PiercedViking
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Jul 23, 2016 4:32 AM
PiercedViking
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hatmantc
he'd be perfect for the role!
WolfInHiding
And make sure to bring some shampagin.
andpak
"I'm the man with no name. Zap Brannigan at your service."
LZYRMN
I met him here in Vancouver, super nice guy, huge fan of watches too and collector cars.
batteryforeverlow
My favorite Zapp Brannigan quote.
TheVelureFog
Lower. Lower. Lower. TOO LOW... Lower
DaveWesh
Holy shit didn't know I wanted this until now.
BangBangLuckyLuke
tyrunn
LostContext
metaorange
I find the most erotic part of a woman is her boobies.
BecauseRonCadillacIsFrickinEpic
Velour....mmmm....
ItsJustMeDave
The house of cards falls like a stack of dominoes, checkmate.
ShamashKinto
C'mon, it's REAL velour!
ADSRelease
that's the most impressive part about it if you ask me
hungrydutchman
Needs Kip
overcazt
Don't we all
Madness404
Is that Captain Jack?
obese2beast2
You mean the face of Bo
sataysticks
I nearly died when he said they called him the face of Boe.
KaliaGrey
Spoilers! Jeez!
hatmantc
BARROWMAN!!!!
goosenman
Came to post the same - well played sir!
FabulouslyTiti
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/104544/4990131-7795195901-gif10.gif ♥
XEtAl
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." Favorite ZB quote.
beany323
Captain Jack?
cleavergrill
http://imgur.com/ef1ad1Y
Cgyachilles
"Stop exploding you cowards"
MissSpelledTattoo
RexVsMeteor
just search "Shaktimaan"
Patilistan
Haha I'd forgotten him.
Lugh314159
Which law is that?
JohnnyricoMC
Kif, inform the men I knew The Doctor!
mynameisntfuckinwarren
Do you have a very sexy learning disability?
PiercedViking
Sexlexia?
mynameisntfuckinwarren
"Uugghhh..." - Kif
rianocerous
Inform the men
ReaLifeSmeagol
Definitely one of the few celebs I'd love to meet and chill with.
thisisnottheusernameurlookingfor
How many did you unintentionally flash with your balls?
GandalfTheCrunk
Dammit. Yet another thing I didn't know that I needed in my life. *sigh*
DolorasClitoris
Great, I'm gay now. Happy?
DormammusBargainBin
Digpoint
Great, I'm happy now. Gay?
hangar
He kinda reminds me of a more honest Tom Cruise
CheyenneArcher
I think he's possibly a little bit better looking too. And just an all around cool dude lol.
Fuckweasel
That, and his fucking teeth aren't off-center! Gah, ever since someone pointed it out it's all I can see when I think of "Tom Cruise."
informationaccount
sadly he's taken. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/03/article-2354481-1AA2979D000005DC-837_634x797.jpg
AssamLaksa
Daawwwww
Thesmellofgoblins
God Damn it they would have beautiful kids!
PiercedViking
I'm perfectly fine with a threesome.
EzraFell
I'm straight, but I wouldn't mind sharing John Barrowman with that guy.
MermaidLamby
Captain Jack is never truly taken.
CarlyBroccoli
Shhhh.
PiercedViking
John Barrowman has effect on people.
DeadPatrol
I wish I could favorite comments.
GuitarMuscles
As a straight man I will say that he is amazing
Sithrak
My wife calls him my mancrush.
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
22nd century pheromones, we never stood a chance.
Talktapus
John Barrowman has that effect on himself.
ShaZam1269
And it shall be called "The Barrowman Effect".
informationaccount
he would be the perfect zapp brannigan if there was a live-action.
Odmanra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNRPKKF4qU
goldfishyo
I've always liked to think of Patrick Warburton or maybe even a young John Goodman in that role.
JaimeFookinLannister
Idk, I think he's too handsome. I didn't think he was supposed to actually be good looking.
SundaysOnthePhonetoMonday
I would picture a blond Nathan Fillion
WingnutGodofBolts
Captain Zapp 'The Hammer' Brannigan
MechGryph
Nah, can't be. John gets laid
Wookieoo7
Maybe, but he does get about the same amount of pussy as Zapp does
PTKrieg
It'd be the toughest role he's ever played.
wwny
He doesn't quite have a big enough gut for it, but otherwise spot on.
NipplesOfTheNorth
Zapp with a girdle
Soupreme
Fixing that sounds enjoyable
ColdBloodedSniper
You know Hollywood can fake that shit, right?
RobsRug
No way! Everything Hollywood does is real! Still can't believe that tiger didn't eat the boy
Whatisthesecretofsoylentgreen
Oh but there is
Gawky
You just made my morning much better
Ruhig
I'd honestly hoped that'd just be any regular gif of Kirk.
maravirocnroll
Is this porn? This looks like porn.
AIterdcarbon
Sauce?
Deathdogdinosaur
I was going to ask for the source, but now i'm worried it might be from a porn parody.... so uh... source?
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KeeleonOhms
The girl cast as Lela looks too much like a porn star. :(
Nomulus
The whole thing looks like a trailer for a porno.