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Do you even lift?
Sep 7, 2016 3:27 PM
LikeIHadAChoice
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Do you even lift?
LenoreO
This guy has form for painful handshakes there was a post with various world leaders grimacing whilst shaking his hand
1DangerousNoodle
That changing tie color though
JaXm
I'm just gonna go and say it: Bruh need to just bite the bullet, and shave his head. Stop trying to hold on to the last vestiges of his hair
Basslicks
"The grip is strong with this one" - William Vader
SchmuseTigger
Only assholes do that.
ThisFireGrowsHigher
He's the extra handsy Colonel.
narendrakimodi
modi is the devil
drenrepus
That is actually curry residue.
teamSafeway
@seafarinhooligan
tonksl
Why does thus annoy me so much, that this happens to his hand cuz that guy squeezed 2 hard. I heard its a show of power etc
Cela84
Am always a little confused when elderly gentlemen try to crush my hand. DOMINANCE!
Alexop98
When you meet her father
AllOfTheCandyCorn
Omg his thumb nail though... ????
mataleao87
Isn't this because of something genetic in the royal bloodline? Or am I making that up
Guffelbeere
That's some strange thumb.
RedCamaro
I bet his wife's titties are red as hell
IEndLives
I'm sensing someone's a bit Modi
totallynotcharlieford
ewwww look at his fucking thumbnail
Hobbityone
When saying "sorry" for ruling over you just isn't quite enough...
walterquade
The boy eats a lot of salt.
mylastaccountgotbanned545
Too much masturbatoin.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
the key to surviving a crushing handshake is to dive in there. you need the web of your thumb hard into theirs.
Gawky
I just ask them politely why they are doing it, pointing out bad behaviour to people around them is so much fun
Cere4l
my hand is extremely flexible and kinda lacks strength. people who give strong handshakes usually look weird when they shake my hand
xpiation
My dad used to squeeze my hand with a handshake every night and I started squeezing back. Now I can crush my enemies with civil handshakes.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
because if they get your hand between their palm and fingers it is game over before the squeezing starts
allmostthere1234
Soooo your sure your not Joe the sex Ed teacher I know cause that comment tho
spookytwigg
There's also the methods of hyper overacting the pain or screaming "God, this is making me horny!" at them.
msg43
Anyone notice the crazy thumbnail on this inbred albino monkey?
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
From my experience the average Indian grip is much stronger than most.
jam6549
I actually found the opposite when visiting the country
UnluckyKeys
Handshake so tight it changed the color of his tie
NotThatJoeYouKnow
the light and focus of the two pictures is different which may account for the tie looking a slightly different shade
unclemachete
The handshake cut it's circulation.
AmiEvilYet
And the number of flags in the background
PhilbertPhrog
And the plaque on the wall.
PartyLikeIts1994
And the color of his suit.
Scaros
Seriously whats tha about?
PhilbertPhrog
Three words: New. World. Order.
thesadbitch29
Nobody else pointed dis out! U need to be d too commentor
thesadbitch29
Why am I getting down voted for a normal comment?
JebediahJones
You have a strange definition of "normal"
thesadbitch29
*top
Piornet
He went Civilization Gandhi.
ScryForSciFi
buttersmgur
Brits are so pale the rest of his hand got sunburnt immediately
nednednedned
You caused an audible nose-laugh. Bravo, sir!
rubbarz
What do you expect from a Country where its like a national holiday when the sun comes out.
Dualpsiioniic
But then it stays out for a *bit* too long and we have to go inside and recover for at least 2 days.
Deadpoolio7
And we all congregate near water, even if it's water we can't go in.
cxllxmtattoo
Blackpool??
Deadpoolio7
Bristol in my case. People gather on the floating harbour despite it being a good few feet above the water and the water being horrendous
iamthisguy247
Curry related contact burn.
Hobbityone
Pffft Brits handle curry better than moat bloody Indians
aazer
Ah yes, British Curry, or as we Indians call it, tomatoes, cream and meat.
Hobbityone
Isn't that what Brummies call an Indian curry?
iamthisguy247
As an Indian, I pffft your pffft.
Hobbityone
As a Brit, I pffft your pffft to my pffft.
iamthisguy247
Pffft.
Singlesignal
As an Indian I second your pfft.
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
Well, that handshake should make up for 300yrs of oppressive rule.
Wimpymind
Gentle spreading of civilization*
PraiseGoogle
Eh right of conquest.
TheAngryEngineer
Come back when it reaches 800
IPostedWhat
"Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! Violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!"
trollingworld
400 years mate
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
I left off the years that were not full on England. Dutch Trading Company had 'em for a few years.
trollingworld
everyone had india, such a whore
bcapo
400 years of the British
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
335 if we are being precise, I dropped a few considering some of the years were slightly less oppressive.
FunkMasterPanda
That's like saying I raped you for 3 and a half hours but I dropped 30 min cause I used lube at first
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
Wow thanks for that imagery!
SmellyPotatoMan
Hey that's pretty considerate of you.
Rengii
You shouldn't define a person based on 3 and a half hours of action! -Brock Turner's dad.
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
More than likely it's a simple matter of bloodflow. William has good circulation, thus red hands but white grip. (yes, I'm fun at parties)
Disto
It's a sign of dehydration.
gallonsofhairspray
Ditto disto
ducksinarow
I'm thinking his hands were cold...
pravetz
I have this too - it's called reynauds phenomenon or something like that.
tombombadilf
Who would have thought that selected breeding would have led to circulation problems?
PraiseMelora
Was gonna say this due to the color of his other hand.
NoLuckCatchingThemSwansThen
Should be the opposite, skin blanching due to pressure goes away instantaneously in people with good circulation.
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Hrmmm, then perhaps he has good flow but he's retaining water? Or the photo was snapped not too long after + vicelike grip?
IadosTherai
No it's an indication of poor circulation most likely due to the accidental inbreeding caused by marital elitism of European nobility.
IadosTherai
Or so one of the top comments says nearly every time this is posted.