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CV Prototype
http://www.simultan.it/
CV Prototype
UpDownLeftRyan
Deus Ex ! The prophecy is coming true...
ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney
I didn't ask for this.
symionswg
Where is the last knuckle joint?
Laynal
kingoftheeyesores
all capabilities of a functional human arm except for a second joint on each finger
Stroelofsen
This is the elektronic faphand2k14?
ShanSookoo8
It's missing a set of knuckles. Those fingers would suck.
mudflaplicker
It's missing a set of knuckles. Those fingers would suck.
MatilHorta41
The "and much more..." part scares me a bit.
poodiggah
Reminds me of Coldman from Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker. V FOR VICTORY!
Diezen
I hope it has a lighter for a finger.
AmbiguouslyPunny
SEKTOR!! It's real!! MK up in this bitch!!
theartofselfdefense
Will it come in black and carbon fiber? Can I get sunglasses built into my face to go with them?
DarthWTF
I definitely asked for this
FireSlayer1672
and then OP ends up in the Emergency Room cause he "fell into it"
WhimsicalCalamari
I don't know exactly what you meant by that but the idea of somebody just falling into an emergency room is quite strange.
TaintedGENE
Wow its coming true http://wiiudaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/deus-ex_-human-revolution-wallpapers.jpg
Cucurbitacee
Brought to you by Tenyks.
JustARandomKorean
Is it made by sariff
YellowTheKid
Big Boss?METAL GEAR?!
HashtagDadJokes
Plot Twist: Company's name is Cyberdyne
HenryGR
First thing that crossed my mind. I knew I would find this comment ;O)
DaltonThePolarDogManBear
Deathlocke time
rhm2084
One day this will come in handy
InternetHasRuinedMe
On the other hand...
EverythingInTimeYoungOne
You son of a bitch. I was gunna say that.
BindersOfWomen
dry robot handies, what a time to be alive
bavino
One day I will come IN handy
swon
Google disagrees & tells me this is a series of CGI images by an Italian art student: http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?t=1164984
sikketh
http://www.behance.net/simultan confirmed by another google search.
DooDooManjaro
Metal gear did it first http://imgur.com/p2L1w65
Hashbrown123
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100910075520/metalgear/images/f/ff/Vladmir_mena.jpg
themilkmancometh
Tony Stark get off imgur you have iron man business to attend to
RiverBear
Was about to say: Is this from the mark 6 suit?
aggrav8d
I make robots. This picture is porn - no lasting value, dressed up to look good. Disappointment.
PurpleToupee
What kind of robots do you make?
aggrav8d
Actually... Right now I'm working on a 5dof robot arm.
Favri
I know what you mean. I too make robots. Well, I make Lego, same-same.
rgrasmus
As someone that has worked with the DARPA APL arm - Hey look at all the breakable parts
causality
Exactly. It's covered in pointless non-functional doo-dads.
badinplaid
I'm sure your "company" is thrilled that you've released pictures of their "prototype" on the internet before its release.
badinplaid
Quotations indicating that I "totally" believe you.
WhimsicalCalamari
"release"
ChristopherNixon
impressive CG. This is not real, well done tho.
verbalhermanmunster
I'm guessing video game viral marketing. Anyone know of any game it could relate to?
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
Deus Ex possibly
MrFastZombie
Don't see red used in body parts for deus ex often though.
therealSKYKING
It's not marketing, I remember this from someone's 3d portfolio, but his name escapes me ATM, he does a lot of stuff like this.
verbalhermanmunster
So someone nicked this from his portfolio and pretended it was a real thing?
therealSKYKING
Exactly.
thedirtypaw
this is 3d..
subject626
Surprise! Everything is in 3D.
yoshi
if you wanna get flogged tell that to mathematicians
subject626
And i'm but a humble swede.
tinycrocodile
We actually live in more than 3d, think about how many axis (pl?) you can move in. The book flatland or flatterland explains this than I can
dmahurdle
You seem to be confused... We can only move in three spatial dimensions. The axis are arbitrary, but the fact that there are three remains.
tinycrocodile
well said - the axis are arbitrary. i get it now
JadenFuckingSmith
even the real world? wow!
subject626
I shit you not! Everything!
The1Remington
What a time to be alive!
ChronoKing
but each finger only has two joints.
HamshanksCPS
It's a hand full of thumbs, how useful can that be?
NotSoSmartAlek
a: saves processing and space because less mechanisms b: it's enough for nearly all purposes
BadLink
If you look close enough, you can see that the absolute end is jointed, and that it will work as a regular finger.
SirBraxton
Look closer, it's an elastic rubber covering. They most likely bend all the way :).
Bouran
All the functions of a normal human hand: Except that one, yes.
VaguestIdea
In all seriousness, if robot hands go on the market tomorrow I'm cutting mine off tonight
stutteringbob
But.. but.. it looks like it would chaff my willly something awful...
mexicanstig
expecially if they look this cool
WojtekTheBearFormallyKnownAsWotjek
I just laughed/coughed/spit everywhere.. now the coffee shop thinks i'm seizing.
SnarkyScience
It will be interesting when this starts happening (it will).
