ThatOneCanadianBuddy
Sorry eh
CasualMemeLord
As another Canadian, we can say sorry without actually feeling sorry. Which is what my Canadian pal is saying
[deleted]
Yeah that's it! And that's why we Canadians can understand each other well. Except the newfies.
Mugombie
the fact he got that far is impressive
overcookedchickennugget
Good fucking day Sir.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Screw that for a game of soldiers!
josanReactionPrince
Where does he think he's gonna go lol
samonster12
I’m a Floridian-I get no snow
twoshady
fuck that
AnomolousHippopotomus
We're gonna need a bigger shovel
ScaliasDissents
That is someone’s lance corporal building character
Itsasnowconemaker
Boss be like: your late for work. No excuses!
OutKast34
Might want to invest in snow plows...
Evenlymade
Salt. They crave the mineral
MaxximumB
Modern day Sisyphus
Toecutteris
Nice..
Merax75
He's gonna be there a while I'd say.
rimehoarfrost
A little man chopping down a big tree.
Oliveborn
I like that he took time to do the other side too, like he isn't just shoveling to get thru. Good human.
Xyzair
What is that black dot? Wait was this taken from a security camera?
Niggorai
This reminds me of Contingency, that missile launch mission in Call of Duty MW2
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
Holy ship!!
TheShadowsLengthen
Would be done quicker by just litting up a gas trail going to the road . Should do the trick; doesn't deal with the police though...
cactuskid1956
did he get the standard 10 bucks for doing the driveway??
ReginaldMurrayWilliams
Man needs a blow torch or three.
theslybanananana
Russia or Canada?
TasteOfNoise
looks like norfolk naval shipyard.
ckone3019
Just another day in Canada....
KickRocksYaHoser
In Canada the snowfall replaces any shovelled snow, shovel do not work here
RyuAzuku
Montana b like "you still got school today"
SeRaQt
Time to bring out the Heavy Machinery-
v
blueindigo9924
On the inside of the blades hooked up to four car batteries and floor it through the snow like a bulky ice skater on crack
PaulTomblin
You vastly under estimate the latent heat of fusion of water. You’ll be lucky if you manage a foot a day.
Elonth
i'm to tired to list the dozens of reasons why that wouldn't work with that amount of snow.
OtterlyMagnificent
On the other hand, if you replace the copper wiring with a bunch of trolling motors facing sideways, it might work.
blueindigo9924
Take it from a southerner I may not see snow but I'll attach two pieces of metal to my truck in a v shape with a run of copper wire
5P4C3M4N
I read this in my head with a southern accent
Druidtton
Copper wire turns to dust in this type of weather.
weirdfinger
You clearly don’t see snow.
blueindigo9924
*wind
Xeddius
"Piercing cold Wong"
blueindigo9924
Lol ice every one three years we just get biting piercing cold Wong for a month out of the year and 99 to 106 degrees is common
Coolbacca
"My heart is breaking for you, how do you manage?" -Most of the North East right now
flamingflamingo
Me, standing in a -40 degree wind chill trying to chip sheer ice off my wind shield and dig my car out of the snow: That sounds rough.
KickRocksYaHoser
Right, it's like telling a terminally ill person how much the flu sucks
Landship
Australian here, what is that white stuff?
ImakeEverythingAwkward
Semen
KingZullu
Insecticide
JaVomon
Its called "Snow" consist on the precipitation of tiny crystals of ice at low temperatures
Elpupperino
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Like sand, but softer and goes away when it's hot.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
White bullshit
PhenTsoksar
It's the natural environment for Snow Mexicans, Tim Horton's powdered sugar
H2ONerd
NewToTheEnterwbs
Splooge
MingsterL
concorde77
A problem
iDrawStuff
Powdered despair and futility.
ThatMonkeyFromCaptainPlanet
The only thing that can kill your venomous spiders, snakes, scorpions, jellyfish and any kangaroo all at one time.
VeryRealGirlAndNotRussianBot
Second Australian here, does it try and kill you?
Greeneyeddevil
Ice moves like it's got a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and it got a taste for it.
Coolbacca
Depends how much you try to eat
MayorMcWeed
Oh yeah, only by sheer force of will though. And weight. And cold.
TommyWiseauAllAmericanGuy
I don’t know mate but I think we should wrastle it to find out
imalumberjackandimok2000
Found the Australian scientist
Amythyst
Considering you don't have it in Australia, probably not.
kromosdomos
We have it, just not very much of it...
TanithRosenbaum
German here. Yes, it does, very much so. You could say it's a pretty cold killer.
cattaxinspector
Swiss here. can confirm. https://youtu.be/pXniHwq1cwY
Whowhointhepoo
Cocaine
poorwhitetrash
God I miss college.
Bananananananananananananananaannaananannaanamma
And i miss cocaine
idriveajunkerplymouth
Where do you go? University of Trenton?
Hungrypiemonger
Hey,... we,... have a University?
AgentLinch
Canada’s dandruff
Placentaur
Canadandruff
ThatOneCanadianBuddy
Sorry eh
CasualMemeLord
As another Canadian, we can say sorry without actually feeling sorry. Which is what my Canadian pal is saying
[deleted]
[deleted]
CasualMemeLord
Yeah that's it! And that's why we Canadians can understand each other well. Except the newfies.