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#funny #insane
Jan 7, 2018 1:01 PM
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#funny #insane
ResistUrgeToFineDine
i actually sometimea drink chocolate syrup like that, i fucking love chocolate
MuttMcborkwoof
Is that bibi dunkles?
Markersman
DeafMatcH
use a bleach bottle nexr time and they will freak out
YouDunMessdUpAAron
I used to use a ketchup bottle for water. Once i were stressed pressed a whole mothful... i took the wrong bottle
WolfePhoto
Be careful. Certain plastics aren’t meant to be reused and break down over time.
olegh
Avoid heating it is good advice. Otherwise, if it's a food container, it is safe. A benefit of the large regulatory framework in the west
assmaster4000
Aimlockbelch
After Election Day 2016, I did the same with a vodka bottle. Used it for months as a water bottle. All my coworkers loved seeing it.
murdermittensforkittens
... insane in the brain
Aloneaftercourt
Yogart in a Mayo jar
testingg
Ironically enough chocolate milk is one of the best post workout rehabs
astrangehop
huh, its got sugar, fat, and electrolytes, is it anti inflammatory or anything cool?
testingg
Calorie replacement, "good" fats, nothing else cool, except cow power
wambu
Try some vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar as a snack.
NewarkWilder
I do this at night when no one is around...in the dark...
sparrowjam
I do this with maple syrup
james25000
My wife does this...maintains eye contact throughout.
punkybeanster
Same.
SuperJew12
And it’s filled with chocolate, not water.
dystopianbarbie
User name checks out
VinnyVinnVin
IHearTheCosmos
I would be like this
80percentlegs
IHearTheCosmos
TopNotchAssEater
Also try blue Windex in a Gatorade bottle. Haha classic
GothicGarlic
WuProgress
Memebrane*
fluger
My dad would actually do this. We always had one of those on hand and he'd take swigs of it like other kids' dads would drink liquor.
MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings
I admit it's clever and funny, but insane? Also, no selfies.
apercent
Technically it's also a story
astinus
Yeah that's not a rule.
OverpricedCrayon
thats not OP
ProfessorDumbass
/a/GTbFq or reposts
SovereignPhantasmia
A reposted selfie!? Dear god, what have they done!?
username678
It’s not a selfie thooough. It’s a picture of a person doing something relevant to the comedic point of the post. I don’t call 1/?
[deleted]
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username678
Isn’t just some plain selfie with no text
MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings
If they don't wanna draw the selfie foul, they should remove the personal pronouns.
InsaneInMembrane
You rang?
JaimeFaireDesCroquettesAuChienLaaLaaaLaaaa
Insane in the brain!
SublteTextErrors
When there's only a little left, I'll take off the cap and put some milk in there. Easy way to make chocolate milk.
CaliforniaMoon
Brilliant
dumbells
Gangsta
Logan9Fingers
You havent by any chance done any mythbusting lately?
BitchySadElvenMermaid
or singing for paramore
mratio
HardcoreMango
Darthwaffler
I remember this episode! It's the one where they try to fold a single piece of paper more than 7 times.
fathersisterberzerker
Pretty everything.
Jonataurus
WoodScrew.jpg
LunarEntropy
She has pretty eyes.
MrSnowy
She has pretty everything
mratio
whatafoolbelieves
Vanessa Bayer from SNL?
OrkfaellerX
Pretty sure shes a Metal Gear character. https://img00.deviantart.net/01d7/i/2010/168/7/0/mgs4_meryl_in_a_firefight_by_drekrief.jpg
mratio
Come on now...Kari Byron from Mythbusters
theycallmeMrGlass
Does anyone else pour milk in the bottle to get the last bit?
odetonow
Absolutely
MoxieMiscellany
Yyyyup.
booooooort
Yeah. And I always say "shaken not stirred" when I do it.
FsImgur
You have serious issues. I like you.
cptscragglebeard
I do now.
milchig
What now? Tell me this works
comartin654711
Totally wor
DevilDisowned
I'm on edge. Were you hit by a bus while completing this task?
comartin654711
No my computer does this thing where if I get a ping from discord the keyboard stops working momentarily.
DevilDisowned
Glad to know you're still with us.
justsnilloc
When there is just a little bit left, pour some milk inside and shake it up. Instant chocolate milk.
theycallmeMrGlass
Totally works, only probably is it gets very bubbly.
datma
Newsflash: nobody thinks you aare drinking chocolate syrup, but they can probably tell that you are thirsty for attention
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
Thank you
GloriousPubes
So are you. But she's funny whereas you're just a dick.
KonaDarbles
80percentlegs
schmonday
No fun allowed, eh?
JohnCheshirsky
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/731/143/3e3.jpg
Jusmar
I mean..it's true
ConfirmologistUK
It's true, but it's also funny. You can choose whether to look at the positive side or the negative side.
