Stonkz

Aug 4, 2019 12:33 PM

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Make her red, and make her Hellgirl.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I swear that Avatar only did well because a small but very dedicated fanbase watched it a million times each. I never saw it, looked meh.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Avatar was not a good movie.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 12

I can’t wait to see what color she plays next!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

 Avatar (2009) Zoe Saldana played Neytiri. But fuck me right?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait... That was the same actress? I never put 2 and 2 together.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

She was blue then turned green and she died

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Avatar was dope AF

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

And still not the highest paid actress in Hollywood

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Probably lack of name recognition. People don't know her by name casually.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That’s valid

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel irrationally attracted to gamora for being green. My animal side thinks its genetically superior.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

zoe's next roll a Red twi'lek in star wars:the old Republic

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*role. But yeah, that'd be kinda neat. Zoe with a lightsaber would be even better.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks better blue

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's hot no matter what color she is

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Also Spock’s girlfriend in the new star treks.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

you mean Uhura? An actual important character?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Didn’t know her name, but thanks for going all extra on me insinuating I was intentionally leaving her name out as some form of sexism.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Actually wasn't going for sexism nor racism. Just seemed odd that people would forget her.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Urgghh... Screw that none Trek STD infection!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

Only in the movies not Discovery

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Blablabla it's not what it used to be blablabla why can't it just be the rose-tinted idealised TNG/TOS blablabla. Bla.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But... but I thought that if you were green you would die???

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Vaguely relevant as she also plays reboot Uhura

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zoe Saldana is like some kind of good luck casting. People may not have liked Abrams-Trek but it made lots of $$$

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh that was the chick Kirk banged right

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He did not. Kirk banged her academy roommate, a greenly-painted Rachel Nichols (who was Scarlet in 2009's G.I. Joe)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If there is a new Star Trek movie, Uhura needs to go undercover as an Andorian, might do the movie some good

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There isn't. It was canceled. Chris hemsworth's was gonna star in it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YAY!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quentin Tarantino is still talking about a script he wrote, think only the Chrisses pulled out

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a different movie. Chris+Chris movie was a continuation of the Kelvin timeline "story", Tarantino's was a different thing altogether.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guide to making the highest grossing film:

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1: Paint Zoe Saldana a wacky color

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2: Adapt a story from someone else

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3: ?????

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4: Profit

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Made with poor effort. +1

6 years ago | Likes 2014 Dislikes 6

Stonks?

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Gotta love that honesty

6 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

I loved Space Dances With Wolves.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Thank you! I've had several arguments where I've called it that and people get all butthurt about it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just wait till you tell them The Fast & The Furious was almost a shot-for-shot rip off of Point Break.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean Fern Gully?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope, Fern Gully was animated Dances With Wolves.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right place, right time.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 538 Dislikes 5

unpop opinion. I never found this funny. Maybe I dont get the joke but I dont find it funny.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What is Gamora?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Rich. Very rich.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She’s doing well, did you not hear about her stonks?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wie viel ist Gamora?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When is Gamora?

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

How do you spell gamoruh

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd ask where is Gamora, but we all know that answer.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dark, nice

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet if they ran avatar a second time it would beat the snot out of endgame xD

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Not even the slightest chance. People flocked to Avatar to see the tech, not the movie itself.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Honestly them rereleasing the movie again just to get the extra money makes me feel like not acknowledging the record break. Avatar did it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In one release, Endgame did it in 2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It actually didn't, Avatar re-released and stayed in theaters way longer. I'd say its a fair comparison.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The same actress played both? I had no idea, nice

6 years ago | Likes 385 Dislikes 4

Nice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actress....computer....same difference

6 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 41

Man, imagine how her dad felt when she was born.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Incredible

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She was also kids and the new uhura

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

*KIDA

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought you said she had kids and a new eurethra... i mean weird flex but ok

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

She was kids? Like she was once multiple children? I must be missing something here.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

thanks. i was like isn't she Uhura...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And even though she’s black, she didn’t play a black character in either film! Hmm...

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 49

She played the black girl in pirates of the Caribbean

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She’s a Lady of Color.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's hispanic...

