mediaking1
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Mar 3, 2018 2:04 AM
mediaking1
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idontreelecare97
Let this dumbass in cause he lost his keys and missed his curfew - mom
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Wonder where my goddamn screen went. If he broke it I'd get real mad
god0fthunder
Shoot
inchoroi
Good swift kick to the head.
SomeKid
Shut the window on him.
insanity89
slam the window on his dumbass
HeyGuy123
Probably ask him about his horrible disfiguration. His arm is growing out of his fuckin neck
IRatherChangeMyName
Swipe and go to the next post.
Iminyourcrawlspace
Grab my gun and wait for him to set foot INSIDE the house.
CaptainGrowler
ChronicD
Cause severe physical harm to the intruder, then call the cops and explain why there is a mutilated person outside my window?
JLB24
Dispense freedom fries
Flankdiesel
Call Jimmy John's
astromoondoggie
Dammit, Groot!
herecomesthefun1
Shut that window enough to trap him..then fart profusely.
Gooster21
Take a picture and post it on Imgur looking for ideas on what to do.
1potsie
Holler The wobbly pops are in the fridge and hit me up too!
1potsie
Change the channel
TrogdorUnicorn
hamper10
rob him
UncleVinny
Throw an axe and keep the arm as a souvenir.
TakWriterOfWorlds
Wonder how the fuck he managed to reach my third floor window like that. Then grab my gun, call 911, and wait at the top of the stairs.
voiceafx
Wait for him to exit window, hide behind door. Collapse knee, rear naked choke.
gentlemanscoundrel
guardian19d
He will see my Armalite and run like a little bitch.
DasBox
Ask him if he really thinks pulling a B&E on a gunsmith is a good idea.
Sackwrinkle2
Close the window on him, and stick my dick in his mouth
HeHeHebieJeebies
Probably 5-10 years with time off for good behavior.
buggo
bring out the ar-15!!
notupinhurr
Casual. 8mm Mauser and fix bayonet!