TheTommymua
alot of people find doing this to be fun and funny, they arent always looking for attention ffs, and even if they was whats wrong with that
BeavisIsAButthead
grammar
maythefrackbewithyou
axio720
Don't forget to cup the balls
ZNinny
I am all that is man!
knubbz
It's sickening that this isn't the top comment
Rootiestbegga
Go girlfriend! It's your birthday!
hippocampus
That's actually whiskey in there-
ramshackleackle
Right meow!
BrohantasaurusRex
Remember to cup the balls and loosen the throat
SilentMajority420
The very first time I ever got high, I chugged a whole bottle of syrup.
MrMuddButler
Relax the throat
VanDammesForeheadCyst
Open up the jaw.
perkamoose
I have done this to prove it could be done.... shit syrup for three days.
beardedwolf
I had a roommate that did that at Waffle House once. Went right through him and our bathroom smelled like syrup for a week.
VanDammesForeheadCyst
Win-win?
DuchessGummiBunns
Don't forget to cup the balls
2oldforthis
Fun fact. Chugging syrup can kill you.
ReverendMoses
I mean yea, but not that much.
ReverendMoses
I mean, yea it can but not with just that bottles worth. Source: I've done it. Definitely sucks though, was shaking from the amount of sugar
randolphina
Fun fact: chugging anything can kill you, its the amount that matters, and the amount that will kill half the population is called the LD50
2oldforthis
Yeah breathing air can kill you too. The point is this syrup thing is causing people harm.
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Technically, it's the concentration that matters. LD50 is usually given as unit of substance per mass of individual.
ThePiedPiperofRuination
For example, the LD50 of caffeine is 192 mg of caffeine/kg of rat body mass.
forResearchPurposesOnly
Fun fact: They were really chugging syrup during the filming of that scene.
RepostingCyberBully
jsparker43
Username checks
TheBlackWindHowls
Lookin' pretty watery for real syrup.
plugincitizen
They tried doing it with iced tea first but it gave a watery look. So they really chugged the maple syrup for the takes in the movie.
Zaghrenaut
In the commentary on the dvd they say it was a mix of syrup and ice tea... Looking closely you can tell when it was switched...
Zaghrenaut
Certain shots (likely reshoots) it was switched... Before it sounded like I was implying it was mixed, but it was either 100% syrup or tea..
ISaidSarcastically
Never going to win with those thin little bird lips
spacecadet103
Brown magic
mratio
This guy's got these big old powerful lips. Am I correct, Thorn?
AZGrowler
I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
MaryPoppinsYalll
Well it's a good thing you didn't order hashbrowns then! You know if they chugged.....ketchup
ISaidSarcastically
I’m an idiot.
VanDammesForeheadCyst
Goddamn that blonde cop was fucking hot.
PoweredbyOSengine
Also try blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle!
fatmanandthrobbin
Oh my god you guys don't know what you've started...
imgurusername7
All you guys freaking out about traces of windex... have a think for a minute about how the glasses in hotel rooms are always so sparkly...
Fleaofpain
Peppermint schnapps in a non alcoholic mouthwash bottle.
DaierMune
"It keeps me from streaking..."
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Nutella in a diaper
TedBrasirSucksCock
Or blue Boone's Farm.
imreallynotspecial
Mix strawberry jello powder in milk, fill a pepto bismol bottle. Taste great, no worry about chemicals, still gets the looks when chugged
CalOShaughnessy
But I like the taste of Pepto... reminds me of dubble bubble.
automaticallymoderated
It tastes like that blue winter fresh gum.
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
(1/3) A friend used to run a full service gas station, he took a windshield washer fluid bottle, emptied and sterilized it. He then filled
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
(2/3) It with blue Powerade. Between dealing with customers he'd walk over and take swigs. He lasted the better part of one afternoon before
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
(3/3) someone called head office seriously concerned about the health and sanity of him.
OneShucklak
I drink windex when i feel like taking all my clothes off and running around, for it prevents me from streaking.
TheForceRestrained
Tide pods in a tide pods box
DrKenAdams
I like to run around naked, this keeps me from streaking.
NoodleDriver
Vanilla pudding in a mayo jar.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Chocolate pudding out of a 'stool sample' medical container.
RobertKazamakis
Sorry to break it to you bout those are just labeled as sterile containers now:/
SpecialContainmentProcedures
People don't know that. Just put 'stool sample' on it.
nickdillinger
Like the Amazing Jonathan?
Starwaster
You are an evil person. Enjoy the upvotes :P
ayoungerdumberronswanson
Dr Jan Itor, I presume?
snowman520182
Blue Gatorade is garbage though. I'd rather drink the Windex.
Slim617
Chemicals seap into plastic. So you are drinking small traces of windex. Science.
DontTazeMeBrah
*Science, BITCH
Hydrapod
No, not unless chemicals also seep out of plastic. Conclusion unsupported by your data. Science.