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

You can be black and Hispanic at the same time, too

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

So she has black, brown, green and blue. What's next to get the rainbow?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

She’s black dominican

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

“Blaxican”. Turk Turkleton

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

And about to do the trifecta with avatar 2

6 years ago | Likes 351 Dislikes 31

I hope not. The first Avatar was just meh but somehow idiots still went nuts for it.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Avatar 1 got the money it did because it had the benfit of 3D being a new tech. Avatar 2 won't touch it.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It depends, Cameron needs to force a change in the industry like he did with Avatar 1 (CGI, realism, 3D)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Think it will be a prequel, Earth was insanely fucked over during Avatar, couldn't launch another expedition.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still didn't watch Avatar 1

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

Why would anyone see a sequel to a movie they didn't love and can't remember anything about?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

So you honestly doubt that that movie will make billions? Like, really?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

doubt avatar 2 will do anywhere near as well. its a different time, and it wont have the 3D craze to buff it

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow. I hope she does another sequel to Drum line

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I honestly don't think it's going to be that big of a deal... the first one is probably the highest-grossing film that people forgot about.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Ever seen Pocahontas 2? ...Exactly.

6 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 5

Yeah, who's seen star wars episode 5?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 13

Only if it is a he first blockbuster in 4d. Without 3d avatar would have had the same box office success, as its cultural relevance.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Dunno why you guy the down vote, spot on IMHO, have an up vote.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Without 3d, it's just Ferngully in cgi

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

With a better plot.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Avatar's only claim to fame was high quality CG, I don't think they can step that game up again.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Never doubt James Cameron though. He has defied expectations before and is likely to do it again.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, it was like the first really good visual quality 3D movie that was filmed with two cameras, instead of converted afterwards.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe they invented motion capture specifically for that film. And it also got worldwide attention because it 'popularized' the ->

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Motion capture is much, much older. Like not even this century older. They might have invented a new method though.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

CGI motion capture

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Still last century. PSX classics used motion capture since it was more cost effective than animating themselves.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the sort of problems faced by many indigenous tribes trying to prevent development of ancestral lands.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Idk. I don't think it'll do all that great. When I watched the first one, I remember thinking it was a solid movie, but that was it.

6 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 4

They'll probably rerelease Avatar 1 before the sequel is released. So it might pass Endgame. That would be funny.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's going to kill. Not. Huge fan but the stage is set. A2 is going to crush

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’ve watched it at least 30 times, it’s my all time favorite movie. It’s basically just like going on an adventure

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even remember the plot, besides alien pocahontas, the pterodactyl chooses the rider, and ponytail sex-mingling

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That’s pretty much it save for “unobtainium” ugh

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

it might not beat any records, but avatar 1 will be re-released, and she'll go back to being the blue girl in the highest grossing movie

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Why would people go out to see it again when it's streaming on like 3 platforms. It isn't that good of a movie. It's just pretty.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't see it again, I didn't like it. But they will re-release it with each avatar sequel and it will keep making money

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The first one only made what it did beacause it was a breakthrough in terms of 3d and CGI, and everyone wanted to see a cool 3d movie.

6 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 2

It was definitely just for the 3D novelty. Ask yourself how often people talk about the movie. Never, because it really wasn't that great.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The same with avengers. Everybody just wanted to see that nano ironman tech

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 17

Definitely not. Endgame was important because fans were coming to see the end of the characters they cane to know and love

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This. Avengers has what Avatar does not and it makes all the difference: memorable and lovable characters that audiences care about.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks to Moore's Law, we could have "breakthrough" movie every 2 years if someone could care to make one.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moore's law hasn't been true for nearly a decade, he himself has said so. We're approaching the physical limit of current tech.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, nevertheless every "now and then" one can make a movie and it will be a pinnacle of achievement of a current tech.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happened to 3d seems to have died a death?

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Like all the gimmicks

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one knew how to utilize it and so it was just a gimmick. The only movie I remember where 3d actually enhanced the experience was Dredd

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a gimmick, it gets played out every time it comes up.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Just like 4k will die and just like whatever the next fad will be. 8k 3D?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem with 3d as I've experienced it is that it's been a bit of a gimmick for most films, they'll just add a random bit in and (1)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0