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May 23, 2021 8:04 AM
NoOnesLaughingNow
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Website: https://www.nooneslaughingnow.com
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QuadrupleDukes
Now they say it’s more corollated with the size of ones nose.
nosaucesbutapplesauces
Is the lady in the comic approaching a man in bed?
eternaldragon6661
They're actually saying now that guys that have big noses are more.....gifted.
sileeds
Let me assure you that it definitely is not true.
Cthulhudreams
Big gloves
QuiteADapperAsshole
For the sake of the Disney kingdom, I hope it's false
ocdfuzzymonkey
Big fingers...right?
jelly117
To be fair, a big science dick is a sound draw card irrespective. You just know Bill Nye fcks.
Einherion
After the Netflix special I'm not so sure he knows much about all that...
SanzPizmo
People always say my hands and penis are big, but I just don’t see it.
KurtopiaCreative
You know what they say: We wear big gloves.
Kazpur81S
I prefer girls with small hands
panamjck
For scale...
JEMbalaya
As someone with small sausage finger hands and a very tiny penis--i don't know what this means
Finduses
You know what they say about people with large feet....
Finduses
They have long forearms
RackhamTheRed
Clowns. It's fucking clowns, isn't it?
panamjck
They are more literate than people with small feet.
cenataur
Well, I tell everyone that it just means big gloves for me...
miertam
He is smart..and has a big dick!?
AmishBarn420RaiseIt
Something else... like his skill with piano?
llAzraelll
It means big gloves
whitebbwolf
you know what they say about man with Big Noses and Big feet? - - - - They re Clowns
MuffinButter
Big hands, big glands... big feet, big meat... big nose, big hose. As a man with big hands, feet, and nose, this is a tragic untruth.
pritolus
The only body measurement found to correspond roughly to the length of someone's penis is the girth of said penis
SnowpersonHitInTheFaceWithALackOfCreativity
They say it's from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the outstretched forefinger. And I can say, unequivocally, that is correct in my case
sicsided
Mine is from tip of thumb to tip of middle finger.
Jamesstin
Welll ill be. I finally have a massive cock
Itwasmyname
Which one was amputated, finger or thumb?
cenataur
Hand.
copingcabana
"Is it true what they say about guys with big hands?" "Yes. It is hard to find gloves my size."
Ubik360
This is totally me flirting
PajamaStripes
Trans guys:
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Inarticulated
Imagine being black with a small dick, while everyone expects you to have a giant one
ProgeriaProstitutes
it would still get them laid
WaffleBrat
This is actually a huge issue within the black community. It can be a very harmful stereotype
Dannyalcatraz
I’m living that life!
Dannyalcatraz
Waitaminit, I’m living that life...
sheepandcowdung
As a big handed big footed man, I can confirm that this myth is untrue.
yetiburglar
Big shoes
MadeYouLookAgain
Are you short?
sheepandcowdung
No
sheepandcowdung
Think yeti with a small penis.
MagicManate
As someone with big hands I can confidently say that my penis is very average
ChicanoBatman
XXL gloves and 13 US or 48 EU shoe, I can say that cervical bruising happens a lot with GF's. Have to be cautious all the time.
bobtheaxolotl
Both significantly larger than average, here. Almost makes up for the diabetes, hypertension, and autoimmune disorders I have.
Knightshade515
Eeeeeeyyyyy huge hands aggressively average dick club! We are brothers now
Aforaseem
With a sample size of just 1 dick, any size you have is the average
MajorTom0101
First thing I typed in the search bar when the internet was invented.
romagnolimike27
You poor bastard.
WestieTree5
Sounds like it's extremely average
Misterdruglicious
Imagine if Shaq has a micropenis, he doesnt but imagine
AnathemaNoreh
That's the point, on average, if your hands are big it's probably because you're a taller, bigger person overall, so it's all aberage
YesSorryIAmBack
As someone with rather large hands, I can confidently say I have zero penis. But a good range on the piano.
wuthless
As someone with small hands i can confidently say that my penis is very big
myscaleisntaccurate
As another man with small hands, my nickname is tripod, soo...
Askingforafriend37
As someone with hands, I think I have a penis. Gentlemen, I think we’re getting somewhere.
Misterdruglicious
I have penis hands so what the fuck happened
Hashtagdelta
Darpon
I'm 5'4", and I have tiny hands. I'm extremely happy that I have a big dick anyway.
dnebdal
Ah, but how big is your nose?
Darpon
...Normal, I think?
dnebdal
To clarify, it was a reference to another comment about nose/penis length correlation :)
kittykat25909
big hands don't nessisarily mean anything but science DOES support big nose big hose...so..
betterave
My science doesn’t, if I can remember that far.
heirsasquatch
The science is as follows: if a man has big hands, he likely is portioned. He will have large everything else. Feet, weewee, organs, etc.
ProgeriaProstitutes
I must be an outlier then
Mimsey
The world record holders for biggest dicks typically look like this dude: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon
ShaunDreclin
Wait wtf he claims he has the biggest dick in the world but won't let anybody measure it? Sounds like my girlfriend in Canada...
