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Aug 11, 2017 9:53 PM
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rabaal
Didn't say anything about freebird or wonderwall though. *picks up guitar*
GroovyGhoulie
jewell1993
TrapsAreIllegal
But wonderwall is ok
cabrioletcook0
Smoke on the water ?
powerstroke666
Fucking SLAYER \m/ \m/
Scamsquatch
Alright, house of the rising sun it is...
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
Welp. Time to play a song no one ever plays on the guitar... Black Dog!
BigAZNMan
That, She's The Blade by Sugarcult, and Juicebox by The Strokes are what I play if my mind blanks out or just testing amps
kr18
What about Kashmir?
vikingfaen
If you want to bother tuning into DADGAD rofl.
TehButternaut
Smoke on the water
kepler20c
Fine. *walks over to drums and tries YYZ*
SugarLoaf23
LokiShinigami
Iced Earth's "Dante's Inferno Live Version" it is. Let's see how you like 6 hours of Drunken playing now
Bonilegend
So free bird it is.
kr18
Kingsman style
BadHorsesMare
The place in my town had no freeborn and no black bird. Free bird I get but black bird really?
eromitlab
WOOOOOOOO FREE BIRRRRRD! -every concert ever
OmNachoMama
There's always one in every crowd.
PandaSexpress
Enter Sandman it is then
TheNax
Mary had a little lamb!
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Metallica - One
ttck
Nope. Where I work, it's "Nothing Else Matters".
liftedblackjeep
moth into flame
FluffyCat93
I'd go with Cliffs of Dover.. i luv it.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Smoke on the Water!
Pyroman1acal
Nah, go with Master or Harvester.
BoobyCall
Four Horsemen if you can
teh0khardic
I love them all but I think Sandman is a better choice for testing because it starts off clean (I don't know shit about music so I dunno?)
TheotherAgentJohnson
But 3 chord death metal with the gain and master on 11? Sure play that all fucking day.
MrMeems
You don't use your amp's gain in death metal, you just use a maxed-out metal zone pedal.
Camiam85
3 chord death metal? You sure you don't mean punk?
Xerothermic
Smoke on the water it is.
Mikey667
Right......smoke on the water time.
EastClintwud
Sweet home Alabama till your ears bleed
Mumalot
They didn't mention Dragonforce: Through the Fire and Flames. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s
Mumalot
I guess if you're able to play TtFaF, they'd probably just give you the guitar... or question why you're here and not-famous.
OlanDyurai
They won't give you guitars for playing well in stores, trust me :(
PavlovianProgramming
No schism in the bass section
GoochoLibre
BRUH. That's just too far, man.
EyesLikeTheSky
So... smoke on the water?
CotterPyke
"JUST BUY THE THING AND GTFO."
StylesRockman
The intro to Crazy On You... Played one chord per 10 seconds
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Single-string Smoke on the Water then?
Reportmeimawidowmain
no seven nation army either
teh0khardic
I imagine that sign would be next to the drums
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD.
creamedLead
Boooooooo
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
That's a hard song
nommon
It is? Since when? Hell, guitar doesn't even have a part during the verses.
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
Eh, sorry mate... I meant that comment to be sarcasm. Lol
nommon
Oh lol
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
You only need 1 string to play it.
Superking360
Smoke on the water then.
DamnatizedBecauseIForgotPasswordToMyTwitterImUsingMyBandOne
FASTFASTFRANKIE91
what about teen stairway to spirit heaven?
HeiheiForPresident
Kurt Cobain is that you?
IAmASentientWaffle
NO STAIRWAY
FASTFASTFRANKIE91
haha, i dont play guitar but i can see how that would be annoying for a shop worker. almost need a sound proof room...
BigAZNMan
Escalator To Heaven it is
SealTrainerSix
I laughed my stupid ass off +1
TheBlueMorpho
Denied
TacticalWookiee
You have been stopped
crh19425
Not today my good man!
harrisdbjr
Thank you
CaptainInAPuddle
ChaosMain
You glorious bastard, +1
cheeseguy3412
Time for some forte Hot cross buns in E flat minor.
saintofchaoticgood
Choked on the open net.
JustusPost
Stairway denied
hockeyham
Bummer
ThisIsSpaceballsTheUsername
I don't get it. Why don't they want them playing those songs? Over played?
Boufus
bcuz poop
KittenVonCatsworth
Exactly. The "No Stairway To Heaven" sign in the shop in Wayne's World was a real and common thing in shops in the 70s.
Gsxs1000
It's a joke. A guitar player will whip it out anyway. It's not like a city ordinance .
TortillaThaHun
Pretty much. Like, imagine if every top comment was always the start of Bohemian Rhapsody. You'd think to yourself, "Is this the real life?"
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
Or is this just fantasy?
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
+1 for including the THE in the lyric.
uttlc
Nope, just fantasy
MeAndJulio
Like we're caught in a landslide.
Macadaynu
An ocean of orange soda
KittenVonCatsworth