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Feb 13, 2019 8:03 PM
MothMonsterMan
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pudf
He doesn’t really know your wife like you do.
dontwantnoneunlessyougotpunshun
I hear this joke in Rodney's voice.
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
yoteboi
SofaKingSpecial
I tried to take my wife off her life support, but I didn't hide the chocolate well enough and she found it.
scottbTerror
Time to put er down.
Jaenusa
zackalawi
Made me chuckle...chuckle
FrankGrimace
https://imgur.com/T6CxeJm was as bad as my breath
disruptivedecimal
"Take her off life support doc","but sir she not on life support","just take her off it god damnit "
FunkyTheFox
First time I’ve heard this one!
Mayyybe
Hahaha +1
Germhole
RonnieHubbard
Should have said apawed at the decision
shuttlecockinakumquat
Ehhh
jhoonbee3000
marriage is like a horse with a broken leg you can shoot the horse but that does not fix the leg
enygma981
You ass
guti41
I feel like this is the kind of joke an actual comedy writer might write.
MothMonsterMan
I'm sure I saw it somewhere in some form before.. BUT I should admit there was a post recently about life support that made me think of it.
guti41
I guess it fits a certain style of humor that is practiced by professional comedians.
furzinderdose
So you are not married to a horse...
Sarasca
Add image of "they surely got us on the first half" here please.
CigaretteMan
whoisyourdaddy
Improper use of meme, 5 yard penalty.
MothMonsterMan
That's not so bad. With an erection that's only a 14ft and 10 inches penalty.
concorde77
notaprofessionalcommentor
As long as it was quick and she didn't suffer too long. That's all that matters
falconuruguay
Well...the pillow WAS exceptionally soft!
VinerialBlumpkin11
My last tinder date would disagree with you.
Tadaw22
You don't believe in reducing suffering if you're asking people out on dates
thethingthatwentsplat
Damn it. You got me. I guess I’m still a child in the net dimension.
StanleyCameron
AtomicCarp
I do this on occasion with real patients I'm bringing in who are unconscious... Several docs will stand up and make clubbing motions
DippinDerps
You ass lol
Anesthetizing
Yeah, you don't take her off life support, you take her out back and shoot her. Duh.
Linkz12
Won't that just piss her off?
Gilgamech
Out of a cannon - it's the only hopes of getting her body across the wall.
TooFewGuitars
25 cent cure as my grandfather would say
Comet260
https://youtu.be/Q-EStdvjd_8
Ocolura
My grandma used to say this about scraped knees. "Welp, guess we will just have to take you out back and shoot ya." Crying stopped. Haha
TurdlyShitkens
Poor execution. Bad attempt at humor
Gilgamech
Worse execution than he attempted on his wife.
heyheyheylisten
gguy63
Yes why would she be on life support for a broken leg
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BuckingtonBear
Reaching....
TurdlyShitkens
xmaneds
was THIS your wife... ?
Gorga
Damned furries...
BonkyMcSignFace
Jrhnbr
StagnantTomato
sad neigh *unzips*
DooksandPooks
JRHNBR
BonkyMcSignFace
No bucket required.
Metallica93
That is quite the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder she has to support those mountains.
Remreemerer
Thanks. . . I hate it.
ThySausagePrince
Dat aaaasss
onecowboytoo
@elbowdeepinahorse
stevescubasteve
Still would
SeeBeyond
I’m not saying I’d have do it with her. But I’d go elbow deep in that horse.
Jimmytheeel
Look at the rump on that thing...
whatseventhepoint
You da real MVP
RavenousBugblatterBeast
thefatlonelyjew
Stop I'm confused and disappointed with myself already
Badsequence
I'm both disgusted and aroused there that is a thing you now know about me.
Roymontana
Well done
Foxsayy
If the horse half was photoshopped a bit more it could look like a workable structure
REDF0RMANSF00T
BorgClown
Aaaand this is why humans should not date centaurs.
BigTex1
MrFuzzyBlumpkin
stew9703
It took me longer than I'd like to understand why this was here.
HoofcarePro
I'd shoe that. 50% less work.
shuttlecockinakumquat
Is... How bad is it that I thought this would be a Schiavo pic?