Mimsey
He's shown it to enough people that it's basically confirmed to be 12"+, but he resists having it measured because he already gets.. /1
Mimsey
harassed over it. Supposedly the messages and calls and confrontations on the street from curious people, porn agents, etc, are a .. /2
Mimsey
big problem every time he's gone on a talk show or been in a documentary. iirc he wants to be a legitimate actor. Not a porn star. /3
skwint
SPL = Stretched Penis Length
pmmeyourgold
fozx
Small noise and small pp
Dominator497
Big nose, big dick.
JustChargeYourDamnPhone
Is everybody going to ignore that the top end SPL is 16 cm, which is 6.2” and a very average penis size. Some are small, but none are big.
rubmymanclit
Gonna need you to run an ANOVA on that to see if the correlation is significant thanks
venomlash
Should have used 100*nose length/body height to see if it's really an allometry issue.
ProgeriaProstitutes
so no correlation?
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
This really puts Edgar Allen Poe's "Lionizing" into a new perspective.
Kittyrat
What you're telling me is that Cyrano de Bergerac really didn't have anything to worry about after all.
RackhamTheRed
Who are those ugly mofos with 5,5cm+ noses? Pinocchio?
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Jewish guys are circumcised for our protection
garyoldmansdiary
Somewhere at around 4.6 cm noses theres a line where nobody on the left has a big dick and nobody on the right has a small dick
AmArschdieRaeuber
Looks like the correlation is quite weak honestly
TawnyDemase
Explains a lot about Voldemort
EdgarAllanPoo
Yea, I mean, that doesn't look very trustworthy from a statistical point of view
maincarrot
Haha! Perfect. I am average!
huho
The nose is the diameter?
PutinWitPrincess
How fo you measure the nose?
jessika95ve
Same question.
betamaxforever
By the foot
romagnolimike27
With a ruler.
mattbl
See but if a guy is 5'5" (165cm) you would expect him to have a smaller nose (and dick) than someone who is 6'5" (195cm).
DaveTheScientist
Yup, that is exactly the right takeaway from that graph. It's not a perfect correlation, because biology, but it's decently strong.
MadeYouLookAgain
The rumor I’ve heard is tall skinny guys are usually packing.
pandro
Why was Howard Stern always mentioning his 3-inch dick in his movie way back when?
MadeYouLookAgain
Comedy. Idk. I’ve never seen his dick and I also said “usually” and also “I’ve heard” do I sound like a fucking cockologist?
PutinWitPrincess
Is this chart for asians? Nornal Scandinavian males have 15 cm as average
goatswhostareatmen
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/0092623X.2020.1787279
MadeYouLookAgain
I believe this is a flaccid penis stretched. Idk that just what it sounds like to me. Can’t really stretch a hard one can you?
naturehike
You have 15 cm noses!?
BigDaddysMeatWagon
And they mention NOTHING of girth.
tweetlebeetlebottlepuddlepaddlebattlemuddle
Finally, an expert weighs in
ShearWind
Lady here. My SO's penis is average in size but for me it's sometimes too big. Other ladies in his past relationships might have 1/2
ShearWind
2/2 considered too small. Size does matter but it's not everything, guys. Get you a lady that loves your peepee no matter what *wink*
Inarticulated
What about gay guys?
skwint
source: IFLScience "Big Nose Big Hose"
TheDogEnd
source: Me "Button Nose Micro Penis"
ChristianSalge
not among the most reliable sources.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
That acronym stands for "I Fucking Love Misrepresenting And Butchering Science Reporting"
truemetalman
I'd like to see the R^2 value on that regression, that's some brute-force trend fitting if I've ever seen it.
skwint
Oooooh, look at little nose over here, getting all technical!
truemetalman
Jokes on you, I've got a huge nose and tiny peen.
Melanie10482
Huge noses are fun to ride too!
LookinFineLayinDimes
Well every statistical group needs outliers
CrapOnASpatula
That’s my kink.
RulesOfImgur
Sample sizes are too small, correlation too weak. The only meaningful conclusion here is that having a dick means you have a nose.
pareidoliaperson
Can confirm, I have a big ass nose but average penis (on erection)..
blerghcity
There are no r, r2 or p values given. Stat power of sample not provided. Therefore we can't say too strong OR too weak.
Fleaofpain
Poor Voldemort
NotSomoneElse68
Also the chart stops early. 7½ inches is over 19cm.
atrayyou
What I'd deduce is that, most likely, people who are bigger have on average bigger noses and also bigger dicks. Then I'd test that
MantisTobagganMD
Tycho Brahe would like a word with you
GrouchyMarx
The most interesting question this raises is, are dicks caused by noses, or vice versa? At first one might suggest that of course noses →
panicmixiedreamgirl
I have a nose but no dick. Help
GrouchyMarx
Fret not, my friend! You still probably have the dick gene! If you're worried, you can ask a doctor if he'll do a DNA test to confirm it.
GrouchyMarx
cause dicks and not the otherway around - otherwise there wouldn't be people with noses but without dicks. But do bear in mind, they have →
GrouchyMarx
biological fathers. Fathers with penises. They have the dick genes. So, maybe these traces of dicks are the cause for their noses? I mean, →
GrouchyMarx
smaller noses are seen as feminine. Femininity is traditionally not associated with penises, but even feminine people have the dick genes, →
imptastick
Or larger people have both bigger noses and penises