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Thanks for enjoying my silly comic strip of idiotic trivia! Thanks mostly to Imgur, I'm up to about 850 followers on the Instagram account where I post this nonsense. I also post on Webtoons and Twitter. I'm closing in on my one hundredth strip soon (I posted strip # 94 on Friday!) okay bye :D
sarajayne69153
Trailer Park Boys love some malaphors
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
love what you’re doing i think it’s rly cool!
zennglenn
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Hobeaus
Those were bad drawings but very factual, neat
DrasticBastard
This whole time Ricky was speaking in malaphores.
keyblader1985
I don't care how proud of my windows I am. I'm not putting my life on the line to prove it.
Degarafarat
Upvoting for Darwin Award winner and Stargate
TuppenceWoofer
These are brilliant ?
Egudahl
Dammit Janet!
YouN76Spacer
Give us more! This is awesome!
randorandoreallythatnamestakentoo
"Looks like the shoe is on the other foot" is a simile... I know I'm an asshole
siberianhufky
Piss off, cricket is loads of fun you heathens
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Skr121
I love this show
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
#7 the JANET terminal is on the North West corner of McCarran Airport on Haven (near the Mandalay Bay Hotel)
Closeenoughforthis
I heard somewhere that JANET is "Just ANother Empty Terminal". Probably a backronym, but a little funny, at least.
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
It genuinely stands for "just another non-existent transport"
Dinos91
#1
AntRam95
2021, or as it’s commonly referred too, 2020 part 2, electric boogaloo
Iwishbettywhitewaspresident
I met the owner of this bear once. He bought 160 bucks of cookies a d he said they were for his bear. He lives in Abbotsford BC
dragoncyclone316
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Twrecks123
#2 the environment limited to 2 feet in front of them. Sure.
randomwalrus
At the time, in New York (city) it is estimated they were having to remove 2.5 million pounds of manure per day. It all has to go somewhere.
DanniLuxgarbe
additonally, y'know how we have the cultural understanding of 'banana peel slippery'? Banana Peels were a stand-in for 'road apples' in /1
DanniLuxgarbe
vaudeville routines.
lnecrymm
#4 why they so mad about the tour de France? Seems an odd and mean spirited comparison?
waeraj
I mean the tdf is everything they said it is.
PhailRaptor
Does that make any of it less true?
lnecrymm
Odd comparison still. Not defending TdF but English channel is only 21 miles compared to 2100 for TdF. Apple's and oranges
Klan00
I loved tour de france, untill 1998, and the sit down strike the bikers made against doping allegation. I hate all of tour de france /1
Klan00
and the doped up, pampered bikers now. I can't stand them! My disappointment have been extreme. Bjarne Riis finally admitting to using /2
Klan00
was the final nail in the coffin for my live of cycling /3
Klan00
*love autocorrect
Genriu
Wait didn't someone get all of their awards taken for drug use, despite the claim that that drug use was for an unrelated medical issue?
PballQhead
Up till the mid-60s doping was not only legal but encouraged, to the point that the Tour organizers had to make it clear that the teams >
PballQhead
we're responsible for bringing their own drugs; that wasn't part of the organization-provided support.
TuppenceWoofer
I remember an interview with Britain’s Tommy Simpson in the 60s when he openly showed the drugs he took, he died not long after
PballQhead
'Twas actually his passing that really got the anti-doping ball rolling, but 60+ years of sex, drugs, n cycling die hard
TuppenceWoofer
That is correct, I thought you being a cycling fan you would know his story
blaknwhitejungl
My personal favorite malaphor is "I don't have a horse in that fight."
a2s2020
"It's not rocket surgery"
pookieeatworld
I combined "Is the pope catholic?" & "Does a bear shit in the woods?" to create "Does the pope shit in the woods?" and I use it constantly.
imakeeper
Steve Martin, is that you?
MrSmilingDeath
I'm pretty sure I've heard people use that one several times before.
jazzhead
Pretty sure that originated from the comic "
The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers" by Gilbert Shelton.
pookieeatworld
I have no idea what that even is... I didn't hear that anywhere, I thought of it myself, so maybe a case of simultaneous invention or ~
pookieeatworld
multiple discovery?
robotnixon13
I'm going to have to start using "we'll burn that bridge when we get to it"
PhailRaptor
It's becoming quite popular
Jamerperson
DanBranDaMan
That's one of my favorites
Eeriygraze
Absolutely
ItIsIRednekjedi
We used it a lot in mission planning in the U.S. Army
KismetCrew
"May the bridges I burn light my way" is also another that I like.
NarratesTheDarkerStory
I actually use that a lot. I run mock audits so I deliver news that will anger departments (I bring "change" which is the foulest of ideas)
LordNergal
It's one of the listed malapropers that has a meaning which is actually useful; in this case, "we're going to fuck it up when it happens." 1
Beezlebubble
Yeah it's a favorite of mine whenever someone asks me to do stuff when I'm really busy and they immediately get the message
Beezlebubble
"Either do it yourself or I may fuck it up so next time you'll do it instead of asking me when I'm too busy"
LordNergal
The other one, "the road to hell wasn't paved in a day," is useful for when you are ruining someone else's good intentions but need 2/
LordNergal
patience to do it. 3/3
robotnixon13
Exactly lol
Rapt0rman
My favorite is "beating a dead high horse".
SirSmurfalot
Stop beating off your dead horse.
Rapt0rman
Personal side note, I reserve the term malaphor for the ones that don't work, mixed-metaphor is more appropriate for the one's that do.
nic4224
There is no horse too dead to beat
NoAsBigAsMediumJockButBiggerThanWeeJockJock
Wait, isn't high and dead kinda exclusive ?
Rapt0rman
Don't see why it would be, a tall horse is still technically tall even when it's slumped on the ground.