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Dec 22, 2016 8:46 PM
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KillerCaitie
"How many fish did he eat?" All of them.
vondruke
Brenden Fraiser's ex's spirit animal.
iDigDinos
sounds like.. nevermind.
partcleboard
My advertisement on this is the McDonald's fish fillet on this post. That's Alanis Moresett level irony
Imnotyourrealmom
Finally I found my spirit animal.
APenguinNamedZach
Hey, that's my cousin!
Defcon2
So... there are no fish left?
szepasszony
This Is What Happens When You Let People Write Headlines From Their Phone
fredhot18
I...I think I see a faint tone of smugness in that penguin's face. "Yeah, I'm fat. So what, asshole? It just means that I got all the fish!"
Aintnothingbutagangstaparty
Sounds like he belongs on Imgur!
FrecklesIRL
Same
FourCatsAndSevenMemesAgo
'Murica
KStudios
Waiting to take that fat shit...
Youcameheretokillmequestionmark
Not all heroes where capes
snerggly
This made me LOL literally.
ackackackackackackackackackackackackackackack
Its his God given american right and no one can take it away from him.
KittensbelikeWoof
Oxford.
TheLastOfSeven
Dad? Is that you? I've been looking everywhere
Srsbuisness
Found my spirit animal.
Funtclaps
Still not as fat as OP's mom.
CheshirePhoenix
"Bring me Han Solo" - that penguin, probably
Astr0spaceCat
When you reach that certain level of "fuck it"
ProffesorGoogle
Well this gets an upvote
originalusernamethatmakesyoulaugh
NOOOT
eskymojoe
Animals ain't more noble or connected to nature than us. THEY ARE US!
SleepToDream
I'm sure he has type II diabetes now and would rather lose a leg than stop eating cookies.
Yarrrrr
No I'm pretty sure he's "fat" because he's been eating sand thinking it's ice. That is an ill penguin. He is lost and needs care!
theshreksorcist
"walk mate and communicate" sounds like lyrics from some funky song
Alchemically
If my husband is reading this, I'd like to apologize for any resemblance that I may have to this penguin.
CrazyCatLad
Apology accepted. I'm not your husband though.
Alchemically
I appreciate the thought though.
imgal76
Same.
PixyStyk
folder[Birbs]
tazednconfused
Sounds like my ex
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
Because of the fish?
orangeisthenewbasic
"P-penguin fucker!..... do you need assistance?"
chrisjfinlay
sounds like my fiancée...
pepsichick
wadatahmydamie
That says as much about you as it does about them
treeburner000
How so?
wadatahmydamie
For one thing, it implies that they held themselves to a really low standard in a partner, and that they're still angry about it.
tazednconfused
Angry for letting myself be abused, maybe. Like most things, relationships can degrade over time. It didnt start out that way.
roadkillnecromancer
Incorrect
tazednconfused
Not unless you were in an abusive relationship
WhatIfTho
Scott? Is that you.
tazednconfused
My name is not scott.
LennoxAvenueLadybugs
*scrolling along, notice post at -6* Eh, why not *-7*
captianfabulous
Boo
tazednconfused
I dont understand imgur. Someone asks if my name is scott, i accurately say that it isnt, and my honesty gets downvoted into oblivion. Weird
TheEmperorDarthSidious
It is now.
ExecutorHideo
No this is Patrick.
WhatIfTho
Swayze or Stewart?
ExecutorHideo
Why not both?
ExecutorHideo
Why not both?
BigTentSjoberg
Am i your ex?
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Why are you ex-ing that question?
tazednconfused
Where do you live?
BigTentSjoberg
Sweden
augdah93
HeeeyOooh! Sweden-five! Låt oss störs USA och fira jul den 24e ;-D
BigTentSjoberg
Dom hatar när dom inte fattar vad vi säger, sånt är ju alltid roligt.
Cartoones
Can u be my ex?
tazednconfused
Sorry, already got a few. Trying to quit.
tazednconfused
Then no. Thanks for playing!
existanceneverends
My turn, Tennessee
BeerBatteredandBold
What a ride!