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wetslut
Too many bones and not enough cash?
FrankyFrankFrank
Are you going to NOT cut it off and take the risk that they might not come on the market tomorrow?
AnonsAndMinions
Dude I'm totally with you. Deus Ex: Human Revolution. I want upgrades, lmao
ExodusDei
I would go for one in gold finish to cosplay Vincent Valentine.
VacationTenzin
that is some amazing industrial design. I wonder if it's a sleeve for a hand, or an entire shoulder to arm replacement.
narogbecvra
You do know that they would cost you an arm right?
KingoftheWest
And it is this mentality that will lead to Deus Ex Human Revolution style Augmentation... And I'm all for it.
LastFreeCompanyOfKhatovar
Flesh is weak, brother.
WhatzitTooya
And then you have to buy a new one every two or three years, like people do it now with their phones?
LastArcanum
Maybe practice on a sausage first though, you don't wanna rip your dick off.
RickSanchez
Sounds great in theory, until you start jerking off. Worst hand job ever. Just make sure you cut off the non-dominant one.
LetMeEsplainNoThereIsTooMuchLetMeSumUp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvpcsDQ-Jtw
MyMesobook
There's a Futurama episode you should watch.
ostiniatoze
Up until the Devil threatens Leela, it's purely beneficial? No Satan here, so no downside?
Iamnotgoingtopostbadthingsagain
lol, was just thinking the same thing. I where about to ask how much this cost, because I want one. Just need to get rid of my old one
Veritasbarker
Hey Dan Cummins, how's the smoothie guy?
AHornyRhino
HE WHISPERED TO ME!
zZCr0wZz
One hand for lovin' and the other for hatin'
schmooster
There are a number of models already available, including the Open Hand Project. The Shadow Robot company make a few variations also.
azazyel
Imagine how hard it'd make whipping your butt with that.
duranddurand
I would think the plastic would make whipping it EXTREMELY hard. ;)
fattyfatfatlikeshiscookies
you better deliver
Thoraxe123
You better deliver
JediRedBeard
Might not be enough dude. I bet you they'll cost an arm and a leg.
Geogon
And I will be first in line to give you the highest of fives.
Klingon00
Hello!? Robot Claws? http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120407150259/fbandcc/images/8/88/Then_I_wouldn't_have_the_robot_claws.JPG
OtherBarryDylan
Did anyone else think of that futurama episode where Fry changes hands with robot Satan?
DaftTechno
Are you going to use it to Digistruct your own killer robot?
deqzel
may want to look at the price tag first tho
ElPenisGrande
inb4 you can't afford one.
Holydarkness
i'm in :D
fumberjack
Maybe you should say "if robot hands go on the market TODAY I'm cutting mine off TOMORROW". Just sayin'.
whatismynameagain
As someone who already has a foot disability, if they bring out a foot version I will seriously consider it
alchemist12345
And thats one reason why people were reluctant to allow Pistorious to enter the Summer olympics.
TomAtofromPalletTown
Easy there... you haven't the vaguest idea of the complications that that would cause.......
Endo6398
Screw one im going all the way
dascannibal
Calm down there, Jamie.
duranddurand
YOU
TheDrySideOfThePenny
*Jaime.
dascannibal
Ah damn it, thanks.
MrJoeGGriffiths
*Bucky
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
*Luke
TheRicM
You know, they'll probably just make a glove or something eventually
Sklumlord
Make sure it's your left hand though.. for.. reasons
anamolhouse
You're going to want to practice on a hot dog first
BeeR411
Keep it scientific.
Mandalore11
Practice on a hotdog first, otherwise you might rip your dick off.
Sleelan
otakucode
Nearly all under age 30 use their left. They grew up with their right hand on the mouse...
xXcitizenSNIPSXx
I use my right for reasons. And I'm 22. I use my left for the little mouse pad on the laptop
pramienjager
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/478/604/0b7.gif
Cmitry
But I use my left hand... for... reasons.
MisterWho
So you'd pass up on bionic fapping?
ICantEvenLife
It'll feel like someone else is doing it!
konakona
make sure to lube it
Hetouchedthebutt
*something
ilikedogsdogsarecool
o
porrages
Or the robot hand is too strong and you JUST RIP EVERYTHING APART
mackzuhmill
The Stranger
Gonnaderpya
I'm ambidextrous :D
Chronomechanist
Ambidickstrous*
MudbloodClub
Yeh for science reasons...
TempestChaserZ
But... what if that is the hand you use for those reasons?
CountessVonFingerbang
Is the reason that you can more easily click the mouse to navigate through porn with your right hand? Because that's why I use my left.
DomSchu
This guy knows what's up.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
People who did reasons with their dominant hand is a fool. LRN2AMBIDEXTRUOUS
Zyntherius
that and your right arm gets used alot more.. so using your left balances out the .. err.. Excersize?
TheGayPenguin
I use my left 'cause I just do. I'm right handed, but righty can't get me off normally.
awatar
Does it have an built-in vibrator.. if you catch my drift
justmagicalgirlthings
Sweet jeebus that gif
ChefG0ldblum
what other drift would there be to catch concerning vibrators?
