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Update: We found the person whom wrote this paper.... His user name is
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Jan 21, 2018 3:36 AM
completestriping2
158483
3330
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Update: We found the person whom wrote this paper.... His user name is
SlightlyRemoved
virgil247
I wrote papers for money in college. Same paper got a A-, B+ and D.
kaegro
I had a college prof who hated assigned lengths - she said if you should use as much or as little as you need to say what you're saying
alphusultimus
Face it, half the class probably wrote theirs in some other language and the other half used l33t and emojis.
TheRealHMint
Are we going to ignore that the part with the funn ytext on is clearly a different piece of paper from the one with the grade?
pakayaro
Wait! "It's" what?!
dvcalif
MarkerMage
Then how about you slightly UN-remove his user name? :P
spickate
I need the rest of this. The kid had more to say. See the arrow.
Colvane
And then the whole class just slow clapped it out
RaynWisp
Idk what you are implying...It's been my experience that a great deal of teachers, especially in High School don't actually read assignments
feelinsomethinglikerickmoranis
I can read this due to my slop writing
godofhorizons
In HS I had to make up a two page story based on King Arthur. The night before I completely blanked on what to do. So I did what any sane 1/
godofhorizons
Person would do. I copied, word for word, Arthur's fight against the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Got an A. 2/2
ProzacPhilosopher
Drew a ww1 battlefield in crayon on a final. The looks I got from the other students was priceless. Plus the crayon sharpener is kinda noisy
IcyFlow
The paper says to write 3-4 pages worth of writing, where's the rest of it?
amstrad
There's an arrow at the bottom corner indicating to turn the paper over.
lenomdeplume
TBH, if this person was applying for a job, the trait of being unable/unwilling to complete an assigned task wouldn’t be amusing.
MoonZinuM
TedBundyYourNeighbor
its a repost
BababaMoooya1
..
Firestormblast
Wouldiwas
Damn, them pixels
SDoneshot
MoonZinuM
waltzin
I totally agree about the Sierra Mist thing.
An1mgurian
If he's not reading it, how'd he get an A-, did he just not write enough bullshit down?
Bourbonkers
Quality standards have fallen since I was in school. My teachers would have publicly derided me if I turned this in.
MoonZinuM
samsonguy920
He seems undecided on whether to still give it or not.
Justkillmefirst
MoonZinuM
WorkerDrone9547
butIdontownasuitJudith
I wrote out the lyrics of “I Am the Walrus” for a history exam. I failed history that year.
0x1CEB00DA
common sense is emphesized in the first pargraph, so let's try to us it: maybe the 2nd paragraph was added after the exam was returned?
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
Wow, we have the same shitty handwriting.
earthtones333
https://imgur.com/yRU4daS
PaintedLady5519
I did the same thing for a weekly assignment in HS. Just changed the date, title and first sentence. Always got full credit.
Goose36
I turned in the same lab report with updated title/date
WomenSayImAsStimulatingAsElbowSkin
My English teacher has us hold up our homework as she stood in from of class. I’d hold up my math homework and she’d give me full credit too
WeeBabySeamus22
Shocker.
ZebraCockSandwich
I would often ignore the topic of morning journals and write about what I wanted. the teacher always gave full credit, but she commented 1
ZebraCockSandwich
on my topic as well. She was a great teacher, and wanted us to *write* the subject was always less important than the content. 2
JesusDiedForOurOlsenTwins
Some teachers don't have it all together. My sister got a top grade on a paper she didn't even write. Not "didn't write" as in copied it, *1
LoftheDesert
I got a passing grade in psychology, and I just stopped going to class altogether after I failed two tests.
JesusDiedForOurOlsenTwins
but "didn't write" as in nothing was handed in. A week or two later she went to the teachers' room to talk to the teacher about why she *2
JesusDiedForOurOlsenTwins
was late with her work and how she could make up for it, but the teacher cut her short before any of that and just told her "Yes, your *3
JesusDiedForOurOlsenTwins
paper, I know I put it around here *somewhere* but I'm not sure where I put it, but I do know you got a B on it". *4
SexualSandwich
I showed up to take my English final in college. Topic was write a 2,500 word essay on why I should pass this class. I wrote 2,500 words
SexualSandwich
Stating I was up all night drinking at a party and still woke up at 6 am to take this final. Passed with an 97
OrangeRanger
Did something similar, but it was a persuasive speech. Mine was why I should pass the class. I basically read the syllabus.
OrangeRanger
I passed and got a 90 on my final
RaynWisp
Is this really that common? I had a 10page report for ENG406 on the same subject, but I explained career aspirations and scholarships...
OrangeRanger
I guess so haha.
MinorityRetort
I included the Trogdor lyrics in a 10pg upper division econ paper back in college. The guy wrote "Trogdor Rules!" in the margin. Out trolled
thesauceisboss
The email the email what what the email! So sad most won’t know who strongbad even is, or why they installed the light switch.
Anfalicious
University level teacher here - would definitely give bonus marks for Trogdor references. Kids gotta know the classics.
BradleySeman
The s is for sucks
KeyMasher
imnotyourdudebro
PirateRubberDuck
I started a game of naughts and crosses on a paper and the exam board sent it back to me. 1/
PirateRubberDuck
Turns out they didn't want to play and I had to apologise to them.2/2
samsonguy920
They knew the answer. The only way to win is not to play.
Demauscian
Thanks WOPR
entropyk
"I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd help..."
FourByFourAnimalStyle
Remember Peasant Quest?
quicksilver1
Play Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People. Its jokes and themes are still relevant today
EngineerZero
Is the home star website still a thing? It’s been like 12 years since I went there
quicksilver1
They had a four year break, and came back as hilarious as ever. They update infrequently, there was a new Dangeresque a month ago.
WalkingWithPythons
Haldo is a word I use daily, and I've never had someone get the reference :(
VonSnootingham
I use Haldo ALL THE TIME. No one gets it.
bassclarinetl2
I'm Donglev
JayEnfield
THROW BABY
SkyGuyTheGuy
He writes about foolish, hastily made decisions, and then makes one himself. Entirely possible the professor enjoyed the choice made here.
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completestriping2
I miss starcraft
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completestriping2
I gave you credit in an update, for the paper
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rusrsdude
Friend did a similar thing in highschool. Greeted his teacher mid-essay and accused her of not reading their work. Got A+. Then reported her
rusrsdude
After that incident she got demoted to the school librarian. Had no students thereafter.
RaynWisp
I doubt it, sincerely - the teacher's union would have freaked the fuck out over that.
rusrsdude
Idk. It happened while i was still there so. And it was in the ghetto-ish area where i used to live.
SnackMasterRanger
Plus you need a specific degree to be a librarian and a teacher would be lost organizing and managing a library
RaynWisp
Exactly, BS-Librarian Science and BS-Education are not even remotely similar, there isn't even much course overlap...
ShrubNinja
And then the whole library clapped.
Falkh12
And the (former) teacher hushed
NateCardenas
At least 21 people in the library
rusrsdude
Lol. Idc if you dont believe me. I have no reason to lie. Also dont care about points.
rusrsdude
Downvote
rusrsdude
If you