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Vaanhalen
It's a mix of your family's brand of cleaning agent and your stale farts. And if youre Indian, curry
Iamnotacreativeman
Laundry and poop, i have kids
qr1983
Mine smells like TV dinners, cigarette burns and disappointment.
GodEmperor0fMankind
Thats because human brains are dumb and ignore things they dont think are important. I.e. smells you smell all the time.
imadethistopostthedick
bacon. it's definitely bacon.
BlastTheStrongestHero
I can tell, but that's because I have roommates.
nvrmndrnbw
Did you guys smell the rich people escent?Its like slightly poop And very clean fresh odour
badClementine
It's an evolution thing. You get used to a smell because it's not a 'danger' to you. Can give more info, but too lazy and too tired.
Nestelalex178888
Weed, lots of weed and alcohol. Joy of having stoner roommates
Barkinsons
Weed is the worst smell, I used to associate it with sweat as a child because I didn't know what it is, and now I'm stuck with that
Legomastar
I made note of the fact that someone smelled similar to their room, somehow that was seen as mildly creepy...
raknor88
No. Home is where the sells aren't weird.
raknor88
*smells
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
You can, just leave your house for a few weeks.
theHammr
N O S E B L I N D
Begotten
Ironically Febreeze actually does work by making u nose blind
eduardoluizsoaresoliveira3
My smeals like teen Spirit !
battlestargingerpubes
Go on a holiday for a week. What you smell on your return is your house's smell, provided u remembered to take out the trash before u left.
LeftHandPanda
My own farts
Shltles
Acetone and sawdust, with just a dash of caramel.
Begotten
I notice it after I've been gone at least a day
DuckTalesOohWooOoh
I can almost guarantee mine smells somewhere in-between wet dog and dry dog.
TimeFoDat
Olfactory fatigue; happens because you smell your own smells constantly so your brain ignores them. Happens to other senses too.
TimeFoDat
It's a very useful mechanism since otherwise stuff like the sound of your heartbeat or the buzz of a ceiling fan would drive you nuts.
Jomini001
My house smells like whatever candles my wife's been buying, her shampoo, and cedar. There's also one room that smells like kitty litter.
mormacil
Ah bedroom smells
Jomini001
I smell it when I walk in the door. She thinks the house smells like the soap I use and dogs. Idk how she doesn't smell her own candles.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
because she spends all her time inside the candles
Jomini001
What?
soprahsister
I no longer smell my airwick air fresheners so I hope mine smells like that
JamieSmyth
You might need to change it. Those things eventually run out of fragrance
numonster
I used to wind up my SO by pointing out when the airwick changed (it is one of those three fragrance ones)~
SirWadeWilson
Thats why i burn scented candles and incense, just incase it doesn't smell good and i don't know it.
Begotten
Incense doesn't smell good either.
SirWadeWilson
That's a matter of opinion.
DarthSwagnus
Broken dreams and crushing debt.
TheOriginalMikeMan
It's almost the end of 2018, it's time for self-deprecating jokes to die.
GasolineSky
awkwardpuns
myexpectationsaresuperlow
Wasted potential and unspoken disappointment.
krugle
I can, but It's common for me to be away from home for weeks at a time.
gobthealpaca
Know*
Slamtastik
Can only smell my house when I come back from vacation or some trip where i am away for atleast a couple weeks
numonster
I can, but I have a hypersensitive sense of smell. You got at UTI? I know about it... ooft...
ThatCrazyIrishMan
I can smell ovulation or when my SO period starts its like I'm a friggin bloodhound
numonster
Cool! Oddly enough my sense of smell gets more intense at those times of the month.
djindjifilka
Wow, that's handy. Saves on birth control.
Barkinsons
Talk about undesirable superpowers
numonster
It has positives :) except the 3 days a month were ALL SMELLS ARE UNBEARABLE.
notreallyamorningperson
Jesus, really?!
numonster
Yes! And here's the thing, I learn the smell of illnesses by repeated exposure... Lotta people I know get UTIs...
notreallyamorningperson
I think you have a superpower. Can it be harnessed for..... something?!
numonster
I'm currently learning the smell of pregnancy and prostate cancer (treatable, don't worry!). Hoping that'll help people in the future?
Aquatomahawk
Dogs. My house smells like dogs. I have 4 of them.
DeZaim
I have two, and their stank is enough for me.
Brutsarge
4 beautiful smells!
bombshelter
7 here. 7 dogs. Ahh ahh ahh.
Brutsarge
7? You live on a ranch or something?
bombshelter
It is Texas!
bombshelter
Dachshunds. Like potato chips... You can't have just 1. Or 2. Or 3....
PepsiIsBetterThanCoke
Cat pee. Trust me.
KiyoshiInoto
I honestly can’t smell cat pee/ammonia unless I am less than 6 inches away, it’s quite nice.
Vhushrosebush
Can confirm. Unless it's been storming... then it's dog shit/pee.
AwkwardWatermelon
Fostering a sick kitten. Plus an 11-year old male cat. Yep. Cat pee and poop stank all over.
LeadByBadExample
Knew a girl who had indoor cats. She didn't clean much. That was horrible.
Skibu90
It's refreshing when it's sometimes cat poo
NZSheeps
Variety is the spice of life
NiHyde
One of my friends has a house smell that I love. Not fragrancy, just a nice homely smell.
TheTagg
An old buddy of mine had the best smelling house. Shame he dont live there anymore
cominginhot
"friend" by Armpits & Ballsacks
andrew702
That's their stale farts that you're smelling
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
That's just the hobo semen
Barkinsons
Old brick houses with a lot of wood are great, carpets on the other hand ruin it
SpaceGiraffeWithaWaffleMaker
Nice observation.
Iwannaseeit
Interestingly, NA vs British meaning of homely is very different
Lionskull
it's the opposite of comely in america as well.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Homely in American English also means ugly
Iwannaseeit
BRITISH (of a place or surroundings) simple but cozy and comfortable, as in one's own home - homely
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Ohhhh my bad