Granolaclusters
Well there would be the drifting off to sleep afterwards...
crimsonashes
i was seriously wondering the same things. like if the fingers could have a vibration button that would be just great!
BroseidonRulerofTheBrocean
kittycatpb
I like where you're taking this.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Ahh, Garry's mod.
mikoroshi
wut
Draugo
If it doesn't have one at release it will have one soon after
DRAMATICRUST
Sauce
AcadianBacon
I prefer the zoom-in version, funnier. c:
XantarTDestroyr
That may be the creepiest gif I have ever seen.
TheUltimateChimera
G Man was already creepy enough as is.
eftwyrd
A*
thatclimbingguy
that gif makes this fucking perfect
Brained
kingofshitafuckmountain
that gif is fucking horrifying
SDgoldilocks
Indeed. Let's vow to never speak of it again
Spamchicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpGFy3wD4mQ
MrDustey
Source? Please?
OblivionsBloodhound
It's probably one of the many Garys Mod movies on youtube
MrDustey
I posted that comment over two years ago
Volreed
OblivionsBloodhound
What is this?
Alxchemist
what the what
JustAnotherCynic
In da butt.
chanandlerbear
Guys, this isn't real. You don't just post pictures of high-tech robotic prototypes on the internet if you work for a company like this.
Denninator1211
you would b suprised, i'm a part of a robotics club, and once it's reached a stage like this its patented and already sold. waiting 2 b made
Raelag
I can hope!!!
detroitmountedpolice
THE INTERNET DOESN'T LIE
FrostyLady
It's CONCEPT ART, though. There's a link to the site with this and other digital images - see the very first picture at the top of the post.
thebrick87
Or at least not high-res ones, it's likely be 7/10 quality of the arm sitting on a workbench in different positions.
FelixG
That or it should be properly labeled CV concept art
Djohaal
Doesn't matter. Awesome 3d art.
zacarroll
Was gonna say this. Scrolled down. Don't have to say this anymore.
tomyironmane
You do if you work for Datadyne.
Frenchgirllurkingaround
Or they would sue your ass till Pluton and back. Or you may be the company's President and CEO?
TehNoobinator117
Automail?
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Unless you're looking for investors....Or trying to stir up customers....
DanNeedsLoveToo
Was thinking the same. How would this even have a grip when grabbing a glass cup..
rowingrowingrowing
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Way to breach your NDA!
SithRuleOfTwo
While this may not be real, Im amused at all the confidentiality specialists that this post brought out. Lol.
chanandlerbear
I can't tell you what I do, but I can tell you I actually have a little insight into this. Truth.
SithRuleOfTwo
well, isnt that fitting.
TorontoRocks2014
It's big enough for a human arm to fit inside, so I think it might even be a prop glove made to look like a robot arm.
verbalhermanmunster
Soooo... viral marketing for a video game or film?
IMadeAnAccountJustToWriteThis
Also "fully functional robot hand" .... only has 2 joints per finger....
mrfuckingfeeny
That's what I was thinking
aggrav8d
I do. They don't look that good.
VitaminMarc
Yup. 3D Art by Cristiano Rinaldi. https://www.behance.net/gallery/15478665/XCV_ARM-CONCEPT
pantsaretheworst
:(
fearandloathebananas
I don't know what's more impressive, that it is a fully functional robot arm, or that it is 3D art. It looks amazing.
sevenonesicks
So, in other words OP as per usual is a bundle of sticks?
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
:C
chanandlerbear
Whoa, I just realized this comment is now my 3rd best one. And it all happened while I was getting a lobotomy.. errrr in a meeting.
wetslut
Also, real robot hands don't have pointless greebles all over the back of them.
doodiepants
I wish they did...
Ademan
Yeah all of the aesthetic details made me think "art project" more than "prototype". I suppose it can be both but I'm guessing not...
chanandlerbear
Greebles is a fun word.
bouncinggingeririshman
I thought the same thing! :)
chanandlerbear
*chuckles* Greebles.... hehe
ScienceMAN1
I have seen a lot of hi tech prothesis, and this is not one. Look at the fused metal carpal-metacarpal stuff, no way this is practical
Gormenski
"a company like this" you mean a 3d design company?
chanandlerbear
Or, at least you don't work there long. This would be breaching even the most basic non-disclosure agreements. Cool pictures though.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Or this could be hidden promotion for a new movie or something.
malachitedragon
If I had to guess? Bubblegum Crisis.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
*twitch* American live action version?
KillingMeDjently
If they do it right like Godzilla then why not, bigger budget and production quality.
kapta3nklutch
Yeah, who builds a left hand first?
wraen
A one-armed right handed man.
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
it looks like it has a whole bunch of fancy do-dads that are completely useless. very fake seeming.
chanandlerbear
I believe the technical term is "pointless greebles." Amirite @wetslut? Wow, I didn't realize how uncomfortable your username made me...
theadultmale
chuckle
wetslut
Trust me, a dry slut would make you more uncomfortable.
chanandlerbear
Ummmmm... they're about equal actually.