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https://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/fort-worth/article253024688.html
Jul 26, 2021 3:04 PM
ButtersTheCat
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https://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/fort-worth/article253024688.html
Maldraek
They go old school in Ft. Worth.
SerenityBrownCoatLover7
ImurevJourhein
We will we will rock you!
ahorseelbowdeepinme
This is why we need stricter rock-control laws. Tell your congressman to pass the Flintstone act!
UnattendedDeviant
They probably did a backyard check before getting access to rocks though.
natabus
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Why didn't they wait for a good guy with a gun?
SteelSpaceBandit
He realized there was a good chance he would have been shot by the cops... ooh hey look a rock!
potatorat45
Rock was handier. The good guys quit signing up for lawsuits, easier to claim a rock wasn't designed for extra suffering.
ZebraCockSandwich
The brick was closer, and all the guns were probably still in their houses.
DarthSanguis38
This truly has been the year of "fuck around, find out"
empath
yeah; 2020 was the year of 'fuck around'; 2021 is the year of 'find out'
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
imagine nailing the dude with a rock in the head and then standing over him and just dropping pavers on the gunman
Gorgrim
The only way to stop a guy with a gun... is apparently a bunch of people with stones
bisbob
I love stories with happy endings.
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
My hometown makin’ me proud! *starts bawling*
SoberAndBored
Your hometown totally rocks!
weigherofsouls
Never bring a gun to a brick fight...
PutThePRNDLinD
Going biblical on his ass...
xyxyxyxy31
SpanishLisp
There’s a bit of an irony there, except looking at some priests’ recent behavior…
HerdPapley
This dude died by being stoned. Marijuana harmless? I think NOT!
memnm544
I laughed out loud at that.
SerialChickenLover
I heard he injected at least 5 marijuana
WehWehWeh
Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is some good guys with stones
tumantorak
When you run out of ammo but can still control NPCs.
Adamarket
I hope they were listening to Queen's "We Will Rock You."
mvnash9000
Stones don’t kill people. People kill people. I’m a responsible stone owner. I keep my stones locked in a safe
Aaronb1138
Funny, your wife said she keeps them in her purse.
SerialChickenLover
What a fucking way to go out. Must have hurt like shit until it didn’t.
Qualtagh
Hard to tell from the description; might've just been one solid hit to the head
txronin55
I saw the news coverage. There were several stones in the street, big ones. Waiting on coroner's report for official COD.
johnnyunlikely
Uhhh stones?
txronin55
Paver/landscaping stones.
iAlwaysUpvoteMN
Don’t bring a gun to a brick fight I guess
Rugmimgu
Finally some heartwarming news!
Solkanarmy
"gardening stones" what, like a shovel-shaped one, a lawnmower-shaped one...?
ihadtochangenickname
no, stones from a zen garden
oldpotatoes
I guess a good guy with a gun isn't the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun.
JahNoodles
This is how we fight back! You wanna GTA irl? Prepare to get Stoned!
BeastofKnowledge
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
ok everyone go home, this one wins
XthaKung
"AHHHHHHHHHRRRGH!!!!" - Also Treebeard
WARHAMMER405
When Treebeard roared in anger over what happened to his fellow Ents you knew shit just got real and Saruman was screwed.
Emulen
The best bit imo is "it is likely that we go to our doom"
Vergenbuurg
John Rhys Davies is fantastic, in both physical performance and vocals.
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Cheomesh
You mean Noree Moneo, Mentat to the Duke?
theoggoldfish
I thought people need to carry firearms for this type of protection? Why use stones?
thelocalcorner
Perhaps they figured it was a family event and no gun was needed. I've had my ccl for 2 years only carried 3 times
txronin55
News reported that he left after an argument then returned with a gun so he wasn't carrying initially.
thelocalcorner
Unfortunate that uncontrolled anger led to that.
Zellacat
Ammo has gotten very expensive & should be used as a last resort.
butts4hats
He must of said Jehovah
imgurianitarian
blooocean
“Nice shot!” *applause*
Catimodes
Of?
Strangedays2024
"Throws stone, and adjusts fake beard."
Fawin
Are there any women here today?
Strangedays2024
No no, no women...
Fawin
Right....
Robvp
All he said was "this piece of halibut is good enough for Jehovah"
blooocean
I’m warning you! If you say Jehovah once more!
Robvp
Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
blooocean
“BLASHPEMY! He said it again!”
superhands01
So you mean you don't need guns to defend yourself... Interesting
bigblindguy
There's a reason there's always money to repave outside City Hall, if you could pull the stones up democracy might work again.
NAbsentia
Right. As long as you are good with taking one dead and several injured.
juantoo3fore
A mean if you wanna bring some stones to a gunfight.. good luck
Haidere1988
I mean...we have evidence it worked.
captnrob
The one dead guy and 3 injured may beg to differ on this one.
ZebraCockSandwich
I mean, it was several people with bricks vs one guy with a gun, and he hurt more people. so the gun is still more effective here.
superhands01
My point was that there was no need for guns and the argument "I need it to defend myself" is rubbish.
ZebraCockSandwich
as long as you have a crowd and bricks, sure. the individual alone in different circumstances is not the same.
superhands01
You're missing my point completely. Either neither side had guns... No one would be dead..
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beepositive42
rofl ikr, what the fuck is this comment. so stupid.
Ichschaunur242718
Let him without sin cast the First stone ,but when a fucker is Shooting at you throw fing everthing
SomeDetroitGuy
Try Jesus. But don't try me. Because I throw hands.
ZebraCockSandwich
I mean I know ammo is expensive, but hands have to be even more so?!?!
keystotheairlock
As it is written.
ButtersTheCat
You really gotta appreciate the herculean strength & aim it must've taken, to even HIT a guy who's shooting at you with a big-ass rock. Much
HandoB4Javert
ButtersTheCat
less, hit him enough to fuckong kill him.
wooliebooger
From reading the article, it sounds more like someone went straight Cain & Abel on the gunman when he was caught by the crowd. Fuckin brutal
SexDungeonsandDragons
"Don't need nothing but the stone that's in my hand," https://youtu.be/uaa2qUSJ39w
bigrubbermonkey
I want you to know that fing and fuckong are now vocabulary words for me.
boodloop
Is fuckong Wukong’s little brother?
Dagordae
Doesn’t need to be a big rock. Even something like a basic brick will easily crack bone and cave in a skull. And most anyone who’s decently
Dagordae
Physically fit can chuck a brick 30+ feet with reasonable accuracy. A crowd? Even if only 1/20 hit that’s more than enough.
SatanicSpirals
Is it weird I'd love to read the autopsy report on this one?
Blightsteel101
I mean, throw enough rocks, and you'll properly fuck someone up