5ywjdPumpkinPrincess
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localdisturbance
call krankenwagen when that happens
torillatavataan
Cherry bomb would have been an option.
Yakeshinu
A German guy walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks: "Dry?"
The German says: "No, just one for now."
faphappyscreencappy
zortroz
Timmy79
It's hard to say whether the German or English word for 'eating utensils' is more hard to relate to/remember.
FjordFiskursson
Food tools.
FallWind
Essenswerkzeug.
ExTechOp
In Finnish, "ruokailuvälineet" (eating utensils) are also occasionally colloquially referred to as "aseet" (weapons).
TrumpIsAMoron
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
How is he supposed to eat his cobra chicken without food weapons?
BeaverOnFire
hotaru251
Ich brauche ein paar Essenswaffen
elvisdumbledore
Essenwaffen > Waffen SS
Kingdugga
I handed him a turkey club.
torillatavataan
with some miracle whip.
elvisdumbledore
And my pickle spear!
mafiacarstarter
mafiacarstarter