Slim617
Please see me after class. Your concept of science is stupidity. How can you determine what is completely removed? the risk is just stopid
Insomniacmother
Plastic is like a mesh, so yes it seeps out & in... that is why food safe plastic exists...
Tard0m0nk3y
Windex in a Gatorade bottle.
ParryLost
That sounds healthier
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Poop in a nutella jar
realspice
What a sick prank
livingscreamydreamy
My favorite
Mockingbirb
Wintorade in a Gadex bottle.
ThePriseFighterInferno64
Summortade in a Straightex Bottle...
MnightShariaLaw
Windbottle in a Gadorex
SeregRauko
Isn't gatorade basically the same as windex anyways?
kmikl
Only if you're greek.
potatoebottom
until one day you grab the wrong one
Mumalot
just make sure you clean the F outta it before you use it for Drinks...
Mumalot
or not... DARWIN!
BeerBatteredandBold
Bleach in a bleach bottle...
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
more bleach for the bleach god
Amesang
helpthebearsareeatingme
Well geez i wonder...
xc3llarati0n
I have lost all hope that humanity has a chance of survival
maythefrackbewithyou
Rickhard16
Buzzkill
SchmoneyDanceMillieRockWooWalk
It literally says scrubs quotes in the picture
RandAIFlagg
citation needed
Irishda
Scintillating
Lemau
I love that response for some reason. Kelso brings it perfectly, of course.
Irishda
He was regularly hailed by the cast at being the master of one liners
5P4C3M4N
Sauce please
madjo
Sandstorm - Da Rude
maythefrackbewithyou
KnifeKnut
I have never even seen the show, and I know that this is from Scrubs.
Campfirebacon
Scrubs, you scrub.
jinko82
how do people not know of this show?
krispypictures
The show first aired almost 17 years ago and has been off the air for 8 years already. Just because we’re old now, doesn’t mean everyone is.
ZekeAnima
Watch the entire Scrubs series. Just necause it's good.
ZekeAnima
because*
Pandaman1618
Except season 9. The show ended at 8
ZekeAnima
There were more than 8 seasons? I can't seem to recall...
ChuckWeiss
Season 9? The fuck are you talking about? They never made a terrible season 9 that was missing half the cast and lost the charm of the show.
shadowex3
Don't do this, bad things leech into plastic that you can't necessarily guarantee you wash out.
dunecat1337
Just don't do it every day.
RabidDingo
Those damn blood suckers...
Chols
So the “Bad things” leach in and out of the plastic as they wish?
BishlamekGurpgork
They kinda do, yeah.
madmatt2024
You can buy brand new unused spray bottles that are designed for cleaners, would have the same effect.
Mikalhvi
Better to buy one purposefully meant for food use (like a spray bottle marketed towards marinade usage or something)
madmatt2024
It won't matter if you are doing it for a prank once or twice.
Mikalhvi
But why take the risk in the first place?
pfiidude2
As an average citizen with no scientific background or experience... i can adamantly say, with out a doubt in my mind, no....
shadowex3
As a slightly below average citizen with non-trivial medical training... I can adamantly say, without a doubt in my mind, see you in the ER.
GPLink
I mean just cause you say it doesn't mean its true. You have the resource of the internet at your hands so for things like this, look for it
lovehandlesmessiah
https://www.fda.gov/Food/IngredientsPackagingLabeling/FoodAdditivesIngredients/ucm355155.htm
GPLink
This only applies for food safe plastic. Windex bottles are not refulated by the FDA.
dotslashsandwich
But it's non-toxic
Tigtip
I have used windex to melt ants. Thats pretty toxic.
DeltaBird
That's pretty *metal*
shadowex3
"non-toxic" means it's not gonna poison you if you use it as intended, not that it's not going to poison you if you DRINK OUT OF THE BOTTLE
DeltaBird
*taking notes* don't... chug... windex... Got it!
wardenclyfe
Good to know!
BishlamekGurpgork
It's a windex bottle. It once contained windex. This is what they're saying may leech into the plastic.
lovehandlesmessiah
A little ammonia residue never hurt no one. Nitrogen poisoning builds character. All plastics can leech components based on chemistry. SMH
snowman520182
So you buy a brand new spray bottle, slap a Windex label on it, and voila.
BishlamekGurpgork
Yeah. That's fine. It's not gatorade in a windex bottle, which is why it's fine.
OaksParcel
But
OaksParcel
it's non-toxic
arrbos
You can get some food-grade plastic bottles easy enough. Though you'd have to transfer the label somehow, or maybe print one out.
servingmytimeinusersub
But now you are talking actual effort. Not happening
TheGirafe
Or just get like a spray bottle that comes empty for like a dollar at grocery stores. Then you don't even have to put a label.
arrbos
Well, the idea is that you have a "Windex" bottle containing gatorade. So you kinda need the label. :)
Wobbixx
Honestly? Blue liquid in a spray bottle? Imma assume windex