KingOfAntarctica
Chickenlicker
Good lord that's even worse! That's a newborn horse
Lucainmiami
From the movie "sorry to bother you" Equisapiens Unite!
xmaneds
definitely recommend "Sorry to Bother You" -- rent it today ! !
Lucainmiami
It's really great but also one of the most disturbing movies I've ever seen.
proracing53
SophieClockwise
ChiliBeef
I was having a good day. I'm sure we were all having a good day.
danboon445
MegaDeuce
Are they saying "Boo" or "Bu-urns?"
tazedconfused
thegraybush
neutronfish
NeckbeardsUnite
Her condition was un-Stable.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
ElbowDeepInAHorse
VigorousButtstuff
Came here looking to find you in the comments. XD
80percentlegs
REDF0RMANSF00T
REDF0RMANSF00T
mad4some
CriticalMinne
Of course this picture exists.
KoljaV
ThisOldCPU
beastofburidan
Hot to trot
Outlawnightmare
Thot to trot*
DeltaBladeX
Irreal
BraveSlayer
Reverse centaur is beautiful!
legitGiraffeBandit
Reverse centaur would be horse on top girl on bottom. I'm not judging you for wanting to make out with a horse, you do you baby.
BraveSlayer
Oh yeah! Eh, brain fart.
godcixelsyd
Think this is closer to a satyr
Likeamamagoose
What's that?
xmaneds
Pan, the Faun: http://geekandsundry.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/satyr.jpg
Irreal
Human body on goat legs
mattchew55b
This is a perfect meme for this use. Did this meme exist before or did you create it just for this amazing follow up?
xmaneds
it was on the front page today so I was able to mentally link one thing with another . . . . .
mattchew55b
Bravo, thats all!
DoctorDelta
@ElbowDeepInaHorse
ProphetOfCod
It had to be done.
silentwolf1999
As the prophecy fortold......
NachoPete
In this economy?
NAPSTABLOOK22
And my axe!
ShearShotgun
Katateochi
so....female human, with male horse ass/legs. confusion.
sophware
That's really not the confusing part.
Pentacus
Even better!
sen69er
That’s a male horse hind end.....
awsome101
How do you figure that?
Lamechops
That’s what makes it hot.
Valkyr1987
And?
matoljan
SmurfEggs
But oh so right
DeltaBladeX
Sbotkin
Monster Musume. Google it.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
I NOW ENJOY ANIME.
NAPSTABLOOK22
Uhhhhh, @ElbowDeepInAHorse
DrunkSnoopy
ShearShotgun
I have never seen this reaction used as well, as in this moment
proracing53
RubberChickenGoD
ChiliBeef
I hate you so, so much.
DeltaBladeX
proracing53
Sbotkin
Monster Musume. Google it.
DeltaBladeX
Quite aware of the series myself :P![]()
Xneose
Honestly that’s better than having just 2 horse legs, imagine the balance issues
DeltaBladeX
They manage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
Geo80
WTF?
Xneose
But that’s 2 human legs or am I missing something?
TheVaginalBelch
00Wired
RubberChickenGoD
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RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
RubberChickenGoD
NotoriousDoubleDipper
Sarah Jessica Daughter
WhistlePig
Vyrro
MothMonsterMan
No I had the 8 of clubs.
inkthink
ZanarkandAbes
DeltaBladeX
Should be Zenakent Alpuss https://levelskip.com/rpgs/fansub
jimijesus69
That's an awesome username
teatray
Please explain my goldfish didn't get it.
ManvilleMike
Like “Is THIS your card?”
xmaneds
: )
Gevoloholobodoyo
He's responding as if he's being shown a card magic trick.
teatray
Oh okay I thought there was an obscure reference or something in there that's what got me (ahem) my goldfish confused
paracameraca5772
For me it's the horse half that does the job
SmurfEggs
MR HANDS??? I thought you were dead!!
SithElephant
It annoys me in that there is either too much, or too little horse. A faun-type, with the back above the legs works, as does a centaur.
SithElephant
But, she'd just be hopelessly unstable and unable to move at anything other than a slow hesitant walk, as the horse half has to tilt back.
Xneose
I see that you are a man of culture as well